I answer stupid questions with "fuck off". So, fuck off
everybody! just kidding. I can't stand most of humanity. That being said... Rock stars because they make me want to take off my clothes and that's always just fan-fucking-fastic, Trent Reznor, Satan, Chuck Palahniuk, Holden Caufield, Hitler (I would have oodles of fun kicking his ass), The Beatles (yes even McCarthy), Pink Floyd (yes even Gilmour), Layne Staley, Kurt Vonnegut, Gordon Campbell (fucktard), Kurt Cobain (I swear he's still alive), Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Hamlet, insane psychopaths (for educational purposes), Craig Clevenger, The Spice Girls, Jesus seemed like a pretty cool dude and of course my stalker... so do you fit in?
My CD collection: Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Louis Armstrong, Audioslave, Autolux, the Beatles, Beck, Big Wreck, Johnny Cash, Champion, The Clash, Closure, Coldplay, John Coltrane, Cresent Heights, Death From Above 1979, Default, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Evanescene, Eve 6, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Billie Holiday, Iron Maiden, Kasabian, Korn, Linkin Park, Mad Season, Marilyn Manson, Matthew Good Band, Metallica, Metric, Michael Buble, Mudvayne, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oasis, Papa Roach, Pink Floyd, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Ray Charles, Seether, Sigur Ros, Frank Sinatra, Slipknot, Elliot Smith, Snow Patrol, Soundgarden, Spice Girls, Stabilo , Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Suspect, Switchfoot, System of A Down, Theory Of A Deadman, Yann Tiersen, Tool, Trike, U2, Wilco, The Who... I would also marry Sinatra's voice if I could
Way too many to remember and name. Thank You For Smoking, Bowling For Columbine, Life of Brian, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Ghost World, Little Miss Sunshine, Art School Confidential, Storytelling, Life Is Beautiful, A Very Long Engagement (absolutely stunning), Vanilla Sky, City Of God, Airheads, Memento, American Beauty, The Legend of 1900, The Corporation, Amelie, Eulogy, Million Dollar Baby, Natural Born Killers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, Suicide Club, Crash, Serenity, 21 Grams, Cinema Paradiso...
X-Files, Twilight Zone (old old version), House, CSI (the original damnit!), Dead Like Me, Firefly, South Park, Lost, Arrested Development, Wonderfalls, The Lone Gunmen... I watch way too much Futurama
Anything that's good. Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughter-house Five, Breakfast of Champions. Philip K. Dick - A Scanner Darkly, The Man in the High Castle. Douglas Coupland: Girlfriend In A Coma, Generation X, Hey Nostradamus!, Eleanor Rigby. Flicker - Theodore Roszak. Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Diary (highly underrated), Stranger than Fiction, Haunted. Christopher Buckley: Thank You For Smoking, Boomsday, Little Green Men. Will Christopher Baer: Kiss Me Judas, Penny Dreadful, Hell's Half Acre. Joseph Heller - Catch 22. Catcher In the Rye - J.D. Salinger. Craig Clevenger: The Contortionists Handbook, Dermaphoria (so goddamn beautiful). Chuck Klosterman: Sex, Drugs and Coca-Puffs, Killing Yourself To Live, IV. George Orwell: 1984, Animal Farm. Drown - Junot Diaz. Running With Scissors - Augusten Burroughs... random books I find at the library that I don't remember (not in a bad way it's just I have a shitty memory) No matter how old I get I can never grow tired of Christopher Pike
Satan. No really.