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About Me

I don't like too many things which means I only like a few things. I don't care what the opinions of other people are because they're probably stupid. I intimidate people and scare them a lot because I can act like a serial killer very well. I'm a good person no matter what anyone thinks because I brush my teeth and take vitamins. I'm not afraid to have people hate me because life is too short to hate someone especially if you have juvenile diabetes. The best impression I could ever do was of a foulmouthed JFK. I can't do it that well anymore because to dedicate myself to that impression I'd need to have my brains blown out. I would consider myself an anti-hero because they are the only cool kinds of heroes. They do the wrong things for the right reasons like smearing poop on someone's chest and eating it after is a good example. Feel free to contact me, but after reading this, you probably won't. That's all I got.
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My Interests

Games of chance.

I'd like to meet:

Creepy people, people who hate people, the first people to 69, people with Netflix accounts, insomniacs, and the insanely sane. That's where you're legally insane, but really you know what you're talking about. I'd also like to meet someone that can prove me wrong on everything because the things I'm right about suck and I wish weren't true. Mostly anyone worth meeting is dead because at this point very few can think for themselves. The coolest people I have ever touched were Andrew Dice Clay when I high-fived him with both hands and I shook Jim Norton's hand and told him he did a good job and he did because that was the greatest head I ever got. I've also met a lot of baseball and hockey players. The best was John Rocker. I told him he was my favorite player and he thanked me for the support. Then he undressed me with his eyes. Anyone who behaves like an adult and has integrity is fine by me. It was cool meeting Ron Bennington because he called me a tough guy.

Music:

powered by frazy.comI also like playing Phil Collins songs backwards because he worships Satan.What A Police Man Does Presented By TV Funhouse-----He makes sure the people are safe and directs traffic. Later he pushes the subway to make it move. After that he paints the stripes on the candy canes, then he puts out the fires. At 3:00 he jumps into the East River, then jumps back out. After that he dances around his office naked. Then he cries himself to sleep, then he takes a jelly break. And before he goes home he shoots the governor. Now I'll tell you what he doesn't do. He doesn't control the weather, that's a chefs job.

Movies:

Television:

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Books:

Heroes:

Again these all got deleted by The Machine. I'll try to remember them all. Now, in no particular order: Travis Bickle, Patrick Bateman, Lester Burnham, Tyler Durden, Edmond Burke, Alex from A Clockwork Orange, Marv from Sin City, John McClane, Stagger Lee, Ryan O'Reily, the characters Morgan Freeman plays in movies, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Jim Norton, Sam Kinison, Ron Bennington, David Zucker, Joel McHale, Bat Boy from Weekly World News, whatever malfunctioned on JFK Jr.'s plane, EvelDick, Luke Helder, The Zodiac Killer, Jack the Ripper, anyone who achieves their life goals, anyone who makes an ultimate sacrifice, and anyone who makes me not want to hang myself from the bleachers. Freddy Four Fingers is the coolest person I have ever met. My dad is pretty cool too especially for a midget lover. Bobby-Robert is my boss and my bestfriend.

My Blog

Staying Clean and Drug Free

I was just looking up stuff on natural highs because I was outside shooting some hoops earlier and became very lightheaded and happy for no reason. I'm pretty sure I'm just having a diabetic attack or...
Posted by Moral Panic on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:46:00 PST

Attention People That Message Me Here

If you have sent me a message and I did not respond it's because your settings will not allow me to respond. There have been numerous people who were not friends of mine on Myspace who sent me message...
Posted by Moral Panic on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

Things I Plan To Accomplish This Year

With a new year comes new things that I will say I'll do and end up changing so that I did accomplish them. Like 2 years ago when I had a goal to get a script I wrote read by someone big, I settled fo...
Posted by Moral Panic on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST

2007 Year Review

It's that time of year again when I relive the pains and date rapes of the last year. I'm typing this like there was any anticipation to read this by anyone. Now since I already did a review of...
Posted by Moral Panic on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:37:00 PST

Ill make this quick

Of course by now everyone that goes to stupid Mercer knows about that girl that got raped. I'm not here to make fun of that because I already did and it wouldn't be topical. I'm just going to complain...
Posted by Moral Panic on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:43:00 PST

The Summer Is Dead 2007 Edition

I still get blog views and no comments which pisses me off because people are reading my old out of date blogs, but I have no idea who. Some of you are unsure of how my summer went exactly because a l...
Posted by Moral Panic on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:43:00 PST

Some Stupid Hacky Idea I Have

I try to live my life in an odd way. The most accurate way of describing it would be like I'm on the radio. I listen to about 7 hours of radio a day because apparently I think we're still in 1930 and ...
Posted by Moral Panic on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST

Articles that I wrote for www.grarg.net that are so outdated

I have too many articles for the site as always. These are some I wrote about a month and a half ago, but just weren't up to snuff to send them in before other articles. Think of my articles as puppie...
Posted by Moral Panic on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

The Nicest Myspace Comments I Have Ever Received

I know I don't really post blogs here anymore, but that's because I'm too busy with www.grarg.net. If you haven't gone to it yet and don't on a daily basis yet you read my blogs you can eat my ass. I ...
Posted by Moral Panic on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

Some more things I wrote for www.grarg.net that weren't good enough for the site

Yeah these are just some more things I wrote. Some might be kind of out of date. I don't feel like going through them. I write too much for the site and don't want my writings to go to waste. I think ...
Posted by Moral Panic on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST