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Butch Beretta

oh, and she had an adam's apple as big as her balls.

About Me

I TRY my best to be a positive influence on the world around me at all times and make a conscious effort to be the best person I can be and do the right thing. I'm not always successful, but I never want to give up trying. I was a part of the Big Brothers and Big Sisters program for four years until the local chapter closed down. I still have my little brothers from it, we just don't have the insurance. I have a beagle named Charles Barkley and he's my favorite. 90% of my friends are either derby girls or pro wrestlers, and I like that. I often say the wrong thing and make an ass of myself, but I'm quick to apologize. my mom says I don't think. I'm starting to think she may be right, but I wanna start working on it. I'd be lost without my sisters. my favorite activity is probably laughing, followed by making art of different kinds. I'm easily impressed by people and the little worlds they build for themselves. people like me.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

LIKES/ positivity, BarkleyBoy, pro wrestling, comic books, my family, the Detroit Pistons, the NBA in general, punk rock, popcorn and soda at the movies, good conversation, daydreaming, brown eyed girls, apple pie, Northern Lights suplexes, popsicles, animals, vegetarianism (should go hand in hand with liking animals in my opinion) Doctor Doom, colors, roller coasters, cookies, playing Wheel of Fortune, patience, monkeys in people clothes, hangin' with sweaty dudes, vanilla coke floats, watching videos of people getting hurt on Youtube, fun facts, making it up as I go along, meeting new people, roller derby, DVDS on rainy days, laughing, making lists, checkin' em twice, being referred to as Handsome, imparare l'italiano, Al Bundy, big butts (preferably in boy shorts....black boy shorts), burying the hatchet, arguing about comic books and other assorted dork related matters, just wonderin', infectious laughter, the truth, probably you..... DISLIKES/ mustard, current gas prices, ridiculous state policies that appear to be in place strictly to make my job more dull, bullies and thugs, sleeping when it's hot, being a bully and a thug, shaving, people who chew with their mouths open, my body getting older, Kobe Bryant, "stop&chats", and most of all....whiners!!!

I'd like to meet:

someone who makes me laugh and knows a good joke when they hear it. someone who doesnt rely on alcohol and related substances to have a good time. it doesnt offend me, I just hate to see people who believe they have no personality without it. if i could meet ANYONE, I'd pick Stevie Wonder, so I could hug 'im!!....

Music:

lately, I've been rockin' a lot of the Hellacopters, Ghostface, Saves the Day, Nightmare of You, Danger Doom, AFI, the Get Up Kids, Morrissey, the Stooges, Curtis Mayfield, Riverboat Gamblers, Del tha Funky Homosapien, As I Lay Dying and D'Angelo.

Movies:

I....LOVE....MOOOOOVIIIIIEEES!!!!!!

Television:

Ninja Warrior, anythin NBA related, the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (I dont get to choose what's on the TV that often)

Books:

ALL Harry Potter, ANYTHING by Salinger, I've read a good amount of "classics", but I'd feel like I'm trying to make myself appear to be more of an intellectual than I actually am by listing them. theyre just fuckin' stories, man.

Heroes:

to be clear, I take heroes very seriously and NONE of these are jokes to me, no matter how childish that may seem to you. I'm inspired by all of them, real or otherwise.... Mahatma Gandhi John Wareing Houdini Spider-Man Kurt AngleStevie Wonder Allen Iverson Jim Henson Sweet N. Lowdown Detroit Pistons Dr Seuss Pernell "Sweetpea" Whitaker also,ANYONE who tries to be the best person they can be.honorable mention to my favorite "heel" of all time, Ravishing Rick Rude.

My Blog

fun Butch facts...

1. I got bitten by a spider somewhere between 06/20/08 and 06/21/08. it's swollen up really bad, but I have yet to develop powers. 2. I obey "the golden rule" by trying to treat others the way I want ...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:12:00 PST

the arrogant artist...

 maybe I'm alone in my assessment that, being an artist doen't make you someone special. it's disgusting to me, the amount of pompous assholes who believe they're somehow superior to everyone els...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:41:00 PST

funny thing about confidence...

...it's easy to fake if noone knows what to look for. not the people you flaunt it to, but to yourself. so many people mistake their blind arrogance for self-confidence. true confidence is believing y...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:40:00 PST

Set Your Goals

 I’ve lived a long time thinking I was happy because I always got to do whatever I wanted for the most part. I mean, isn’t that happiness; ultimate freedom. I can eat what I want, go ...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:26:00 PST

wrestling survey

Steve Pratt stole this wrestling survey from me. I like doing it so much a few months ago, I stole it back to do it again. that's lame.... 1. who are your all-time favorites?Kurt Angle, Rick Rude, Ma...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:21:00 PST

I’m probably the best ever....

...at like whatever.
Posted by Butch Beretta on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:10:00 PST

burying the hatchet...

...is an awfully swell feeling. we should all learn to forgive and forget and try to enjoy the time we have. nothing in life is guaranteed and you never know when your number will get called for you t...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

Fun Butch Facts...again

*DISCLAIMER*not all of these are good things. in fact, some are pretty gross (but ALL are totally true)* 1. I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi. 2. I spend about 3.5 minutes at a time b...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

stricken from the record...

these are a few slogans, statements and phrases I will permanently be insulting your usage of for the remainder of my lifetime... "the one who smelled it, dealt it" fuck that! so, because I'm the firs...
Posted by Butch Beretta on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST