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Mark

No Retreat, No Surrender

About Me

likes bass, yoghurt, small boxes, tight leather, girl juice, mixed kebabs, beehives, and let the dark forces of industry wither before the great illustrious window of change, likes attention, likes attention, bills, recycling, more bills, witches, blaming narcolepsy, creative verbal abuse, weekends, weekdays, cocktails, the savage, cinnamon sprinkled on my cappucino, but not always, bargains, money, power, soup, tea, peace, love. I plan to find a generous employer who will pay me vast amounts of money (which i will then invest and use to save this and other planets) to behave as i do normally. actually i need this sponsor to find me as i'm too busy perfecting my personality for such an eventuality. in a way that's kind of what i do anyway but the money could be better, i mean, in the end i just got out of bed anyway today and no one was paying me anything. I made shite of my profile with Thomas' Myspace Mangler V4.4

My Interests

Play bass and sing in a band called Lord of the Black Mountain and also have been known to play in other bands. (But don't tell the lads ok?) I Like food. Nothing like a good meal. I like the odd sup. Nothing like a pint. I'm not what you'd call sporty. Nothing like nothing to do. You know when something is really funny? Not just chuckle chuckle but I mean, fucking side-splittingly, piss-yourself hilarious, that you laugh so much its sore? I like that. Nothing like a laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Gandalf

Music:

Lord of the Black Mountain, tim buckley, system of a down, george benson, the doors, dr. octagon, faith no more, queens of the stone age, queen, dj. shadow, king crimson, toots and the maytals, the police, david bowie, pixies, plastikman, death from above 1979, jeremy sawkins, focus, jeff beck, rory gallagher, thin lizzy, santana, fleetwood mac, jane's addiction, jamiroquai, deep purple, johnny cash, yeah yeah yeahs, ween, madness, osric tentacles, frank zappa, future sound of london, pink floyd, black sabbath, jimi hendrix, chili's, tricky, kyuss, nina simone, meshuggah, led zeppelin, blondie, megadeth, depeche mode, bob marley, aphex twin, autechre, primus, chili's, deftones, muse, bjork, jeff buckley, alice in chains, nirvana, coldcut, rage against the machine, etc, etc.. it all depends on what time it is, who i'm entertaining, what i been smokin, what t-shirt i'm wearing, am i wearing a t-shirt, do i have any responsibilities, am i at home, who's gaf i'm in, have i ever been there before, why i was there, am i welcome, how easy it is to escape, do i escape, am i followed, do they know? can i shake them? will they tell? how many are involved? do i panic? or do i turn it around...

Movies:

nothing like a good film

Television:

the occasional flirtation.

Books:

books about the universe thats like, wow, no way... books written by people on drugs, books written about people in general... nothing like a good story...

Heroes:

Jaco Pastorius, Les Claypool, Frank Zappa, Bill Hicks, Bob Marley, Dave Grohl (for his drumming), Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Howard Marks, Sting, David Bowie, Batman, Several species of animal, Dogtanian, Eric Cartman, Brian Griffin