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Cece, The Fun-Sized Pirate

You can't have manslaughter without the laughter...!

About Me

Are you from the MPVD?No, we're from the BVD.I have not heard of the BVD.Well, we investigate the MKVBD cause were an undercover organization that undercovers the eh..We cover the unders and when were under the covers the BVD is known as the 'Underwear'.

My Interests

I would like to consider myself an artist. I like drawing stick animals on the walls with those fat crayons. Other interests include photography, overwhelming the senses, seeing the black dots after playing my oboe for too long, small furry woodland creatures, hardcore wrasslin', leaping from small buildings with a running start and favorable winds, walking on water in indoor pools, and falling face first into the snow. I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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I'd like to meet:

Cool people.... So that would not include you.... just kidding! Or am I...?Girls. Lots of them. Someone who will laugh with me at the dinner table as we share vomit and poo jokes, comic book artists, people who would protect me in a mosh pit, Spider Jerusalem, people who are amused by awkward silences, oboists, people who like watching other people, aliens (illegal or extra-terrestrial), people who can enjoy balut without vomitting, Yoda, easy-going former high school band nerds, Kung Fu masters, people who don't send me forwards, pirates, people who can spell, anyone who likes my art, Dane Cook, people who don't have the token "I'm hardcore because I'm flipping you off" picture, Boba Fett, chicks who fart in public, the easily amused, Captain Jack Sparrow, people who enjoy watching other people fall down, people who think I'm funny, people who know the difference between "your" and "you're", Cardinal Richelieu impersonators, and non-conformists who are just like me!

Music:

Rock, with a penchant for indie or pop punk. Don't judge me.

Movies:

I'm open to suggestions.

Television:

Why is it when a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills another man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Books:

Do graphic novels count?

Heroes:

Wilfred Brimley, aka Fatherness. And my sissy.

My Blog

Turn it up!!! I can't feel the bass through my ass!!!

Oh, wait... there it is! It seems like it's almost that time of the year again. I remember during the summer when the "gangstas" next door would sit in the parking lot and just chill there with their ...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

As much as I like change...

It seems that at the beginning of every quarter, I feel as though I have too much time to worry about upcoming assignments and projects that seem beyond my grasp. So much nervous energy builds up so I...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

Anticlimatic...

I think this is officially the most disappointing Christmas ever. Never have I felt so unfestive and empty on the holidays. I think I'll blame it on feeling kinda blah almost since I got home. I mean,...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

Heat! Oh, the beautiful heat!

After the power being out for about... oh, I don't know... I lost track of hours after the second night of shivering and reading teeny-bopper magazines in the dark. Many of you probably are aware of t...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:22:00 PST

You know it's finals week when...

In order to finish three projects by today (oh, how you love me, sweet procrastination) I had to pull the first all-nighter since I was in Painting I at Whitworth. For only taking a brief one hour nap...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:24:00 PST

My kingdom for some Puffs(TM) Plus!!!!

I thought I would be alright even since I was taking care of myself during Thanksgiving break. It was then that I could feel the impending cold through a mild sore throat. I stayed inside fo...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST

Birfday...

I drove the trecherous journey back home over Snoqualmie, and oh boy was it worth it. My parents, being the awesome parents they are, took me out to dinner at the Silverdale Red Robin. A horrible deci...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:25:00 PST

96 Tears

My mom just suggested I should start praying. Maybe I need a bit more faith, both in myself and something more. Then I might be more sure of myself. It seems that of late I have been feeling lost. An...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

For to for not to drink your drink!!!!!!!!!!!

And then there were two... Bettas, that is. Roommate Stephanie (curse her and her effortless persuasion) found a pale yellow (or as she put it, jaundice-colored) betta at the Pet Smart in her hom...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST

Mixxed Feelings...

I'm stoked because: My head finally fits into a medium-sized shako with ease. I'm not so stoked because: I found out that people get me confused with other people on campus with the same haircut. I AM...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Cece on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST