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The 80's

Did you all forget how bad i sucked?

About Me

I'm a decade that was mostly full of crap, one that should be forgotten and not relived. Did everyone forget how bad I sucked? Damn Hipsters, leave me the fuck alone! Take the leg warmers off, put your shirt on both shoulders, straighten out your damn hair, quit searching for Jordache jeans. Quit trying to like your teenage mom in 83. Whitesnake sucked in 86' and it sucks now. For fucks sake, I'm the decade that gave you AIDS and MTV, both equally as mind-rotting.

My Interests

My WAY cooler, younger brother, the 90's.

I'd like to meet:

Hipsters, Scensters, Art-fags, Fashion fucks. electro trash jaggoffs who wear bright oarnge coochie cutters with thier balls hanging out of one side ,Leave me ALONE!!

Music:

Not 80's Music. It all sucked, except Slayer.

Movies:

Sixteen Candles, Dirty Dancing, For Keeps? Are you serious? Do you honestly think these movies were good? "But they're so bad it's good." Fuck you! Dying sucks bad, does that make it good? Idiot. The Breakfast Club was cool.

Television:

Gimme a Break!, Small Wonder, Family Ties, Silver Spoons, Growing Pains ALF, Love Connection, Three's Company, Wonder Years, Hot Potato, Whiz Kids, ThunderCats, Jake and The Fatman, Candid Camera,The Facts Of Life, Diff'rent Strokes, Webster, Head of the Class, Ducktales, Punky Brewster, Dennis The Menace, ABC Afterschool Specials, Garfield and Friends, Fraggle Rock, Laverne and Shirley, The Hogan Family, Muppet Babies, My Pet Monster, What's Happenin' AND What's Happenin' NOW, Zoobilee Zoo, Rescue 911, Pound Puppies, Double Dare, Sally Jesse Raphael, Ghostbusters, Perfect Strangers, Carebears, Unsolved Mysteries, Alvin and The Chipmunks, The Cosby Show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Double Trouble, The Fall Guy, Full House, Galactica 1980, Inspector Gadget, The Jeffersons, Knight Rider, Married... with Children, Saved by the Bell, Sesame Street, Transformers, Tom and Jerry. I liked the TV shows........what?!

Books:

The 80's were dumb an no one wrote anything worth mentioning about. except bukowski.

Heroes:

The 90's

My Blog

I suck

I wish I didn't suck, maybe I'd have more friends.
Posted by The 80's on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2004

Wow, how have the times changed. It seems like it was only yesterday that I was a mid-eighties in my prime. Now, I'm just the theme for a party, a "kickback to the 80's" hour on a non-confrontational ...
Posted by The 80's on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST