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Screech

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About Me

Well I'm 22 years old (subject to change) and I am a proud proud daddy to Emelia who is now 2 and a half years old! Man that's gone quick! I love to go to clubs and parties and get in a state and meet new people and talk their ears off and then take those ears home to put in my special ear draw. Which is now quite full! It's a sorry state of affairs. You should also know that each and every last picture I own of me is inaccurate, I have shorter hair now and I look much more masculine. It's true. No it's not.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Calvin Parker-Evans
Birthday: 9/1/1986
Birthplace: Walsall
Current Location: Fucking Walsall
Eye Color: Greeny brown
Hair Color: Browny brown!
Height: 5"11' so I say 6" to sound big!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, no devil genes in me!
Your Heritage: A long line of Kings and Noblemen
The Shoes You Wore Today: Were dirty and smelly and rubbed me. They must go!
Your Weakness: Being a doormat to the wrong people.
Your Fears: Abandonment and misjudging people, can be tragic.
Your Perfect Pizza: Never ends!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back to a happy place.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Err...bye?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh fuck no!
Your Best Physical Feature: My sweet candy ass!
Your Bedtime: "Six in the morning the sun rises and it's my bedtime!"
Your Most Missed Memory: That time I...hang on...what?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Err...Mr Sizzle?
Single or Group Dates: Surely single would be on your own? That wouldn't be much fun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea?! What the fuck is Nestea?! I'll say neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Super strong coffee else I'm asleep in seconds.
Do you Smoke: I did then I didn't and now strees makes me.
Do you Swear: Every fucking other shitting word! Motherfucker!
Do you Sing: Hell yes! All the time!
Do you Shower Daily: Why?
Have you Been in Love: Yes. It hurt so much. It still does.
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that and couldn't be bothered.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe, one day.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I am myself and much more besides!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Haha no but that would be funny! I've thrown up whilst in motion though!
Do you think you are Attractive: Fit as fuck baby!
Are you a Health Freak: I don't get it. I could ride it to the shops I guess!
&..39;Do you get along with your Parents:' Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar like a true rock god!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Many many times!
In the past month have you Smoked: I have.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I have.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A what?! Oh a shopping centre, yes I have.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Stop it, I don't understand!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No why would I do that?!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but I've been in front of one a few times and had a wicked time!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes. Yes I have. It was well harsh.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Heehee no but I might do now!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Errr...after much thought I conclude that I haven't in the past month.
Ever been Drunk: Soooooo many times!
Ever been called a Tease: Actually yes, it was called for!
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, that sucks. I never learn my lesson.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah but it's not cool.
How do you want to Die: With a big fucking smile on my face :)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: So so so happy. I deserve it. Most of us do.
What country would you most like to Visit: Hmm...Lapland? You never know your luck!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Piercingly dark
Favourite Hair Color: It really depends on the person
Short or Long Hair: Again it depends but longer hair is so sexy!
Height: Not taller than me, that's intimidating
Weight: Not huuuuuge but not thiiiiiiin!
Best Clothing Style: Individual to them, these questions are kinda silly!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Haha fuck off am I answering that!
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds!
Number of Piercings: Two but I want more somewhere. Any ideas anyone?
Number of Tattoos: None but I will get one and it will kick ass!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, live for the moment and never look back!
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My Interests

Nah'in and gwhanin. Beer and the drinking of. Weed and the smoking of. Bed and the sleeping in of. Stereos and the playing of music through of. Books on grammar and the practical usage of such in every day life of. I think.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who "Nah's" it up on a weekend!Anyone who can tell me just what is ghwanin.Whabeghwanin? Whasghwaned? Whasgonghwan? All important questions!And quite frankly it would be quite fun to meet everyone in the world just so I can say that I did. So come on!

Music:

Ah now your getting there! Music is my love (not my only love of course!) and my passion. I like rock of all kinds, it's a mixed bag: Thrice, System of a Down (everyone needs a MOTHERFUCKER!!), Hed (PE) (Nigger nigger please, I strap on a jimmy coz I don't want a disease!), Skindred (BABYLON!), Bob Marley, Farse, Capdown, Dub Trio, RX Bandits, King Prawn, Rage Against the Machine, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Soulfly, Deftones, Scars of Life, The Clay People, Godsmack, Rise Against, Finch, Funeral for a Friend, Incubus, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Glassjaw, Bullet for my Valentine, 36 Crazyfists, Atreyu, Still Remains, Eighteen Visions, Avenged Sevenfold, Devildriver, Papa Roach and Linkin Park (both old skool I know!) Radiohead, The Cooper Temple Clause and if I'm trippin: Leftfield, The Prodigy, Pendulum (just makes me think of Northampton, you know if you was there!), Portishead, Massive Attack. And as a guitar player I like sitting down with my axe and cracking off a tune! Big time!

Movies:

I hate shit films. They anger me to the pit of my corrupt soul. I love good films, they elate my soul to redemption. Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Jackie Brown, Killing Zoe, Donnie Darko, Traffic, Fear n Loathin, Blow, Phone Booth, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Twelve Monkeys (Brad Pitts best film), 187 (Samuel L Jacksons best film) and One Hour Photo (one of Robin Williams' best films)! I watched this film called Nil By Mouth the other day, it's fucked up but so good!

Television:

"You must be confused You must be confused You must be confused, if you think I give a fuck!" -Hed (pe) Sums up TV so well!

Books:

Any book by Robert Rankin is amazing and hilarious and I'm telling you now whoever you are to go and buy one, you'll laugh so hard you may also have to buy new underwear! Check out Dave Gorman and his associate Danny Wallace. Together and on their own! And of course my books on grammar which I use with such apt inaccuracey as to be pointless and purile. That sounds like such bollocks!

Heroes:

Hmmm...Calvin and Hobbs for bringing my name to the world! And the men behind South Park and Family Guy, fucking Gods not heroes!

My Blog

This is my life without the red book!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Calvin Parker-Evans Birthday: 9/1/1986 Birthplace: Oh yes, Walsall! Current Location: Goddam I'm still here in Walsall! Eye Color: Greeny brown. Ha...
Posted by Screech on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:02:00 PST