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Jenn

teflonparakeet

About Me


"Depression is just anger without enthusiasm; it's an empty beer bottle with no one worth throwing it at"

My Interests

Writing short stories, self-involved journal entries, stream of conciousness Drinking - beer beer beer beer, crossword puzzles, pink hair, coffee, hot tea, getting lost, playing pool badly, playing poker badly, bad jokes, procrastinating, staying up until conversation deteriorates into ball bearings and vectors. Bukakke and carrot sex.

I'd like to meet:

These guys: WATSKEBURT?!

Movies:

Magnolia, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Four Rooms, Resivoir Dogs, LotR, Big Fish, turner classic movies, Little Miss Sunshine, Holy Grail, The Departed, Casino Royale, The Last King of Scotland

Television:

Nostalgia shows, Unwrapped, Good Eats, Iron Chef, History Channel, Discovery, that 70's show, Weeds, Dexter

Books:

DRAGONS

My Blog

Indirect objects

I'm not saying that I never have. I'm not saying that I never will. HOWEVER. For the love of Christ...don't leave your shit sitting out on my bar, then have the nerve to act offended and outraged when...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

So!

Blog! I don't do anything but work.  I'm rather boring.
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:08:00 PST

Labor Day: Revisited.

Answer:  Very few. It's all good, though, people showed up tonight and the night before.
Posted by Jenn on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST

Labor Day.

Question of the day: How many people are actually going to show up to have a beer today?
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:17:00 PST

Quote of the Week:

Brief setup:  It's a going-away party for this guy.  There's about 20 people hanging out, including a Very Large Man (not just a bit overweight, but TALL, too) who was very, very, very (VERY...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST

MSNBC report on Lindsay Lohan - drinking/driving/jailing

...Seriously.  I don't know when the last time I typed this sentence was, but apparently it's been awhile since I reminded myself that I Need To Drink Less.  Way less.  Thursday (and m...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:40:00 PST

God DAMN it.

It's 4:54 AM, and I'm finishing a Highlife.  (Beer of the Gods, that one is.  Fuck PBR.  Highlife.  That's all I'm sayin'.) Why am I so concerned with time? I have three (THREE) da...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

Jaws vs. The Big Lebowski.

I think it's obvious which one I choose. "Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!  Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community."...
Posted by Jenn on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:12:00 PST

Duck, duck, goose.

Talk about random stupidity, talk about last night.  I need to NOT drink liquor, as I am NOT a good drunk.  I'm an annoying, needy drunk. Moving on. I work too much.  It's going to make...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:18:00 PST

A few key points regarding tonight.

In no particular order: * I am not an automatic free cigarette vending machine.  The first time, even the SECOND that you come in and bum not one, but two or more cigarettes from me, I'm fine.&nb...
Posted by Jenn on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST