Mensday Nights: From Gay, to Navy Gay. And How! |
It has been said that every wednesday night, a giant penis from the top of mount olympus flies on the wing's of hermes just under the clouds and touches the local atlanta bars, thereby seasoning the a... Posted by Weston on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST |
Jesus is a bad kisser. No, i'm just bitter. He's fantastic. |
Let me start out by first saying that I do not 'hate' extremely religious people. I just think they should all live on an island somewhere near San Francisco and be made to watch 200 foot tall big scr... Posted by Weston on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:40:00 PST |
If my apartment is a circus? Am I the ringleader? |
Tonight I was sitting down playing piano and i had programmed this beat to play it to, and i realized that it sucked after about 50 minutes of messing with it. That's the worst feeling in the world, w... Posted by Weston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My microwave has a dad. |
I have decided that wood is not simply just wood, it is a foundation for all things green. I have decided that incense is actually the ashes of people who wore entirely too much cologne and were tried... Posted by Weston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Jesus Scented Candles, now why didn't I think of that? |
I went to a party last night and I heard two conversations that went something like this: "They just havn't accepted him into their lives yet" ...while looking at us, downing more beer than johnny thu... Posted by Weston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
16 year old girl influx. Ughhh. |
All of these 16 year old girls trying to add me makes me feel really creepy. Please Refrain. I'm twenty-two.
**UPDATE: ok well i just realized most of them probably don't know what 'refrain' me... Posted by Weston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Is it just me? |
...or does anyone else go into a trance when listening to Jeff Buckley? I can't help but feel a sudden wave of lonliness whenever I put his cd in. Apparently it's a lonliness i've grown to become quit... Posted by Weston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |