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Macktastic Zach Beautiful

Just say no to pants.

About Me

A completely magical blend of enchanting scents and flavors, with a hint of cupcakes.

My Interests

Stuff.

I'd like to meet:

People that won't irritate me.

Music:

Music gives me a headache. Seriously. That stuff will give you cancer. Except opera-that shit makes you smrt.

Television:

I only watch the Lifetime network.

Books:

Books are for suckers.

My Blog

Running the gauntlet, or Keep your God to yourself

There are few people who can simultaneously fascinate me and trigger an enormous amount of disgust at the same time. This is a story about one such group. I was on my way home yesterday from seeing ...
Posted by Macktastic Zach Beautiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

472 people give confirmation that they are indeed idiots.

A recent billboard posting contained the following(copied and pasted with grammatical and spelling errors intact): "PLEASE READ AND RE-POST Body: This is so terrible. A site that we were able to s...
Posted by Macktastic Zach Beautiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Toys-R-Us+Times Square=Me sucking on the barrel of a gun.

Saturday was my nephew's second birthday. I figured it would be a simple matter to go over to good old Toys-R-Us and get something swell that a two year old would like, but I don't think I have ever ...
Posted by Macktastic Zach Beautiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST