Big Pat

Before redheads were tormented and called gingers, there was me... Patrick Renna. When you hear the name Patrick Renna you probably have no idea who the fuck that is. I, Patrick Renna, was the best actor of the 90's. I'm the guy who pretended to be a ninja so that i wasnt scared of people who tried to score on me when i was a goalie (the big green). I'm the guy who had Scottie's back when he went to get his Babe Ruth ball back from the beast ( the sandlot)... still dont remember me? I'm the guy who got peanut butter on the fire alarm while breaking into henry winkler's company in possibly the best disney movie ever.... P.U.N.K.S. .... Maybe you dont remember, but Jessica Alba was in that movie, and yes i fucked her on the set. Its pure injustice that a great man like myself (i mean c'mon i was ham for God's sake, kids loved the sandlot) has not been rewarded for his great accomplishments. I was supposed to be Sam in LOTR, fucking fatass Peter Jackson ripped me off, thats bullshit.