Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ profile picture

Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠

Sing me a song, you're a singer... do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil...

About Me

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“If music be the food of love, play on!”
--William Shakespeare

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...IRON MAIDEN...
...SOMEEWHERE BACK IN TIME...
...2008 WORLD TOUR...

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Mehmehmehmehmeh...
MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH...
MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh... fuck... YES!!!

Me & Paul Stanley of Kiss!!!!!!
11.10.2006
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Does this seem weird to anybody else... It's like, we're looking into Dain's basement, only that isn't Dain's basement, isn't that weird?
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...EXACTLY...
*strums the guitar*
...and it's sad...

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The Tao Te Ching – 49
The sage has no mind of his own.
He is aware of the needs of others.
I am good to people who are good.
I am also good to people who are not good.
Because Virtue is goodness.
I have faith in people who are faithful.
Because Virtue is faithfulness.
The sage is shy and humble-- to the world he seems confusing.
Men look to him and listen.
He behaves like a little child.
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"Big City, Big City Nights..."
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Something I learned from my cat...
The faster you go up or down the stairs, the faster you forget what you went up or down the stairs for.
Mortimer
(1989-1998)
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...On Love...
*Each person lives love in their limited fashion and does not seem to relate the resultant confusion and loneliness to their lack of knowledge about love.
*Love is like a mirror. When you love another you become their mirror and you theirs... And reflecting each other's love you see infinity.
*Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.
*Love offers itself as a continual feast to be nourished upon.
*Love has meaning only as it is experienced in the "now."
*Real love creates, it never destroys. In this, lies mans only promise.
*Love and the self are one and the discovery of either is the realization of both.
*When a person has love they are no longer at the mercy of forces greater than their self, for they, their self, become the powerful force.
*If one wishes to be a lover, one must start by saying 'yes' to love.
*As soon as the love relationship does not lead you to you, as soon as you, in love relationship, do not lead the other person to their self, this love, even if it seems to be the most secure ecstatic attachment you have ever experienced, is not true love.
*Man has no choice but to love. For when he does not, he finds his alternatives lie in loneliness, destruction, and despair.
*In love, each person it their own personal challenge.
*To live in love is life's greatest challenge.

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VooDoo
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My Interests



Oh, how bloody damn fun! :
* Music. * Playing guitar. * Playing drums... Sometimes the desire to do this far exceeds the desire to have sex, which, for me, is saying a lot, hahaha... :p. * Designing and building my own guitars. * Singing. * Writing songs (116 finished, about 20 or so more started). * Making things go *SPLAT*. * Loving my cats: Katie, Chester, Bebe, Raja, Roshi, Bo, Nefertieri, Feeny, Detroi, & Philbert... they are my babies! :o) * Zen & meditation. * Looking at funny pictures. * Thinking of funny words. * Laughing about everything! * Spouting out random burts of honesty... Hey, it might piss a few people off, but at least it was honest, and it was never meant to offend anyone it shouldn't! ;o)' *

* Driving... I absolutely LIVE for travel!!! This also envokes a love for fast cars, although the Idaho, Oregon, & Washington police force have all personally expressed thier disagreement with this love. ;o)' * Reading reference material (dictionaries, encyclopedias, appendixes, maps, charts, graphs, etc.). * Photography.... le sigh*). * Deep Thought (never a good sign, lol). * Discussing theories of the universe, especially with friend Josh... * Telling hardcore conservatives & extremists how much they suck. * Taking on new challenges... The way I see it, no situation is a bad one, because it will always make you a more complete person no matter how it results, less you die, so I just like getting into just about anything! * I also greatly enjoy growing and getting wiser... It amazed me how many people choose not to do this... * Also, possibly of interest... you, maybe? People are facinating creatures, and I like to get the best out of life by just hanging with people. * The way I see it, life is just not to be taken seriously, so kick-back, relax, enjoy it, envelope the moment around you, don't look forward or back, and just bask in a nice little thing called... LIFE EXPERIANCE!!! *

..The funniest thing ever..

!CORN!

Find me:
If you ever wanna meet up with me, come chill on Quincy Street with all the other psycho's and weirdo’s of this towne. There's most always a party or something going on there, and you can usually find me there if I am in Twin falls and not here... *points at my living room floor*. I might also be travelling, which I usually am, taking random 4,000 road trips, often involving Seattle, and having random mountain adventures...

You see, you might not quite be able to tell, possibly because of the angle, but I'm in there ^... hehehehe...

Talk To Me! :
AIM/ NiteManCrachette
MSN/ [email protected]
Yahoo!/ crachette
E-mail/ Click Me!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone! Especially those of you who are into my three favorite things: PEACE, LOVE, & LIFE. And let's not forget ROCK 'N' ROLL!!

AIM - NiteManCrachette



Who I've already met:

:!FAMILY!:
* Ashley -Bend, OR... my half-sister's half-sister. :p * Dakota -Twin Falls, ID... My Bro! * India -Twin Falls, ID... My "big" sister! :p * Ivie -Minidoka, ID... The other half... ;o)' * Chancie -Twin Falls, ID... My little sister! :o)' *

:!PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN WITH ME FOR FREAKIN' EVER!:
(*!Before Al Gore Invented The Internet, Even!*)
* Daniel -Man of the World... Consider him one of the wisest people around. * Carsen:!PEOPLE WHO HAVE MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME!:
(*!Those From The Cyber-Era... 2003 Onward!*)
* Ashley -Salt Lake City, UT... Kitties!!! * Brigid -Rochester, NY... Umm... AWKWARD!!! * Cassandra -Victoria, BC, CAN... My vurrr best Canadian friend! * Desiree -Twin Falls, ID... Saltwaterfish.com... :o)' * Hailey -Hailey, ID... The original Hailey-from-Hailey! * Jesse -Hollywood, CA... The ultimate music buddy, practicing anarchist. * Jessica -Carlsbad, CA... Taught me love, the single most greatest gift one could ever give or recieve... * Joseph -Boise, ID... The nicest guy you'll ever meet. * Lee -Tacoma, WA... Band & house mate, Rock 'N' Roll visionary. * Meowgan -Twin Falls, ID... Cat Stalker! * Philip -Twin Falls, ID... Us Fatred! * Robin -Twin Falls, ID... Caught in the middle... :p * Sarah -Saranac Lake, NY... Me in the mirror universe. * Savanna -Bellingham, WA... She'll always be my lover. * Tim -Twin Falls, ID... "I love you, man!" *

:!THE TWIN-TOWNE HOMIES!:
(*!Est. 2002... Now Scattered Accross The Continent!*)
-*:THE ORIGINALS:*-
* Brandon -Boise, ID... He'll shoot you in the face! * Danno -Twin Falls, ID... Founding member of the Twin Towne Homies. * Hailey -Jerome, ID... Trampolines & back-yard gymnastics! * Jake -Jerome, ID... He'll eat a corndog because, well... he's hungry... and because it sounds good... yeah! * Ramiro -Twin Falls, ID... Do it like Ramiro! * Rich -Boise, ID... The Good King Richard! * Rusty -Twin Falls, ID... Is life really that funny? * Sancho -Caldwell, ID... "Eating chocolate cake makes my ears hurt!" * Sergio -Guadalajara, JAL, MEX... Ringleader of all mischief, wherever he might be... * Theo -Durango, CO... Rocky Mountain high, Colorado... *
-*:THE KIDS:*-
* Brian -Albany, NY. * Le Brian -Twin Falls, ID. * Cody -Twin Falls, ID. * Dani -Salt Lake City, UT. * Frani -Twin Falls, ID. * Jessie -Twin Falls, ID. * Julia -Star, ID. * Kami -Twin Falls, ID. * Kandis -Twin Falls, ID. * Krysta -Twin Falls, ID. * Leslie -Glens Ferry, ID. * Lindsay -Twin Falls, ID. * Linsey -Twin Falls, ID. * Megan -Homedale, ID. * Megan -Twin Falls, ID. * Mikey -Twin Falls, ID. * Rachel -Boise, ID. * Shannon -Boise, ID. * Stacy -Twin Falls, ID. * Stephan - Twin Falls, ID. * Teb -Jefferson City, CO. * Tina -Twin Falls, ID. *

