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About Me

Please allow myself... to introduce... myself... There's not much to say about me. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. I'm a deep and mature thinker. (As you can see from the picture on the left). Such as: Do cats do it doggystyle? And if they do is it still considered doggystyle or is it catstyle? Also I wonder if animals think in English or for instance does a dog think in barks or a cat in meows? Be prepared for long and mature conversations should you chose to E-mail me, because these are the things that I ponder on a daily basis. Welp, (and yes I did just say welp) in closing I guess that I will leave you with this. My own personal guide for life, take it with a grain of salt (or maybe some hot-sauce whatever you prefer): I know the fire is hot, yet I thouch it anyway to make sure.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I generally don't like to be too general, but generally speaking about generalities, I'm generally geniously general.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever invented the spork, or Chocolate milk (or ya ya milk as I like to call it), that guy that can't forget anything he learns, a shark, uh... Pretty much anybody, but please don't just send a friend request and that's it, write me a little somethin' somethin' first, yah know just to chat.

Music:

Ben Harper, Ben Harper, Ben Harper! John Butler Trio, G. Love, Donovan Frankenreiter, Jack Johnson, Thicke, Peter Tosh, 80's arena rock, underground hip-hop, pretty much anything blues or with a slide guitar in it. Music is a beauty with which to expierience the world. Oh yeah and did I mention Ben Harper?

Movies:

Call me weird but I love zombie movies. Other than that Blow and Snatch are two of my favorites and as I write this I realize that those both sound like some sort of wierd pornos, but I assure you they're not! And who could forget Boondock Saints, probably the best film ever created.

Television:

The best three shows ever to grace the airways I think are (in no particular order):Fraggle Rock,Quantum Leap,Macgyver

Books:

Any Tim O'Brien, Hunter S. Thompson (RIP), Norman Mailer, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sederis, I like to read books of poetry as well,A Canticle For Leibowitz,In Search of Captain Zero,Reservation Blues,Jarhead,Man's Fate,Salvation: St. Francis of AssisiThe list goes on and on... I'm an English major so I kinda read a lot!

Heroes:

My all time hero, and role model has to be Shaft! Not the Samuel L. Jackson Shaft, the original Richard Rowntree! Eighter that, or the car from Knight Rider 'cause he was smart!

My Blog

The best two seconds of my life!

Today, when going for my morning cup of yogurt (I can't get enough of the stuff). I accidentally grabbed the really small spoon in the utensil drawer of the kitchen, and for a brief two seconds I tho...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

A list of general things I like and ponder... That makes absolutely no sense

I have a new found love of mustard and mimicking statues while posing for pictures. I like writing lower case F's in cursive, and R's as well. Buying denim shirts because they look cool on the ...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

Things you can't do...

...If you wanna be a thug: Sit criss-cross-apple-sauce. Believe me I've tried, and it is impossible to look thug-ish while sitting in this position. Eat ice cream from a cone. A dish, maybe... There ...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Plastic wrap

How is it that every time I use plastic wrap, that little serrated edge can't cut the freakin' plastic but will make mincemeat out of my fingers? This boggles my mind. Cheers....
Posted by The Red Skittle on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:42:00 PST

My life story: A brief history

Where to begin... Well, I was raised by squirrels (obviously). The lesser known "Calvin and the Squirrels," a pop/rock singing trio of squirrels that traveled the country singing in various shopping ...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

Re-occurring dream about elephants&

My most recent REM states most often paralleling an experience to the tune of infant ingestion of stale hallucinogenic drugs while watching Saturday morning cartoons, have of late taken an interestin...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST

RE: Benefits of a peg leg

From the desk of Capt. Bluebeard III, Ye' scarvy dawg! I be sendin' yah to Davie Jones locker! My peg leg has more uses than a toothless concubine does in the seaport of Singapore! (Which by the way ...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:31:00 PST

Benefits of a peg-leg

a. You could store stuff in it. (This would especially come in handy if you were a smuggler, which I am not, but if I had a peg-leg I would definitely consider pursuing a career in the vast growing i...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:07:00 PST

A minute in the mind of yours truly...

I think I smell funny. Squirrels. When is this boner gonna go away? Squirrels. I wonder what I 'd look like with hooves? Did I just say that outloud? Oh no, everyone's looking at me. I think I s...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST

In my past life...

I was definitely a dolphin. If not for my acute sense of hearing, (although I am now deaf in one ear so I guess that reason went right out the window the summer I got hit in the head with a boulder, ...
Posted by The Red Skittle on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST