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Heartless Heathers

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About Me

We are the Heartless Heathers, one of four roller derby teams that makes up the Rose City Rollers and the 2006 Season Champions.
We believe in skating hard, hitting harder, and leaving a trail of the weak behind us. We live to skate and skate to live. Just because we are heartless doesn't mean we don't have heart (what do you think we do with all of them after we rip them from our victims.) So come out and support us and join the Ice Box Cadavers in the loudest, proudest, and rowdiest section there is.

Next Seasons Schedule:
jan 27 - RCR vs RCRG
Mar 24 - bout 1
April 21 - bout 2
May 19 - bout 3
June 23 - bout 4
July 21 - bout 5
August 18 - bout 6
September 29th - Championship

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My Interests

Blocking, Jamming, Pivoting. Kicking some roller fucking derby ass!!! Knocking girls over, skating hard, blood, bruises, guts, glory, fishnets, & short skirts, after parties, and victory parties.

I'd like to meet:

Derby girls from all over the nation. Fans, supporters, sponsors, anyone who shares the passion for derby that we do. Ice Box Cadavers...we love you all you are fucking crazy and we would love to meet all of you.

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Heroes:

Our heros are our weapons. We won't hesitate to rip your heart out and show it to you while it is still beating. We are not to be messed with if you want to come out alive.

My Blog

Newest Heathers Welcome!!!

There was a draft last night and the Heathers ended up with two amazing new additions to our team.  Please welcome Shannon (soon to be named) and Mobi-wan Kanobi.  We sure look forward to sk...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST

Heathers 2007 Roster (with pictures)

Captian Vominatrix Barely 21Co Captain Slaybia Majora ohhSol Train 9Firecrotch Sweet 16 (left) Izabell Ringer 5x5 (right)D-Day 3 (left) Teq Kill Ya .08 (right)Goodie Two Skates Str8edgeBarFly LXXXVI (...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST

A Night with the Heathers----Pictures inside

Here is a photo recap of our awards ceremony dinner through the eyes of Apocalipstick! and Tara Heartout and whoever else ended up with their cameras throughout the night.This is only the beginning C...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:17:00 PST

2006 Season Champions

Well Cadavers it has been hard for us Heathers to come back and join the "real world" after such an amazing night on Saturday.  Thank you so much to everyone who has come out and supported us thr...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:54:00 PST

Championship Toe Tag---Special Edition

Holly cow. If I make it to Saturday without passing out, I'll... wow. Who would have thought 11 months ago the Heartless Heathers would be battling it out for the league championship, in front of a s...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Toe Tag

Can I git a "HO!" from all you blue, cold blooded Cadavers?! Cuz it's time once again for "Toe Tag", the email newsletter for fans of the Heartless Heathers Roller Derby Team! Remember, if you'd rath...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:29:00 PST

Viagra Falls become a Heather!!!!!!!!!

That's right those rumors you have been hearing are true...the Heathers have taken on a new recruit to start training for the ass kicking that is sure to continue into our second season so when you se...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:29:00 PST

Toe Tag Edition 4

Waz' up, blue, cold blooded Cadavers?  It's time once again for "Toe Tag", the email newsletter for fans of the Heartless Heathers Roller Derby Team! Remember, if you'd rather not be receivi...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

Toe Tag----edition 3

Howdy blue cold blooded Cadavers, it's time once again for "Toe Tag", the email newsletter for fans of the Heartless Heathers Roller Derby Team! Remember, if you'd rather not be receiving "Toe Tag", o...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:59:00 PST

Heathers Fan Newsletter Week 2

G'day, blue cold blooded Cadavers, it's time once again for "Toe Tag", the email newsletter for fans of the Heartless Heathers Roller Derby Team! Remember, if you'd rather not be receiving "Toe Tag", ...
Posted by Heartless Heathers on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST