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jay motherfucking davis!

You Wanted The Best? You Got The Best! You Know The Rest.

About Me

i'm jay davis motherfucker! i get too drunk too often, i do too many drugs and i get naked in public too much. what else do you want.. width="425" height="350" .. THIS KID PASSED OUT AT MY HOUSE ON HALLOWEEN. ME, BRANDON AND GEORGANNETTE SMEARED PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS ASS CRACK AND LET THE DOGS LICK IT OUT. MOREL OF THE STORY? TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF BEFORE YOU PASS OUT!

My Interests

drinking, listening to rock and roll music, drinking, playing darts, doing stupid drugs, going to the bar, playing with my doggies.

I'd like to meet:

your mother

Music:

TURBONEGRO..spaceman 3...Alice Cooper..Black F;ag..Thin Lizzy..MC5..Flipper..The Saints..Black Sabbath..Eyehategod..Sick Pleasure..T Rex..The Stooges..The Wipers..The Ramones..Motley Crue..Dinosaur Jr...Jerrys Kids..Dead Boys..Sleep..The Melvins..The Sonics..The Easybeats..Bowie..Deep Purple

Movies:

easy rider, spaceballs, anything involving two women.

Books:

the thief of always, tropic of cancer, pope of greenwich village, the articles in playboy.

Heroes:

my grandfather and my nana. william s. burroughs.

My Blog

new news about alcohol in my life.

i am a wicked idiot. i got drunk and decided that i NEEDED popeyes chicken. so, i drove there. i got pulled over because i saw cops and was trying to avoid them. did i mention that i have no liscense ...
Posted by jay motherfucking davis on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:48:00 PST

ALCOHOL HAS SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE!!

alcohol. my love. anyone who knows me knows that alcohol is my love. the apple of my eye. with out alcohol, i would not be the man i am today. i would never have acomplished the things that i have. so...
Posted by jay motherfucking davis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST