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DJ PIGG

HALF MAN/HALF BOOTLEGGER

About Me

There's no way I can describe myself here. It would all just come out wrong. Ask me and you'll find out for yourself!One thing I can say is that I don't often accept Friend Requests without an accompanying PM. I'm here to MAKE friends, not just add them! ;¬)

My Interests

My amazing, vibrating, beer-cooling, telephone-equipped, back-warming, reclining chair:And now, my sexy-looking new car (aka mid-life crisismobile!):
I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

I'd like to meet:

Nice people.Anyone with a twisted sense of humour, great taste in music and a love of cats.

Music:

Skinny Puppy, Meat Beat Manifesto, Negativland, Goldie Lookin Chain, Public Enemy, Butthole Surfers, George Clinton, Hula, Archive, Beastie Boys, The Young Gods, Ozomatli, Nine Inch Nails, Laibach, Lamb, Paris, MC 900ft Jesus, On-U Sounds, Quannum, James Brown, Loo and Placido, Culturcide, The Goats, Bola, Klaus Nomi, Eric B and Rakim, Muslimgauze, Kraftwerk, Japan, Soulwax, Consolidated, Lassigue Bendthaus, Whitehouse, Maceo Parker, Massive Attack, Shy FX, MC Skibadee, Portion Control, The United States Of America, DJ Riko, Osymyso, Buchannan & Goodman, Ty, Einstürzende Neubauten, DJ Zinc, Leftfield, Chemical Brothers, MP3J, Underworld, McSleazy, Optimo, Party Ben, The Maroons, United States Of Audio, Tystion, The Slits, Bitesize, Evolution Control Committee, Kruder and Dorfmeister, LL Cool J, Run DMC, Roxanne Shante, Rapeman, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Barry Adamson, Kool Keith, Funkasaurus, Curtis Mayfield, Black Sabbath, Bernie Worrell and the Woo Warriors, Cut Chemist, The Kleptones, Transit Kings, The Yeasie Girls, Lou Rhodes, DJ Shadow, Foetus, Krafty Kuts, Llwybr Llaethog, Pitman, Steinski, The Nextmen, Roots Manuva, Rodney P, Plump DJs, Jaguar Skills, Bomb The Bass, Tackhead, DJ Zebra, Bassomatic, KMFDM, Overlord X, Kurtis Mantronik, Maceo Parker, The Dukes Of Stratosphear, Wiseblood, Bernie Worrell, Aphrodite, Bauhaus, DJ Yoda, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Lady Sovereign, The Nextmen, The Slits, Pink Floyd, Osymyso, Pankow, Gang Of Four, Coldcut, New Flesh, Roy Ayers, Test Dept., Heaven 17, The Rub, Trouble Funk, Jurassic 5, Kraftwerk, Breakestra, Japan, Frenchbloke, Ministry, Coil, Baby Fox, Depthcharge, Pig, Big Black, Nitzer Ebb, Magazine, DJ Zebra, Cassetteboy, Señor Coconut, The Fire This Time, World Domination Enterprises, Tipper, Sudden Sway, Flipper, James Brown, 7L and Esoteric, Freq Nasty,

Movies:

South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, 28 Days Later, all Kevin Smith's films, Hot Fuzz, Team America World Police, Alien, Shaun Of The Dead, Aliens, Black Hawk Down, all Monty Python films, Alive, Drugstore Cowboy, The Evil Dead trilogy, Alien 3, the first two Star Wars films, Natural Born Killers, They Live, Alien Resurrection, The Matrix, all the Die Hard films, Michael Moore's films, Sin City, Stranger Than Fiction, the Resident Evil films, Borat, Office Space, Children Of Men, Lord Of War, the Cohen Bros films, Pee Wee Herman's films,

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Thunderbirds, South Park, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, QI, The Day Today, The Simpsons, Space 1999, Spaced, Scrubs, Brasseye, American Dad, Green Wing, Dr Who, Jam, King Of The Hill, Lost, Oz, The Comic Strip Presents...., Michael Bentine's Potty Time, Torchwood, Captain Scarlet, Robot Chicken, The Wire, Shameless, UFO, Top Gear, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

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Heroes:

"Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps..."John Peel (RIP), Salvador Dali (RIP), Chuck D, Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, Pele, Muhammad Ali, Hugo Chavez, Evel Knievel(RIP)

My Blog

Customers! I thought Id heard it all...

I had another 'incident' on Friday evening! A man and his boy came into the cinema, bought tickets to see 'Jumper' (or 'Cardigan', as it would more humorously (but less sensibly) be called!) and head...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:39:00 PST

Me, on the radio!

OK, so it's not me talking on the radio but I DO get a mention (as 'Alan the beleaguered cinema manager') on national radio! On the Five Live Film Review segment today, some bloke said he took his 13 ...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:23:00 PST

Smoke damage at my mums house

I've tried to post this video within my last blog but, for some reason, it's not working. So here it is...undefined Smoke damage at my mums house Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:41:00 PST

"Hold Tight... Were In For Nasty Weather..."

Last night, after a slightly stressful night at work, I came home in dire need of relaxation and escapism.  After buggering around online for an hour or so, I decided to watch a couple of episode...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

Possibly the scariest film EVER!

I'm so, SO glad that I didn't see this film when it was released! I guess I might have been lucky in that I was already pretty aware of the sheer and utter pointlessness of nuclear war but, still, 24 ...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:46:00 PST

"I picked a fine time to stop sniffing glue" PART 3

I've changed my profile to reflect the passage of 3 weeks without a cigarette! Aren't I good?! In addition, I've started another blog:  http://djpiggsmobileblog.blogspot.com/ where I will po...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:27:00 PST

"I picked a fine time to stop sniffing glue" PART 2

Ok, so... part 2... Not content with my customers calling me 'The Child Catcher' and claiming I must be impotent because I refused to confirm or deny having children of my own, I bring you part 2 of m...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:34:00 PST

"I picked a fine time to stop sniffing glue"

(That's a quote from Airplane... I've never sniffed glue!) Ah, parents! Why do some modern parents think that their children are little angels who can do NO wrong? Tonight, at work, my colleagues had ...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:41:00 PST

Not smoking at the moment

I had my last cigarette at 3:15am on Monday.  That means it's 70.25 hours since smoked! Now, I'm not naive enough to think it will be a breeze giving up entirely but so far so good.  I bou...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:41:00 PST

Nine Inch Nails @ The Carling Academy

Last night I went to see Nine Inch Nails at The Carling Academy in Glasgow. To be honest, it was probably the least enjoyable of all the NIN gigs I've been to (and I've been to every single one they'v...
Posted by DJ PIGG on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:18:00 PST