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About Me

Hello everyone ,,, I'm Dave. I'm a down to earth guy from York. Where as most people were descended from apes, I was descended from bears. My mother was a Kodiak and Dad was a Grizzly.. i think this makes me a Kadizzly bear. I spend my time being nice to people who generally then walk all over me or treat me like a piece of shit. I Love stoner rock music. I play bass in the band FAT diesel. I like mountainbiking and try to get out in the middle of nowhere whenever i can. (if anyone knows any good XC or downhill places let me know!!). I Like cars and have a Mazda Mx3 which can occasionally be seen going sideways around bingo bend or full to bursting with bikes on it's way to Dalby :). I like the outdoors and nature. Extreme weather is cool. I have a silly sense of humour ..... Things are getting mundane at the moment... Where did all the fun and excitement go??????
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My Interests

Music, both listening and playing.. going to gigs, football, snowboarding, mountainbiking, shouting out of cars, hanging out with friends, films, computers, randomity, nature/wildlife, Storms, eating my own arms, low end, space and the great unknown.

I'd like to meet:

An arch nemesis.Fellow insomniacs to go on late night quests with..ren and stimpy..People who like old cars, fellow doom/stoner fans. Random people, Not people who have loads of pictures of themselves at different angles in a mirror, myself as that would confuse me off a cliff. Oh and an eight slice toaster.

Music:

Kyuss, QOTSA, monster magnet, fu manchu, corrosion of conformity, nebula, Raging Speedhorn, clutch, slo-burn, gonga, The atomic bitchwax, excelsum superbum, Giant Drag, Eagles of death metal, modey Lemon, My own victim, Dillinger escape plan, SLUDGEFEAST!, Descendents, Rocket from the crypt, sHEAVY, Lowrider, Brendan Benson, Haystack, Supergrass, chickenhawk, maximo park, electricwizard, suno))), stikky, dead kennedy's, fat diesel, men guitar whiskey, earthtone nine, orange goblin, machine head, The Bellrays, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Idlewild, Deftones, Incubus(pre morning view), Capdown, King prawn, Snuff, Yourcodenameis:milo, Facedowninshit, Pulley, new bomb turks, Ben folds five, green day, offspring, foo fighters, zeke, distillers, danko jones, system of a down, poison the well, thrice, eighties matchbox b-line disaster, the bronx,less than jake, slayer, motorhead, Bumsnogger, taint, sikth, pelican, wildhearts, death from above 1979, we are scientists, mushroom river band, lightning bolt, refused, winnebago deal, the presidents of the usa, John Wilkes Booth, Priestess find my band at www.myspace.com/fatdiesel

Movies:

Evil Dead2, Army of darkness, quest for the holy grail, life of brian, dogma, mallrats, freddy got fingered, negotiator, Fightclub, basic, braindead, bad taste, battle royale, happy gilmore, mr deeds, waterboy, anchorman, super troopers, dog soldiers, dead mans shoes, Club Dread, the descent, dodgeball, x-men, ghostbusters, waynes world, loaded weapon, Die hard, Rambo

Television:

Family guy, Green Wing, Father ted, Red dwarf, Bits, Futurama, Big train, Spaced,Young ones, Ren and stimpy, outThere, Adam and Joe, Whose line is it anyway?, The I.T. Crowd, Brasseye, The day today, Peep show, Animaniacs, The A-team, two and a half men, Jam

Books:

Are you Dave Gorman? no really are you? hound of the baskervilles and The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. Is it me or is everything shit?, Modern Toss, The crucible.

Heroes:

Bruce Cambell, Hugh Jackman, Nick Oliveri, Josh Homme, F.P.S Doug, Dave Grohl, Bouff, Mr.T, Quagmire, Mark Heap, Chris Morris, Kevin Eldon, Simon Pegg, The nintendo ds healing touch hand, Powdered toast man, The avenger penguins, Ray (r.i.p), Wayne Hall, Cat, Rimmer, Lister, Holly, Kryten, Mr Tourette master sign writer

My Blog

The funniest comedy scene of all time...

Taken from the young ones. Rick and Neil on the train going to university challenge is absolutely awesome. Neil: Oh, I wish we'd missed the train after all now. I'm just not going to be able to...
Posted by Gardenclaw on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST

A story...

*none of the following is true and all characters and events are fictiocious (any likeness to a real person is entirely coincidental and I accept no responsability for it)... But if you'd like to...
Posted by Gardenclaw on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:04:00 PST

Near death Experience....... Sad end to a Carina.

Well I'm just happy to still be alive after that one. Turned off the A64 to Tadcaster and as I went onto the flyover the back end of the car stepped out. I was doing about 50mph at the time so it star...
Posted by Gardenclaw on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:58:00 PST