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Salami Tom

Tommy the Salami....Don't add me unless you send me a personalized message.

About Me

After working in the Boar's head meat factory, I decided to create myspace. It was tough, but because there are so many variations of me now, I was able to kick back and let the other Tom's run my space.So, now I like to sit around all day, drink beer, hang out at the firehouse, bitch about everything, and go hunting. Did I mention that I like beer?If you are ever bored and are in the area, give me a shout and we can drank some beeeerrs together. If you like Salami sandwiches also, we can walk to the deli next to the firehouse and order some. They are yummy.UPDATE FROM SALAMI TOM: Unless I get a private message from your with your friend request, you WILL NOT BE ADDED. Why? Because of spammers.UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Of the last 24 friend requests, only 4 of them had the accompanied private message. Hard to believe that 84% of new myspacers are spammers....We are doomed on here.ANOTHER UPDATE TO THE PAST UPDATES: TOMMY boy has been nice to add "Delete from friends" to inbox messages. So, if I get a SPAM message from you that contains stupid things like ringtones, shiznit dawg, fake profile trackers, or gift certificates, I will click that nice little feature. Salami Tom does NOT care if your profile was hacked. If it is, too f'ing bad. Got it?
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My Interests

Drinking beer

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that likes beer
The Tom Myspace Quiz!
Are you a Tom? No, I am a slice of Salami
If so what is your Tom name? Lets see.....Salami Tom
What is your favorite tom other than yourself? I have many of them
How long has your page been around? Since the beginning of the year
Do you only add Toms? No, I will add anyone
Do you hate any other Toms? Not yet
Are you addicted to getting new freinds? Not addicted to it, but its cool
Do you post a lot of bulletins? No
What do you think about mochachinos? I think they prefer pepperoni
Are you on Myspace every moment you get? Too often
What is the purpose of your page? Its about me
Have you started any Tom Clubs? Nope
Have you joined any Tom Clubs? Several
Have you made a "Thanks for the add" picture? I have one, but the late Fishhead Tom created it for me
Have you ever whored anybody? No, though some say I'm a whore
Have you ever been whored? Hell yeah
Have you ever started any type of club? Shut the fuck up
Have you ever joined any type of club? Shut the fuck up
Do you think tom is hardcore emo? No, I think he is just some rich bastard
Do you think Myspace is for fags? No, its for everyone - straight people, fags, bi's, and lesbos

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Salami Tom Latest Update:

4:29 PM EST, Mon, Jan 30
Since I am nothing more than a drunken slice of salami, I wanted to let you know that all of the Toms on here are fucking awesome and we need to stick together.