BE DIFFERENT!

I'd like to meet:

" / Get Your Own Voice Player ManageThis is not directed toward any one person, and should not be taken offensively/personally!

Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures. (F.Y.I. actual gangsters don't have MySpace's, sorry)
Don't flash gang signs anywhere, at all, end of story.
List bands that don't really exist in your profile, it's cool. Promise.
[flash]
Myspace is not real life.

If you've ever posted a "MySpace is shutting down" bulletin, I fucking hate you, and your entire family.
If you honestly took your time to re-post something for fear of having your precious MySpace deleted, then I've probably lost all respect for you, and you should look into getting a life.
2 videos on a page, and "insane graphics" do not make you look cool.
They make you annoying.
And yes, I hate you.
If you highly exploit the idea that you've ever smoked marijuana before, with every other word on your page and "sick pics of ur BONG" then check yourself.
Realize that you've based your entire image around being less intelligent than most.
School pictures, sports team pictures, and pictures of your friends without you in them, are all things that nobody gives a fuck about.
And deep down inside, you've known that all along.
If your view more pictures consists of pictures of your "sic truck" or "all your boys" go back to temecula and promptly shoot yourself in the head.
"I don't really watch tv" = LIAR
"I don't really read" = BUSH SUPPORTER
If you list anyone who's ever appeared on MTV&..39;s TRL, in your heroes section, then you need to drive your god damn civic away from the mall, and go to a fucking library.
Now.
[flash]
MySpace is not real life.

If you die before deleting your myspace, it will be up as long as anyone else's is.
If you die because of your myspace being deleted, I lack sympathy for you.
This is not the stock market.
If Tom dies, and you label the upcoming drama "the great deppression," I will strongly consider hunting your family pet.
Myspace has made Tila Tequila a genuine low-level celebrity.
Honestly, think about that.
Posting the same bulletin 3 times in a row in less than 5 minutes is never an accident, and is only idiotic.
It should grant you a free punch in the throat.
[flash]
MySpace is not real life.

Comments:
a. "thnx 4 the add" is not a comment, it's a message
b. "just showin' sum luv" is not a comment, it's a stupid message
c. "oh my god, u were sooooo wasted last night at the show, i can't believe u gave that creepy guy your number!!!!" is not a comment, it's a sad attempt to exploit the lesser known fact that you might possibly have a non-internet social life.
Friendster was not "back in the day."
Nobody wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video everytime they look at your page.
No one wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video, period.
Posting a comment such as "yum, ur fucken hawtt, or damn, ur hella fine" underneath a decent looking girls picture, is not going to get you laid.
Ever.
[flash]
MySpace is not real life.

You're never going get to a free ipod, with no strings attached ever.
Sorry.
"Cool New People" According to fucking who?
You never actually "only made one to look at other people's."
It's a lie, and a shitty one at that.
Listing your city/location with the word "baby!!" after it, is not appealing.
NeIthEr iZ WrItInG LyKe ThIs 0r h!$.
(If you've ever done that, ever, even "in like 7th grade," I will never have sex with you. Or your mother)
I'd most likely like to pour Morton Salt in your eyelids.

If people are ugly, stop saying you're jealous of their beauty.
Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
No little 6 year old with bloody eyeballs is going to come through your window and kill you.
Your crush isn't going to call you, email you, or tell you he/she loves you.

Little 6th and 7th graders who have myspace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

Tom isn't going to delete you.
You're not going to die.
Your crush isn't going to notice you.
Something good will definately NOT happen to you.
No kids are gonna show up at your bedside.
All the chain letters do is slow things down and cause Tom to have to put the site down for Maintance.
once again...If you get mad, it's because it applies to you

Xo.

PLAYBOY MANSION... HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN THIS YEAR????

MY GIRL SHEEN HAS MAD PHOTOSHOP SKILLS. WE ARE HOT.

HAIR EATER!!! HAHA =)

MY HEART IS IN A MILLION PIECES.

BAKO CREW + VEGAS CREW... LOOK OUT. =)

Anyone who can teach me something or bring something to any aspect of my life.

"OKAY I BELIEVE YOU... BUT MY TOMMY GUN DONT."
i am heaven sent,
don't you dare forget.
i am all you've ever wanted,
what all the other boys all promised.
sorry i told. i just needed you to know.
i think in decimals and dollars.
i am the cause to all your problems,
shelter from cold. we are never alone.
coordinate brain and mouth.
then ask me whats it like to have
myself so figured out.
i wish i knew..

i hope this song starts a craze.
the kind of song that ignites the airwaves.
the kind of song that makes people glad
to be where they are,
with whoever they're there with.
this is war.
every line is about,
who i don't wanna write about anymore.
hope you come down with something
they can't diagnose, don't have the cure for.
holding on to your grudge.
oh its so hard to have someone to love.
and keeping quiet is hard.
cuz you cant keep a secret
if it never was a secret to start.
at least pretend you didn't wanna get caught..

we're concentrating on falling apart.
we were contenders, we're throwing the fight
but i just wanna believe, i just wanna believe,
i just wanna believe, in us.

Oh, we're so c-c-c-c-c-controversial.
we are entirely smooth.
we admit to the truth,
we are the best at what we do.
and these are the words you wish you wrote down.
this is the way you wish your voice sounds,
handsome and smart.
oh my tongue's the only muscle on my body
that works harder than my heart.
and its all from watching tv,
and from speeding up my breathing.
wouldnt stop if i could.
oh it hurts to be this good.
you're holding on to your grudge.
oh it hurts to always have to be honest
with the one that you love.
oh, so let it go..

we're concentrating on falling apart.
we were contenders, we're throwing the fight
but i just wanna believe, i just wanna believe,
i just wanna believe.
we're concentrating on falling apart.
we were contenders, we're throwing the fight
but i just wanna believe, i just wanna believe,
i just wanna believe, in us.

this is the grace that only we can bestow.
this is the price you pay for loss of control.
this is the break in the bend,
this is the closest of calls.
this is the reason your alone,
this is the rise and the fall.

we're concentrating on falling apart.
we were contenders, we're throwing the fight
but i just wanna believe, i just wanna believe,
i just wanna believe.
we're concentrating on falling apart.
we were contenders, we're throwing the fight
but i just wanna believe, i just wanna believe,
i just wanna believe, in us.

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