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Nicolas

Life wasted!

About Me



I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6. Thomas is an asshole. !

I like taquotis I'm a cutie with a booty. I used to be the lead singer of Brand New. I'm brooklyn to the bone. Today my grandma called me fat. (Frank was there) I have nice eyebrows. Over the last 6 months I've experienced many failed attempts of assassinating the president. (but president of what???) Here comes Conan. shhhh. Does anyone care that the Boston red sox are the 2004 world series champions? (I don't. I long for the days of the 1980's celtics, remember larry bird v. magic? larry bird v. ne? dominique wilkins... ) Does anyone feel sorry for Ralph Nader? I do. Not because he lost the presidential race, but because he can't comb his hair and has two lazy eyes. Parachute. Would you like coke and an empanada? I would. BUT NOT TITO. (he was murdered.)

My Interests

protecting my freedom, rock and roll, punking people, kissing, crying myself to sleep, slicing, cutting, jumping, one time i found ancient Iroquoi indian burial ground, 3 days later i found a walmart there, im going to take a crappy motorcycle with my fat friend and drive down argentina chile and peru, then ill be ready for my revolution.

I'd like to meet:

Kanye, Torrie Wilson, John Edwards, Brock Lesnar, Stone Gossard, George Foreman, Peppermint Pattie, auuuumm, Wayne Brady, Dave Chappelle, Dar Williams, Derek Harper, Anthony Bonner, Dwight Gooden, Christopher Reeve, Francis Ford Coppola, Caesar Chavez, Stone Phillips, Bill O'Reilly, Che, da happy face, Mase, Jonathan Schwartz (music historian), Ananda Lewis, Sway, Fred Penner, Francisco Magellen, the Verve Pipe, Ted Danson, Daniel Stern, James Taylor, Jason Sehorn, Marvin the Martian, Scott Stapp, Crazy Cabbie, Malcolm Young, Twinkie the Kid, Pope John Paul I, fat ass Johnny Damon, Jeff Ament, Walter Winchell (he turned the stage into a page), the Undertaker, a Chicago Gorilla, and John Madden
Carlos Julio Arosemena Monroy (1919 – 5 March 2004) served as Vice President of Ecuador and due to the ousting of President Velasco Ibarra, became President of Ecuador from 7 November 1961 to 11 July 1963. While in office, there were two failed attempts to impeach him. He was overthrown by a military junta in 1963. Vice President Carlos Julio Arosemena Monroy assumed the presidency on 7 November 1961. Arosemena lasted less than two years, and in July 1963, he was arrested by the military for "drunkenness" (a charge that could have been substantiated throughout his presidency) and sent into exile.
P.S. I think I'm related to him

Music:

i figure maybe i should add some actual bands that i like. however, i know no one will read them nor care. but isnt that the point of myspace?
Rock: Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Sound Garden, Audioslave, Incubus, Green Day, anything that makes me stuck in the 90's, Weezer, Chilli Peppers, U2, Foo Fighers, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, anything in franks classic rock section, Taking Back Sunday, The National, Thursday, At The Drive-In, Mars Volta, Deathcab For Cuite, "Please Kill Me" soundtrack, Straylight Run, Slow Cyanide Cycle, The Anywheres, Puta de Mierda
Jazz: Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker, whatever i learned in my jazz class (I'm kind of a poser when it comes to this)
Foriegn: The Motorcycle Diaries soundtrack, City of God soundtrack, Arturo Sandoval, does Santana still count as foriegn
Chick Singers: Ani DiFranco, Frank Barile
Bands I Miss: Gadjet, WCF, Souter Fell, Hemispheres, Perias Fit
Least Favorite Bands (aka worst bands): 3 Doors Down, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Summit Drive, Matt Barile, The 6 O'Clock Prototypes, Chris Daughtry and bands that sound like him...like Hinder.

Movies:

Motorcycle Diaries, X-Men 1 and 2 and 3, Anchor Man, Michael Moore stuff, Napoleon Dynamite, Y Tu Mama Tambien, City of God, Memento, The Warriors, Borat, Requiem For a Dream, anything by the Cheese Dicks, the trees may hear you?

Television:

conan, daily show, real time with bill maher, letterman, recess, sponge bob, inside the actors studio, raw, smackdown, and i watch the tyra banks show while i slit my wrists

Books:

Mall by Eric Bogosian. thats about it except the book with the crazy guy with the question mark suit who gives you free government programs that can get you money

Heroes:

bob marley, alex macdonald, che, george carlin, ze pequeno

My Blog

A Story

ok, this is a new blog about what ive been doing lately.  its been a while.  i dont know how long this will be.  matta fact, i dont even know if ill finish this one, or just fucking clo...
Posted by Nicolas on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:53:00 PST

stupid facts

i have technically visited 4 latin american countries.  can you name all 4?  bonous question...can you name the 5th one ill be visiting later this year?the very first full length play ive ev...
Posted by Nicolas on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

Part 2

ive never written a part 2 of a blog, but the fact that no ones asked me to do one makes me want to do it.  thanks for your support.so what was i talking about?  oh yeah. the worst week of m...
Posted by Nicolas on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:55:00 PST

aright lets fucking do this

hi my name is nick.  last night i was very quiet.its time for a blogthis is a blog ive been wanting to write for about a month and half.  i never really got around to it.  im not sure w...
Posted by Nicolas on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Eh....Niko

i just realized i have 5 people who subscribe to my blogs.  what the f is wrong with you people?better yet.  whats wrong with me?  why am i writing a blog at 4:12 in the AM.  im no...
Posted by Nicolas on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

OK heres Niko

i guess ive been putting this off for a little while.  so this is kinda gonna be long.  so if u dont want to read this then maybe u should get together with me and we can talk about it over ...
Posted by Nicolas on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

I GOT IT!

I didnt think I'd be writing this blog just yet.  I wanted to wait a little while long.  But i dont know. i guess im kinda in the mood now.  or it could be because its fucking 3am right...
Posted by Nicolas on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:46:00 PST

First Big Failure

ive failed many times in my life.  my life is sometimes a string of failures.  thats what most scholars believe.  The Univesity of Tampa has studies in which they say that people fail 5...
Posted by Nicolas on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:32:00 PST

Shitty experience

(Authors Note:  dont read this if you have weak stomach, or if you dont have much time on your hand, or if you're just a prick I dont exactly know why i decided to write a blog about this pa...
Posted by Nicolas on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:49:00 PST

My List

First let me start with my top 5 albums of 2005: Bo Bice - Inside Your HeavenEminem - Curtain CallR. Kelly - TP.3Kraftwerk - Minimum Maximum Scott Stapp - The Great Divide Now for real. ...
Posted by Nicolas on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:09:00 PST