11th Annual Easter Walk Drag Queen Charity Parade |
Thanks to all of you who helped make this year bigger and brighter! We had a blast raising money for the CARE Program at St Mary Hospital! Check out this video: Easter Walk
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Posted by Jewels on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:55:00 PST |
To whom it may concern... |
Sometime you just have to let if out kids. Just a few helpful hints, since the person to whom this is directed is probably reading&I do not desire to commingle clothes, share self-assembled furniture,...
Posted by Jewels on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Letter to the Red States! - Love Blue |
Dear Red States... We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington, Mi...
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Week in JEWELS! |
The Week In JEWELS!
www.jewelsproductions.com
********Tuesday May 10th*************
STARLETTE REVUE
The Best in Female & Celebrity Impersonation
Raja, Big D, Delta, & Jewels
Special Guest Mr....
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
FYI |
1-Nobody has ever woken up in the middle of the night with a ghost standing over them because they didn't repost a bulletin. I'm sure that if spirits roam the Earth they're concerned with more importa...
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love Me My Lesbos! |
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can...
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Satan's Laundromat! |
OMG! Kids, guess what.
I just found a fabulous site on my hometown.
It will give you such a wonderful insite into my past, and definetely prove Fabulosity can come from squalor!
http://www.s...
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
5 new pics! |
Hey kids,
I just posted 5 new pics, they all look exactly the same and you need to comment on them.
(Now pretend that was posted every 5 mins all day, almost every day)
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Survey THIS you muthafucker! |
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No more please, just 1 day w/o them would be awesome.
Just one day!
How will you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life! It's gone forever,
T...
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bitch is in Court! |
One of the very basic rights in our soceity is the right to a trial by a jury of your peers.
Well, somehow Long Beach CA has very obviously overlooked the "peer" part of that equasion. My peers are...
Posted by Jewels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
