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Hasselhoff

knowing is half the hassel

About Me

I am from Baltimore and I originally intending to start my professional life in musical theater, instead I seized an early opportunity to begin a successful career in television. I first came to the attention of the viewing public when I starred as "Dr. Snapper Foster" on CBS' soap opera Young and The Restless. During my six-year tenure, I of course became one of the most popular leading men on daytime television and earned a huge fan following, many of whom to this day continue to identify me as "Snapper." I thought that being called "Snapper" was funny, now I just hate it. Anyways, I left the cast of The Young and The Restless and went on to star for four years as Michael Knight in NBC's Knight Rider. The role garnered me a "People's Choice Award" for most popular actor. Though production for Knight Rider ended in 1986, the show is still enjoying a national run in repeat airings on the USA Network and has been in strip syndication in more than 100 U.S. markets since the late 1980's. In addition to the show's popularity in America, Knight Rider is a smash overseas (where it continues to run in some 82 plus countries) resulting in my first major international fan following. That is how the German people became to love me. Once they realized I could sing, I was set for life. I mean Germany is where Milli Vanilli are from. Now here I am today, I am taking things slow and spending more time singing than acting. I am in talks with Ice T to make a rap album. My "street" name would be Hassel da Hoff. I am so awsome.Ich bin von Baltimore und von I, die ursprünglich beabsichtigen, zu beginnen mein Berufsleben im musikalischen Theater, stattdessen ergriff ich eine frühe Gelegenheit, eine erfolgreiche Karriere im Fernsehen anzufangen. Ich kam zuerst zur Aufmerksamkeit der Betrachtung Öffentlichkeit, als ich Snapper Foster "auf der jungen Oper Seife CBSS starred als" Dr. und des rastlosen. Während meines Sechsjahresbesitzes wurde I selbstverständlich einer der populärsten führenden Männer auf Tagesfernsehen und erwarb einen sehr großen folgenden Ventilator, viele von, fahren wem zu diesem Tag fort, mich als "Snapper zu kennzeichnen." Ich dachte, daß, war lustig benennend "Snapper", jetzt ich hasse es gerade. Sowieso ließ ich die Form der Junge und des rastlosen und ging auf zum Stern für vier Jahre als Michael Ritter im Ritter-Mitfahrer NBCS. Die Rolle sammelte mich "Leute auserlesener Preis" für den meisten populären Schauspieler. Obwohl Produktion für den Ritter-Mitfahrer, der 1986, das Erscheinen beendet wird, noch einen nationalen Durchlauf in den Wiederholung airings im USA Netz genießt und in der Streifensyndikatsbildung in mehr als 100 VEREINIGTE STAATEN Märkten seit den späten achtziger Jahren gewesen ist. Zusätzlich zur Popularität des Erscheinens in Amerika, ist Ritter-Mitfahrer ein Smashübersee (wo es fortfährt, in ca. 82 Plusländer zu laufen), Resultieren in meinem ersten internationalen Ventilatorhauptsächlichfolgen. Das ist, wie die deutschen Leute wurden, um mich zu lieben. Sobald sie verwirklichten, könnte ich singen, ich wurde eingestellt für das Leben. Von ich daß bedeute, Deutschland ist, wo Milli Vanilli sind. Jetzt hier bin ich heute, nehme ich die Sachen, die langsam sind und verbringe mehr Zeit singend als fungierend. Ich bin in den Gesprächen mit dem Ice T, zum eines Pochenalbums zu bilden. Mein "Straße" Name würde Hassel da Hoff sein. Ich bin so awsome.

My Interests

Talking about myself, looking at myself, and having sex with myself. Ladies I am all man and I know my body real well, so if you think you can step up to the Knight Rider, good luck! I totally rule and you all know it.Selbst, mich betrachtend, und über Haben des Geschlechtes mit mich sprechen. Damen bin ich aller Mann und ich kenne meinen Körper, der gut real ist, also, wenn Sie denken, können Sie zum Ritter-Mitfahrer, gutes Glück steigern! Ich ordne total an und aller Sie kennen es.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet fans, as long as they are not nerds and as long as they don't call me "Snapper" or "Mitch".Ich möchte Ventilatoren so lang treffen, wie sie nicht Sonderlinge sind und so lang, wie sie mich nicht "Snapper" oder "Mitch" anrufen.

Music:

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Movies:

I am in post-production on the Knight Rider movie, I'll keep you all posted.Ich bin in der Pfosten-Produktion auf dem Ritter-Mitfahrerfilm, ich halte Sie ganz bekanntgegeben.

Television:

I am in the planning stages for a Baywatch reunion show, I'll keep you all posted.Ich bin in den Planung Stadien für ein Baywatch Wiedervereinigungerscheinen, ich halte Sie ganz bekanntgegeben.

Books:

I actually can't read, I always get someone to read my lines or lyrics to me.Ich kann nicht wirklich lesen, veranlasse ich immer jemand, meine Linien oder Lyrics zu mir zu lesen.

Heroes:

I would have to say that my number 1 hero would be Bob. Bob was the midget that drove KITT in my TV show Knight Rider when I wasn't in the car.Ich würde sagen müssen, daß mein Held der Nr. 1 Bob. Bob war der Zwerg sein würde, der KITT in meinem Fernsehapparat Erscheinen Ritter-Mitfahrer fuhr, als ich nicht im Auto war.

My Blog

Fucking K.I.T.T.

So I am watching TV and I see a commercial for AT&T. I see robots and I hear funny voices that make me laugh. Then I heard a familiar voice and I see a familiar sight. K.I.T.T. was in the damn com...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:08:00 PST

To the wannabes

If you want to have a myspace profile devoted to me cool. However if you are going around and saying you are me that is not cool. I must say I love these idiots that say they are me and then want me t...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST

Update

I want to yet again apologize to everyone for my absence. I am going through a really messy divorce right now. The only good thing is that the Baywatch movie has been green lighted and we are now look...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST

Xmas for those that leave comments

I have sent Xmas comments to all of those people that have left me comments, and are still my friends. I would love to send everyone a Xmas comment, but it would take too damn long. So if you leave a ...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:42:00 PST

For the fans

kikaida 12/8/2005 9:31:00 PM Hasselhoff! YOU STUD!!! how come you have a bunch of dudes in your top 8??? You'd think that a hot guy such as yourself would mingle a little more with the ladies... ? ...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:30:00 PST

Thinking of Others

For the first time in my life I am thinking about someone else! I want all of you, my fans, to go to my buddy Lorenzo's (lamas) page and say hi to him. Be careful, he does throw roundhouses....
Posted by Hasselhoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bored

So I am back here in LA and I am flat out bored. I have no acting gigs and my new album is being worked on by Ice T, so I have nothing to do. Does anyone out there have any ideas for me? Oth...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Germany

I wanted to let all you fans know that I am off to Germany for a few weeks. I am going on a press junket tour. I won't have time to check Myspace until I get back. So stay out of trouble everyone. I, ...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hair chest

I am getting a little concerned. Everyone knows that I have a really sexy hairy chest, so because of that, I never shave it. I can now no longer see my chest due to all of the hair. I don't even know ...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

German Pope

After years of trying to get into the Vatican to meet the Pope, I think I now have an in. This Pope doesn't like rock music, but he does likes Hasselhoff music, I mean he is German after all and what ...
Posted by Hasselhoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST