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About Me

gears, sprockets, cogs, chain-link fences, barbed wire, nails, washers, screws, welding, wood chippers, cigar clippers, cement mixers, rakes, and of course pasturized, processed cheesefood product.

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i'm gunna move to boston and get a boston terrier and when i grab a snack it's going to be a boston cream pie. (riiight)
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"People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it." -Maynard James Keenan

My Interests

i enjoy things including, but not limited to: good times, mostly with good friends, good food, good people, good drugs, good gas milage, great sex and amazing road trips.
who doesn't appreciate the ability to kill 2 birds with 1 stone?

I'd like to meet:

i don't trust people who like blue.

i'd love to meet anyone who is willing to take chances and have tons of fun. those who like picnics and coastal weather. people who smell good, bad or otherwise. animal lovers. also, rick james, bitch.

Music:

depeche mode. tool. detroit cobras. fischerspooner.the mars volta. coheed. cambria. the used. dead can dance. afi. zeppelin. massive attack. sneaker pimps. muse. the white stripes. the dead. queens of the stone age. modest mouse. imogen heap. radio head. janis. cake. deftones. g n'r. pantara. sublime. yeah yeah yeahs. iron and wine. primus. the postal service. scissor sisters. bjork. elliot smith. i like music a lot.

Movies:

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans." -John Lennon

i like funny. serious. action packed. scary. and artsy.

Television:

when i do watch tv, i prefer e!, discovery channel, the history channel, and animal planet.

i like it when spike plays csi marathons. i live for that shit.

Books:

i pick up whatever the gideons put down.

memoirs of a geisha. anything palahinuk. anything vampire. right now i'm reading a book called 'brass' by helen something or other. it really rocks my socks off. my nose is always in a book. that makes me smarter than you.

Heroes:

anyone who feels totally satisfied.

My Blog

23 again

i've decided that one of the best things to do with a friday night is to stage your own birthday at a dive bar close to your house... invite every stranger at that bar and make them spend nearly $200 ...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

ass rash

this is usually the season when i fall most completely in love with life again. what's happened this year? perhaps i've become disenchanted with my surroundings and situation. 'must be it. the rash on...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

broke my toe.

i'm sick of listening to stupid bitches whining. men too. i fucking hate whiners.anyway... i found 5 bucks on the ground tonight. when i picked it up i turned and looked around like a fucking criminal...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

homosexual mythological hitmen

The Nail RipperPeople Iced:ThirteenCar Bombs Planted:EighteenFavorite WeaponRusty ChainArms Broken:Thirty ThreeEyes Gouged:EightTongues Cut Off:ElevenBiggest Enemy:Dry DuckGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-G...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

the best car wreck ever!

alright, close your eyes. picture a rainy night. not just rainy, but we'll call it a midnight monsoon. it's thanksgiving and after everyone's done dealing with their family they go straight to their l...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

my least favorite holiday

thought of the day:you know, thanksgiving is a really vile holiday. the tradition has been ruined completely and replaced by an eating contest and football games. not to say that it's horrible, but ce...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

wow, here's a bunch of crap.

You Are 74% Evil..http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4. jpg" height="100" width="100">You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.Ho...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST

as i see it, yes!

so pretty much i'm getting a super rad tattoo right now. well, not right now, but an hour ago i was. as it is right now there is just an outline, but a very sharp and wonderful one. spanning from unde...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:36:00 PST

lasagna

Q: can one person play megatouch for 13 hours straight, at a bar, not drinking... only getting up for urination breaks? A: yes. and it's downright theraputic. Q: when taking a...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST

the good leya giveth, and the bad leya taketh away.

a few things concerning life and human relationships have occurred to me in the past month or so, and these occurences have lead me into an epiphany that i can not deny... there have been many people ...
Posted by i wear a cape! on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:16:00 PST