:!THE PILE!:
-*:RINGLEADER:*-
* Heather -Seattle, WA... Giggler, Lover, & Master Glomper. *
-*:FOLLOWERS:*-
* Ariel -Twin Falls, ID. * David -Twin Falls, ID. * Dolly -"Anywhere, USA" * Megs -Seattle, WA. * Ed -Twin Falls, ID. * Remi -Twin Falls, ID. * Shabby -Twin Falls, ID. * Stephy -Pocatello, ID. *

:!THË MÖTLEY CRÜE!:
-*!BÖISE CRÜE!*-
* Cassie * Fallon * Jaci * Jade * Jessica * Katie * Kristy * Kylee * Marshall * Nikki * Sammantha * Tara * Tori *
-*!SÜN VÄLLEY CRÜE!*-
* Ben * B-Rad * Marshall * Sandy * Steve *
-*!TWÏN FÄLLS CRÜE!*-
* Andrew * Chaz * Danielle * Doyal * Emily * Jana'e * Jared * Jeavine * Jennifer * Jennifer * Jesse Jr. * Justin * Matt * Lily * Lizz * Mana * Michelle * Rusty * Sarah * Stiffany * Susan * Tyler * Will *
-*!SCÄTTERED IDÄHO CRÜE!*-
* Alicia -Rupurt, ID. * Anya -Grangeville, ID. * Bebe -Mountain Home, ID. * Jill -Sandpoint, ID. * Kayla -Rupurt, ID. * Kelly -Burley, ID. * Shyane -Gooding, ID. *
-*!WÄSHINGTON CRÜE!*-
* Cece -Ellensburg, WA. * Jen -Seattle, WA. * Jessica -Kirkland, WA. * Kayla -Olympia, WA. * Krista -Olympia, WA. * Melissa -Pullman, WA. *
-*!SCÄTTERED Ü.S. CRÜE!*-
* Brittany -Billings, MT. * Caitlin -Beaumont, TX. * Colby -Portland, OR. * Eva -Raliegh, NC. * Heidi -New York, NY. * Jen -Myrtle Beach, SC. * Jessica -Columbus, NE. * Jessica -Salt Lake City, UT. * Julia -Columbus, OH. * Meeka -Salt Lake City, UT. * Ryan -Phoenix, AZ. *

Who I've met here, but would like to meet "for reals"!:

:!FOREIGNERS!:
* Alisa - RUSSIA. * Ashlee -Alexandra Headlands, QLD, AUSTRALIA. * Elecia -Campbell River, BC, CANADA. * Elle -Adelaide, SA, AUSTRALIA. * Katia -Adelaide, SA, AUSTRALIA. * Laura -Brisbane, QLD, AUSRALIA. * Siobah -Adelaide, SA, AUSTRALIA *

:!EXCELLENT PEOPLE I'VE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MISS ON MY MANY EXCELLENT RANDOM ROAD TRIP ADVENTURES!:
* Aeryn -Warwick, NY. * Anna -Fredryksburg, VA. * Brent -Tacoma, WA. * Bri -San Antonio, TX. * Christina -Dallas, TX. * Crash -Cape Cod, MA. * Dawn -Indianapolis, IN. * Genie -Boise, ID. * Heather -Pensacola, FL. * Hollie -Vancouver, WA. * Kristy -San Antonio, TX. * Jeannine -Portland, OR. * Jessica -Moscow, ID. * Lyndi -New York, NY * Misha -Mobile, AL. * Missy -LaVale, MD. * Nicole -Seattle, WA. * Nicole -Uticia, NY. * Nikia -South Dennis, MA. * Randi -Pinckney, MI. * Seraphim -Chino Hills, CA. * Vanessa -Miami, FL. *

:!PEOPLE WHO I DON'T KNOW VERY WELL, BUT STILL FEEL IT WOULD ROCK TO MEET, ANYWAY!:
* Amanda * Amber * Angela * Arianna * Bri * Erik * Heather * Heather * Jenny * Jenna * Jennifer * Jess * Jessica * Jillian * Julie * Kay * Leigh * Liz * Marguerite * Mary * Mercedes * Molly * Monique * Nancy * Nayeli * Nik * Pepa * Ray * Rebecca * Shadrai * Shana * Summer * Trever * Valerie * Willy * Zoe *

Who I Consider a class of thier own...:

:!FREAK SHOWS!:
* Ass Man -"Show me your tits!" * Broken Teeth -"Rock 'N'Roll Hell!" * Brookers -"You do not wait six months to go grocery shopping! You just don't!!!" * Genie -"Genie, Parti Deux!" * George W -"Blow Shit Up!" * George -"Did I do that?" * The Gheybhallers -"Ghey Mhey!" * Ian Gillan -"Smoke on the Water!" * Jason The Magnificent Bastard -"Feels good inside you!" * Kiss -"Rock 'N' Roll all nite!" * Long Distance Call -"Do you accept collect?" * Meetloaf -"Am I yummy? Why, yes... yes I am!" * Meet Packers -"Smith here... time to party!" * Modrocket -"Back in the New York groove!" * Navin Johnson -"I've found my special purpose!" * Paylface -"All hail Satan!" * Positive Peter -Nice Guy! * Ryan Hickley Music -"Playin' the Blues since 2005!" * Tanysha -"Bend me over, baby!" * Tom -"MySpace has experianced another unexpected error..." * Underground Rag -"Here to help you Rock!" * VooDoo -"My band, & the genious of Teddy Lee Whitely!" * Wonderfalls -"Watch it, plz, kthx!" *

*last updated DEC-21-2007*

Music:

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...Paying tribute to a fellow musician and friend...

R.I.P.
...Mark St. John of Kiss...
...1956-2007...

...You Will Be Missed, Brother...

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Music
Music and I are the same thing. I can stand anything, really, with a few exceptions: country, rap, and do not over-do the hardcore. As you'll see, I am way into older stuff as my favs. The reasoning for that is nothing of a rebellious nature. Being a musician and songwriter myself, I find that most modern bands just use the same formula. It's not that they all sound the same, it's just they all seem to take the same approach at it. So, in other words, it's quite redundant and uninteresting after a while. It just seems anybody and their dog can get a record deal these days, so it's just not quality like it used to be. My basic philosophy on music is this: If it wasn’t on vinyl, it's not real music. When I get an album put out some day, it is going to be on a big ol' 10-inch before it’s ever on CD! You have my word!

