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Jessica

Let's do this like a prison break.

About Me

I'm an actress. I've got a commercial for movietickets.com running at movie theaters right now, I recently shot a film called The Adventures of CC Bright, and I'm doing a play early next year called "Wickets."

My Interests

Film, Theatre, Political Activism. Dancing like a maniac. Breaking the cabaret laws. History, Foriegn culture, Art galleries. Live music. Linguisitics, crossword puzzles. Yoga. Cooking. Eating weird food, raw food, French food, or whatever you put in front of me.

I'd like to meet:

Charlotte Gainsbourg, Sacha Baron Cohen, and THIS WOMAN

Music:

The Pixies, Billy Bragg, The Velvet Underground, The Cure, Nico, Tom Waits, Bruce Springsteen, Throwing Muses, New Pornographers, Harlem Shakes, The Smiths, Le Tigre, The Ramones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Clash, Cold War Kids, The White Stripes, ACDC, The Strokes, Prince, JET, Kings of Leon, The Shins, Sleater-Kinney, X Ray Specs, Liz Phair (pre-Matrix), Johnny Cash, Little Feat, John Prine, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Cat Power, Carla Bruni, Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Movies:

Oh yes. Many, many, many of them. Best movies I've seen lately:
Schizo
13 Tzmeti
Bad Education

Television:

Old favorites: The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, The Kids in the Hall. Jem and the Holograms!
What I watch now: The History Channel, Discovery, IFC, Sundance, and SciFi Channels. And there's that love/hate addiction thing to CNN.

Books:

Crime and Punishment, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, The Master and Margarita, Howard Zinn's 'People's History of the United States', The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. 2005's Best American Short Stories collection is awesome, story for story.

My Blog

I ask myself the universal question...

To Implant?I have a boob fetish. A pair of jugs will never pass my sight without a full inspection and lightening speed calculation of the percentage of the body fat and arm circumference of the femal...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:14:00 PST

Someone just give me a transporter. For your own safety.

Crying on the Subway. No atonement ritual is more wholly and instantly fulfilling. Confession, Yum Kippur, not even the Lemonade Cleanse can purge the devil as effectively as the moment you let out th...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST

I was there.

Last week, the Yeah Yeah Yeah's had the best idea ever. Doing a concert only for girls! And doing it for free.Ok, it wasn't exactly a concert, it was a video shoot and earlier in the day they did a pe...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

An Open Love Letter to Lila

I have a mysteriously large amount of female relationships that involve touching private parts. (See the blog about Hannah.) Another woman very dear to me, Lila, grabs my ass, and not in a friendly wa...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

My week of musical bliss

There are very few nuisances more insufferable than late winter. The lingering cold on top of tax season is really enough to make you hate being alive. To further aggravate the situation of being cold...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST

Inside Jesus Camp

Most of my childhood was spent in a small town called Lee's Summit, Missouri. Who the fuck is Lee and why name the highest point between Kansas City and St. Louis after him? No one knows. And that's o...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:40:00 PST

Men Past and Present

Let me first confess. This is a copycat blog. The witty, beautiful and prolific *Bitch Cakes* wrote an entry that inspired it. I've loved men since the age of 4. My childhood fantasies didn't ju...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST

That line between admiration and obsession

I'm pretty sure I crossed it.I still remember the moment my ex played "Talking to the Taxman About Poetry," Billy Bragg's second album, for me. I wrinkled my brow and stared intently at the cd player;...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:28:00 PST

An Open Love Letter to Hannah The Torturer

Of all my relationships past and present, one stands above the rest in it's sheer, almost brutal intimacy. Her name is Hannah. A blond Polish woman with perfect skin and bright blue eyes. We...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:34:00 PST

A way better story than "Snakes..." here is "Tits On A Plane"

It's been a very long time since I've posted a blog. I've started several, but these dog days of summer have left me not only uninspired, but with a huge feeling of worthlessness. What with a war brea...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:02:00 PST