Lord of the Black Mountain is a unit operating in the Dublin area, with key factors such as bass, drums and guitar known to be involved in a more than casual manner. We believe this minority have been developing their various techniques for quite some time, and they have been known to inflict their unique sounds and styles on willing members of the public. It is not known, however, if they have yet developed any tactical facilities, but an evolved ability in basic motor skills has been recorded.
It should also be noted, perhaps, that they have the ability to move between genres in a most outlandish manner, which serves to confuse and bewilder the lowest common denominator of mindless distraction, a phenomenon already spreading it’s ugliness from fragile mind to fragile mind. In this way, it is advised that no action should be taken to terminate Lord of the Black Mountain’s operation.