My fav bands:
AC/DC, Ace Frehley, AEROSMITH, Alanis Morisette, Alice Cooper, Allman Brothers Band, Alma Andina, Andrew WK, Anthrax, Barry White, Beatles, Black Crows, BLACK SABBATH, Blondie, Blood Sweat & Tears, Bluegrass Earle Skaggs, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Bob Seger, Bobby Vinton, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bruce Dickinson, Bruce Kulick, Bryan Adams, Buddy Holly, Burt Bacharach, Cars, Cheap Trick, Cher, Chelsea, Chris Isaak, Cream, CREDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, Damage Plan, Dana Carvey, Danzig, Dave Pratt, David Bowie, David Lee Roth, Deep Forest, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Desmond Child, Dinosaur Jr., DIO (Ronnie beats Ozzy's ass anyday!), Don Henley, Doors, Dr. Hook, Dream Theater, EAGLES, Elf, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Eric Carr, Eric Clapton, Eric Johnson, Eric Sardinas, ESP, Extreme, FLEETWOOD MAC, Foreigner, Frehley’s Comet, Gene Simmons, Gin Blossoms, Giuffria, Glen Campbell, Gloria Estefan, Green Day, Guess Who, GUNS N’ ROSES, Hadaway, Harry Belafonte, HEART, Humble Pie, inxs, Iommi, IRON MAIDEN, Izzy Stradlin, Jackson Browne, Janis Joplin, Jeff Beck, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Jethro Tull, Jim Croce, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Joan Jet, Joe Perry Project, JOHN CORABI (any band that's ever had John in it... the man's a god!), John Fogerty, John Lennon, Jon Albertson, Journey, JUDAS PRIEST, Kieth Richard, KISS, LED ZEPPELIN, Lenny Kravits, Lindsey Buckingham, Lips, Louis Armstrong, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marianne Faithful, Marilyn Manson, MARTY ROBBINS yes, odd, I know...), Meatloaf, Megadeth, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Motorhead, Mozart, Nirvana, No Doubt, Ozzy Osbourne, Pachelbel, Pantera, Pat Benetar, PAUL STANLEY (the reason I chose to be a Rock Star!), Peter Criss, Peter Frampton, PETER GREEN ("The Original" Fleetwood Mac), Pink Floyd, Poison, Queen, Rainbow, Robert Plant, Rod Stewart, Rolling Stones, Roy Orbison, Rush, Sammy Hagar, Savage Garden, Scorpions, Shandi’s/Jane's Addiction, Simon & Garfunkel, Skid Row, Soul Asylum, Steve Martin, STEVE VAI, Sting, Stevie Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble, Styx, Tenacious D, Tesla, Tom Petty, Tony Bennett, Tony Martin, Twisted Sister, UNION, VAN HALEN, Veruca Salt, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, White Tiger, Who, Whitesnake, Wicked Lester, Willie Nelson, Y&T, Yoshiki, ZZ Top... And those string quintet CD's, love those... And misc. Classical copilations, esp. Piano music... Oh, and the DIRTY DANCING soundtrack!!! :o)'

...Steve Vai...

...Master...


Movies:

Movies
I currently have 900 or so of these (no joke, I have counted and numbered each and every one with a sticker). I greatly enjoy movies, as well any kind of performing art. I could easily be a movie critic, but why should I get paid to give people my opinion? I'd much rather have people think come up with their own than bend over and take some one else's up the butt. I like just about any movie out there as long as I get it. I'll watch anything, though, with an open mind.
Some Fav Movies:
101 Dalmatians, A Night at the Roxbury, ACE VENTURA movies, Alice in Wonderland, All Dogs Go To Heaven, American Pie movies, An American Tail, Austin Powers movies, Back to the Future movies, Batman movies, BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD movies, Bill and Ted movies, Blair Witch movies, Blazing Saddles, Braveheart, Brer Rabbit movies, Bushwhacked, Can't Hardly Wait, Captain Ron, Charlie the Lonesome Cougar, City Slickers movies, Dances with Wolves, Dazed and Confused, Detroit Rock City, Dirty Dancing, E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial, Ernest movies, EVENT HORIZON, Fargo, Freddy Got Fingered, George Carlin movies, Ghostbusters movies, Gremlins movies, Grumpy Old Men movies, Hamlet (produced by Kenneth Branagh), Heidi, HIGHLANDER movies, Home Alone movies, Huckleberry Hound movies, INDIANNA JONES movies, Jackass, JAMES BOND 007 movies, Lady and the Tramp, LESLIE NIELSEN movies, Liar Liar, Man on the Moon, MEL BROOKS movies, MONTY PYTHON movies, Mortal Kombat movies, National Lampoon movies, Not another Teen Movie, Old Yeller, ONE FLEW OVER THE COO-COO'S NEST, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pinocchio, Police Academy, Road Trip, Robin Hood, ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, ROCKSTAR, Romancing the Stone, Romeo & Juliet (Leo Dicaprio one), Saturday Night Fever, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE movies, Scary Movie movies, Sgt. Bilko, Short Circuit, Sleepy Beauty, Snoopy Come Home, Species movies, STAR TREK movies, Star Wars movies, STARGATE, Stripes, The Abyss, THE ADVENTURES OF MILO & OTIS, The Aristocats, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Buddy Holly Story, THE DARK CRYSTAL, The Doors, The Exorcist, THE EXCORCIST (the new one, The Fox and the Hound, The Godfather movies, The Green Mile, THE JERK, The Lion King, The Majestic, The Man in the Iron Mask, The Mummy movies, The Never Ending Story movies, The Outsiders, THE RING, The Shawshank Redemption, The Ten Commandments, The Terminator movies, There's Something about Mary, Titanic, Tom Green movies, Tomb Raider movies, US Marshalls, Waterworld, WAYNE'S WORLD movies, Weekend at Bernies movies, Where the Red Fern Grows, Wild Things, William Shakespeare movies, Wrongfully Accused, Young Frankenstein.

