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Emily

not just the cops but the homies you gotta watch..

About Me

_ *SO just to start, i'm totally utterly taken. I'm engaged and plan on marrying my best friend Jesse. Hell no will I send you pictures of myself and i definately dont wanna see your ass naked.. thats for sure. Don't wanna get all Cher on you but, ugh as if. And don't get me wrong, I'm flattered by the compliments and will take a classy comment kindly but don't expect a myspace conversation out of me. _ *My homeboys: disregard the above,, i got MUCH love for all y'all :) _
real girls get down on the floor
cheesin in NY
haha yeah thats my cousin violating the beer bottle, see the resemblance? Chinook 07'
Get it get it
Haha- I wake up to this every morning. Bat Dog
this is classic
I LOVE:
my family, we're one of a kind ice cream..mmmm watching planes from Marine Dr. sushi funny movies Milk Duds shoes summer taking naps (long ones) driving...fast frozen Capri Suns red roses my white chocolate LG phone brown eyes my fiance dogs- fat ones, ugly ones, short ones, tall ones, i love dogs:) Fawn's big juggulars Palm Springs your mom * * I CANT STAND:

hangovers people with social disorders mini vans the squirrels that make my dog bark in my ear the rain Sean Paul traffic when people whistle at me, what am i an animal? freezer burn when i run out of cereal stress bumps (aka zits) tree huggin hippie crap * *
this was so much fun.. Chinook 06'
(Chico doesn't scare easily)
It takes one SERIOUSLY strong man mentally and emotionally to put up with me. This is the only one who's been able to do it so far.. Thanks Jesse, I love you more.
New Years 06'
My love
clusterfuck

My Interests

Real Estate, big investments, awesome returns and retiring by 30. ************************************************

Ah I remember now.. this is what's important..

I'd like to meet:

Jesus- but not until i'm like 95

Music:

who RUN it..

VOTE FOR FAWNY

sleepy chaddy

This is what happens when a little white girl moves to the ghetto- her and her pit bull get bad attitudes ;)

Chico's checkin out his new house key. Oh i love him.

the Moosie

Rise and Shine!!

Uh oh thats a bad girl laugh if i've ever seen one

My painting attire. Hot huh?? this is what i do every weekend- i work my butt off so i can sell my house for more than what i bought it for (regardless of the market).

yes, we have taatties

dont know what i'd do without my Fawny

This is my other lover- haha. Just kiddin' ladies he's single and ready to mingle (yes I whore out ALL of my friends

EM and EM

Oh my gosh this picture makes me want to punch babies

Sean's been doing this since 6th grade..

..and i've been making Cass do this since 6th grade

giggin like some billy-baddasses

partners in crime..

Me and Emmy- i love this girl!

one of my bestest friends ever. He keeps me sane

i want to flick it.. that big fat tongue of course ;)

This is my 'i don't believe a word out of your lying mouth' face

lick my balls, Mr Garrison

YES i do sleep with my bodyguard

Movies:

Super Troopers has to be one of my favorites. Both of the 'Best of Will Farrel" DVD's,really anything with him in it

Television:

-All southpark right now, each season is rentable on DVD and theyre freaking hillarious. -I could watch Arrested Development for days straight. -Im a BIG 24 fan -Reno 911 makes me pee -love LOST too

Books:

*Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert T. Kiyosaki- he's an extremely smart guy

Heroes:

My dad, he's pretty much the shit.

********************************************************** ******* It's underwear, not a bush you fucks.

more flag... copyright Stanton Street Studios

He eats my face

meet mamma

My Blog

wining..

mm ok so im writing this just out of spite for my dog. I took his ass out two hours ago and now he's whining to go out again, so im wasting time while flipping him off. He knows exactly what that mean...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

An Important Hint For The Ladies

Ok girls, I have held my tongue for long enough, this is just driving me crazy.Although I know a couple of you on a personal basis who are doing this right now, I am not directing this blog towards an...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

Underwear Problem

Ok so I have my alarm set for 5 AM on a Monday morning and apparently i needed more sleep cause i slept until 8AM. I wake up, look at the clock and do that whole panicky 'oh my gosh!!' thing and jump ...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

Me me me

1. How tall are you barefoot:  5'6 2. Have you ever smoked heroin: no way- i'll never do drugs3. Do you own a gun? im gonna say yes.. especially if you're my crazy neighbor then definately yes.4....
Posted by Emily on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST