Ashlee thePirateâ„¢

About thePirate
.snotty, conceited, obnoxious
.allergic to everything
.make funny faces and do silly dances
.i throw silly 5 minute tempertantrums
.dress funny and make up is always messy
.tangled hair accompanied by coffee addiction
.obsession with manga, pop rocks, and Agent Mulder
.despises humans and severely self centered
.i like my hello kitty blanket and giant sweaters
.intoxicated

.my heart is a machine.

Who I'd like to Meet:
the master of spoons
charming vamp
the goblin king

someone who drinks as much blood as i do

For booking please contact: [email protected]