Television:

The downfall of modern society:
TV is both redundant and sad. What is TV today, anyway? Just the same stupid redundant crap over and over again. All we seem to have are shows about cops, doctors, & lawyers, not to mention "reality" shows and those prime-time newscasts, and in the day you just have a bunch of soap operas & psycho-therapy-realted talk shows... It's no wonder this counrty is so fucking depressed, negative, & war-oriented all the time, 'cause they spend all thier time watching TV, and all TV seems to be out-putting, other than a handful of sitcoms & late-night talk shows, is pure negativity, over-dramatization, and false hopes. I have not watched TV of my own free will in about three years. Same goes for video games. There once was a time in my life when I did almost nothing but sit around and watch TV and play video games, but experiancing life became much more important that the TV screen or a game controller.
When I did watch TV:
Anything on Nick-At-Nite, Beavis & Butt-Head, David Letterman, F-Troop, Get Smart, I Love Lucy, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, Star Trek, That 70's Show.

Books:

"If I wanted to read, I'd go to school!" --Butt-Head
Not really into reading, unfortunately. When I do actually read, though, it's usually in great quantities, like 4,000+ pages over a couple moths, then I won't read books again for another year, lol.

When I do read books:
"The Three Pillars of Zen" by Roshi Phillip Kapleu. "Love" by Dr. Leo Buscaglia. "Everything I Need To Know I Learned From My Cat" by Suzy Becker. I do enjoy Timothy Zhan’s books. Anything by Stephen King! Any kind of interesting reference material (maps, charts, graphs, encyclopedias, etc.) will keep me busy for hours... I dunno, why, I just love that shit! :o)

Heroes:

Me:
Let's not call them hero's... I keep myself alive, I am my own hero! Let's call them... influences. Anybody who modles themself after some one else is just another sad case of this-is-why-this-world-in-is-the-mess-it's-in. I am definatley proud to be my own person, even if it does suck a lot sometimes.
My influences:
Ace Frehley (guitar god; the reason I picked up guitar), Andrew WK (happiest man alive; king of party), Beavis (bunghole; someone to whom we can all relate), Bill Mahr (political brilliance; who I'd vote for if he cared to run and I cared to vote), Bob Ezrin (genius record producer), Bon Scott (RIP) (original AC/DC vocalist; defines 'personality'), Cats (loving; fuzzy; defines ‘content’; could never live without them), Dana Carvey (funny SOB; Garth), David Letterman (goofy SOB; riegning king of late night), Eddy Van Halen (greatest guitarist who ever lived), Edgar Allen Poe (RIP) (greatest poet who ever lived), Elvis Presley (RIP) (the King of Rock ‘N’ Roll), Eric Carr (RIP) (drum god; the reason I picked up sticks), Ernest (RIP) (goofy SOB), Gene Roddenberry (RIP) (visionary; floating in outer-space), George Carlin (smartest man alive), Howard Stern (king of honesty; my home boy), Jessica Niewert (the girl who showed me it’s okay to fall in love, no matter what the outcome), Jon Albertson (the reason I graduated high school; keeping it real), Jim Carrey (defines ‘talent’; acting genius), Jim Morrison (RIP) (need I say more?), Jimmy Page (God), Larry Larson (my band teacher for eight years), Les Paul (inventor of the Gibson Les Paul guitar), Leslie Neilsen (funniet old man ever), Lord Byron (RIP) (poetic genius), Lorne Michaels (creator of Saturday Night Live), Mel Brooks (hmm… how does one define ‘Mel Brooks’?), Mick Fleetwood (grand-daddy of drums), PAUL STANLEY (Kiss frontman; greatest Rock showman of all time; THE REASON I AM A ROCKER!!), Pee-Wee Herman (childhood idol), Robin Williams (comedic genius; all around great guy), The almighty Sean Connery (acting genius; THE James Bond; "Buck Futter!!"), Shakyamuni Buddha (RIP) (most enlightened individual ever; commonly referred to ‘THE Buddha’), Stephen King (greatest writer who ever lived), Steve Harris (song writing genius), Steve Martin (funniest man alive), Steven Tyler (master of vocals; actually holds a doctorate in music, hence: Dr. Steven Tyler), Tom Green (biggest idiot ever), William Shakespeare (RIP) (THE poet; THE romantic; THE writer), William Shatner (Captain James T. Kirk).
Me:Yay for things and stuff!!
The King of Nite
Tattoo
Best Friend's Wedding
I am such a spaz sometimes...
Always up to something...
Dead Sexy, lol!
Unleash the fury!!
Now that was happy!!
My new toy.
If Jimmy Page were in the 80's...
Just kiddin'!!
This is just funny for some reason...
Monster cat!
Done at Spider Monkey Tattoo in Olympia, Washington
I love this guitar...
*More comming soon...*

