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Guitar Tech / Triangle Man

About Me

I am the Guitar Tech for the Matches and also I do stand-up comedy when I'm home. I'm never home since we tour all the time so I have not done stand-up in over a year. If you are a Matches Fan, please add me. If you like my comedy, please add me.
Sleep is like sex, if you're not getting any, you really want it, and if you are getting too much, it makes you tired.My tour dates
Sept
Australia Headlining Tour
11 Perth Amplifier
13 Melbourne Corner Hotel
14 Adelaide Fowlers Live
17 Brisbane The Zoo
18 Coolangatta Collangatta Hotel
19 Sydney Manning Bar
20 Gosford NSW Coaster Festival
Oct
US - Headlining
3 California PA Performance Center @ Cal U of PA
4 Columbus OH The Basement
5 Cincinnati The Mad Hatter
Supporting Bayside
7 Cleveland Beachland Ballroom
8 Detroit St. Andrews
9 Chicago Metro
10 Minneapolis Triple Rock
11 Lawrence KS The Granada
12 St Louis Pop's
14 Denver Cervantes Ballroom
15 Pocatello ID The Icon
17 Seattle EL Corazon
18 Portland OR Hawthorn Theater
19 San Francisco Slims
20 San Francisco Bottom of the Hill
22 Pomona CA Glass House
23 Los Angeles Troubador
24 Las Vegas Jillians
25 San Diego House of Blues
26 Tucson Rialto
28 Tulsa OK The Marquee
29 Dallas The Loft @ Palladium
30 San Antonio White Rabbit
31 Houston Java Jazz
Nov
1 New Orleans House of Blues
3 Tampa/St Pete State Theater
4 Ft Lauderdale Revolution
5 Orlando House of Blues
6 Atlanta The Loft @ Center Stage
7 Greensboro NC Greene St Club
8 Norfolk VA The Norva
9 Towson MD The Rechter Theater
11 Buffalo NY Club Infinity
12 Foxboro MA Showcase Live
13 Hartford CT Webster Theater
14 NYC Irving Plaza
15 Philadelphia Trocadero
16 Asbury Park The Stone Pony
Matches "Yankee In A Chip Shop"

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Things To Do Durning The Summer Of Ben

Star in a sitcom or feature length filmPerform two drive by shootings. One with me driving and one with me shootingGive an antelope a heart attack and then perform CPR to bring him back to life.Have s...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:45:00 GMT

My Stand-Up (June 18th 2008)

You asked for it. Here it is. Finally.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:40:00 GMT

Tour of a Japanese Hotel Bathroom


Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:51:00 GMT

I teched this gig last night

I guitar teched this performance last night30 Seconds to Mars "From Yesterday" MTV Latin America Music Video Awards
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:01:00 GMT

threadless

This is pretty selfserving, but if you visit this link I will get points toward t-shirts, and they have pretty rad t-shirts on this site, some of which you may have seen me wear onstage. So go to thi...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 22:43:00 GMT

How To Break Up

I just came up with the best break up line ever. Please use it and let me know how it works. "Right now I just need to be me, and 'me' doesn't include 'we'" To deliver this line corectly point to you...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:24:00 GMT

The End is Near

Im excited right now. It feels like the end of the beginning. The new Matches record is coming out in 6 weeks and it feels like everything that everyone has been working towards is coming to fruition....
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:58:00 GMT

The Casa Bonita Adventure

We just left for tour a few days ago. The tour started with a Forty hour drive from LA to Milford Michigan. The half way point of the dive was Denver Colorado. Normally the halfway point of the journe...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 16:53:00 GMT

Blood and Guts (for those of you at the vegas show 5/26/06)

If you were at the vegas show on May Twenty Sixth then you may recall Justin making and anouncement about me bleeding to death. Here are the results of me running my shin into the side of the stage. A...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 22:44:00 GMT