Anything that involves shooting at creatures less powerful than myself. Log rolling. Cliches.
I will only be friends with extremely attractive people. Who is a good example of being attractive, you ask? Bea Arthur and Bob Saget. You also have to be Conservative, (or Republican). If you fit this criteria, I will consider your request. My ultimate hero, Pat Robertson once said "When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. 'What do you mean?' the media challenged me. 'You're not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe the Judeo-Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?' My simple answer is, 'Yes, they are.'" He is the wonderful combination of smarts and good looks. Reeeooow !
Stockwell Day. Oh and the author of "He's Just Not That Into You". Pat Robertson... enough said.