My Blog

"That this his love was an eternal plant..."

Not very long goes by when I don't still think of her... Even if it was just for one night, now four years ago, when sparks fly like that, something magical just happens, and it's life changing... And...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:20:00 PST

21 on the 21st...

************************************************************ ************ LIFE & TIMESDEC 21, 2004NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS: 21 ON THE 21STTurning 21 on the 21st& Doesn't this seem like it mi...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:20:00 PST

Fin Du 1993 Plymouth Sundance...

************************************************************ ************ LIFE & TIMESDEC 04, 2004BOISE ADVENTURES: FIN DU 1993 PLYMOUTH SUNDANCET'was a sad night on Saturday, December 04, 2004, as...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:20:00 PST

My Bucket...

************************************************************ ************ LIFE & TIMESNOV 21, 2004CHRISTINA: MY BUCKET I'd just like to take this opportunity to mention someone who came into my lif...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

In The Dark Mist Of Night...

************************************************************ ************ LIFE & TIMESNOV 16-18, 2004IN THE DARK MIST OF NIGHT: THE FOG / SANCHO & LESLO SUFFER MY WRATH!Well, here's one I actua...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

Election Day 2K4...

************************************************************ ************LIFE & TIMESNOV 02, 2004ELECTION DAY 2K4: "AND IT'S SAD&"*Said like the intro to Terminator 2, when they announce "Judgment ...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST

Vacation & Road Trip 2K4-II

************************************************************ ************LIFE & TIMESOCT 20  NOV 01, 2004THERE GOES THE NIEGHBORHOOD: VACATION & ROAD TRIP 2K4-II* Pre-Vacation Road Trip Fun Wi...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Gypsy... 1995-2004. ♥

************************************************************ ************LIFE & TIMESOCT 05-12, 2004 FAREWELL TO A GOOD FRIEND: GYPSY &1995-2004& The morning after I had my spout of heinous laughter, ...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 04:03:00 PST

The Tale of Ivie... Part IV!!!!

************************************************************ ************LIFE & TIMESOCT 05, 2004THE LAST LAUGH: THE TALE OF IVIE, PART IVIn, what appeared to me at time, appeared to be a closing c...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:11:00 PST

The Discovery Of Ronnie James Dio!

************************************************************ ************LIFE & TIMESSEPT 26, 2004STAND UP & SHOUT: THE DISCOVERY OF RONNIE JAMES DIOSo one day I just happened to be on one of m...
Posted by Captain Crachette... aka Steve Hambone! ♠ on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:41:00 PST