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Other reasonably intelligent and amusing people.
...and nerds that want to get pwned on xbox live.
Top Shelf: Deftones, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, In Flames, Tool, Misfits, Pennywise, Dead Kennedys, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Green Day, The Network, The Faint, Weezer, Led Zeppelin, Tv on the Radio, Atom and His Package, Coheed and Cambria, The Cure, Interpol, Flogging Molly, Modest Mouse
Old School Punk: Bad Brains, X, Ramones, Black Flag, Minor Threat, The Buzzcocks, The Damned, Joy Division, Dead Milkmen, Siouxse and the Banshees, Surf Punks, Gorilla Biscuits, Suicidial Tendencies, The Clash, Descendents, The Stitches, Bad Religion, The Vandals, Agent Orange
Punk: NOFX, Street Dogs, Love = Death, Authority Zero, Alkaline Trio, Lagwagon, Against Me!, $wingin' Utter$, Roger Miret and the Disasters, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, AFI, CIV, Nerve Agents, MxPx, Good Riddance, Pistol Grip, Strung Out, Bouncing Souls, Goldfinger
Death/Black/Thrash Metal: Dark Faith, Nasum, The Black Dahlia Murder, Arch Enemy, Slayer, Heaven Shall Burn, Still Remains, Cryptopsy, At The Gates, Death, Underthreat, The Crown, Municipal Waste, Soul Demise, S.O.D.
Local: Rancid, Dwarves, The Matches, Dance Hall Crashers, One Man Army, Throw Rag, Soda and His Million Piece Band, Fabulous Disaster, The Lowdowns, Issue Ten, Shrinkage, Love Songs, Minus Vince, Every Day Life, Phenomenauts, The Briefs, Hayride to Hell
La Raza: Santana, Ozomatli, La Plebe, Manic Hispanic, Gipsy Kings, Control Machete, Molotov, Puya, The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys
Metal/Industrial: Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Fear Factory, Sepultura, Danzig, Nine Inch Nails, HIM, Marilyn Manson, Killswitch Engage, Pantera, Sevendust, Chevelle, Depswa, DevilDriver, Mastodon, Lamb of God, Soulfly, Ill Nino, Hatebreed, Helmet, Clutch, Probot, Nighwish, Apocalyptica
80's: Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Billy Idol, Berlin, Soft Cell, The English Beat, New Order, Talking Heads, Genesis, The Cars
Late 70's-Early 90's Rock/Metal: Judas Priest, AC/DC, Metallica, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Megadeth, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Ozzy
Synth, Vocals & Tables: Team Sleep, Pinback, Bjork, Saul Williams, Cut Chemist, Dan the Automator, Chemical Brothers, Sneaker Pimps, The Crystal Method, God Lives Underwater, Basement Jaxx, Esthero, Prodigy
Psycho/Goth/Rockabilly: The Cramps, The Stray Cats, Reverend Horton Heat, Social Distortion, Horrorpops, Southern Culture on the Skids, Hellbillies, Demented Are Go, Mad Sin, M3t3ors, Choptops, Death on Wednesday
Across the Pond: Mando Diao, Maximo Park, Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys
Goofy Rock: Tenacious D, Three Inches of Blood, Violent Femmes, They Might Be Giants, Cake, Nerf Herder, 8 Bit Weapon, Ween, Bloodhound Gang, Primus, Richard Cheese, Black Velvet Flag
"The" Bands: The Black Keys, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes, The Hives, The Killers, The Von Bondies, The Strokes, The Smiths, The Pixies, The Stranglers, The Offspring, The Mooney Suzuki, The Rolling Stones, The Postal Service, The Apex Theory (Fuck the Vines)
Ska: Voodoo Glow Skulls, Mad Caddies, Sublime, The Suicide Machines, Madness, Skankin' Pickle, The Toasters, Reel Big Fish, The Selector, Less Than Jake, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Save Ferris
6 Feet Under: Sinatra, Martin, Cash, Holly, Hendrix, Buckley, Cobain
Hardcore/Screamo/Metalcore: Melt Banana, Horse the Band, 36 Crazyfists, Poison the Well, Atreyu, Twelve Tribes, Bleeding Through, Converge, As I Lay Dying, Death By Stereo, From Autumn to Ashes, Snot, Glassjaw, Zeke, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Locust
Chicks that Rock: The Soviettes, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Sounds, Tsunami Bomb, Blondie, No Doubt, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Garbage, Tori Amos, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Snake River Conspiracy, Otep
Rap: Dr. Dre, Snoop, N*E*R*D*, Run DMC, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Dizzee Rascal, Mos Def, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Kayne West, Outkast, Grandmaster Flash, The Roots, Public Enemy, Atmosphere, Lyrics Born, Kool Keith, Busdriver, NWA, The Streets, Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, G-Unit, Deltron, Wu-Tang Clan
Guilty Pleasures: Dio, Chicago, Stevie Wonder, Rick James, Kelly Clarkson, Abba, Men Without Hats, Phil Collins, Hall and Oates, Styx
8 1/2, 25th Hour, 28 Days Later, The 400 Blows, About a Boy, About Schmidt, Amelie, American Beauty, American History X, American Splendor, Annie Hall, Army of Darkness, Barfly, Batman Begins, Battle Royale, Better Off Dead, The Big Lebowski, Birthday Girl, Blood Simple, The Blue Angel, Blue Velvet, Boondock Saints, Bound, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Brick, Buffalo '66, Bukowski Born Into This, The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Carnival of Souls, Casino, City of God, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, Collateral, Confidence, The Conversation, The Crow, Dead and Breakfast, Dead Man, Dead Poets Society, Death To Smoochy, Deconstructing Harry, Desperado, The Devil's Rejects, Dick Tracy, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Dog Day Afternoon, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dr Strangelove, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Elf, Equilibrium, Eraserhead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Event Horizon, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Eyes Without A Face, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, The Following, Foxy Brown, Freddy vs Jason, Full Metal Jacket, Garden State, Go, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Goldfinger, Gone in 60 Seconds, Good Will Hunting, Goodfellas, The Graduate, Grosse Pointe Blank, Hannah and Her Sisters, Happy Endings, Harold and Maude, Heat, High Fidelity, A History of Violence, Hostel, House of Sand and Fog, House of Wax (1953), House on Haunted Hill, The Hudsucker Proxy, I Robot, Igby Goes Down, Insomnia, Junebug, Kagemusha, Kill Bill 1/2, King Kong (1933/2005), Kramer vs Kramer, LA Confidential, The Last Samurai, Lenny, The Life Aquatic, Life Is Beautiful, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings 1-3, Lost in Translation, The Machinst, Mallrats, Man On the Moon, Manhattan, Maria Full of Grace, Match Point, Matchstick Men, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, Memento, Microwave Massacre, Midnight Cowboy, Million Dollar Baby, Modern Times, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moonlight Mile, Mullholland Drive, Munich, Muderball, My Left Foot, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Oldboy, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Once Were Warriors, One flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, One Hour Photo, Open Your Eyes, Palindromes, Pecker, Permanent Midnight, Pi, The Pianist, The Piano, Pirates of the Caribbean, Play it Again Sam, Poolhall Junkies, The Princess and the Warrior, The Princess Bride, The Professional, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, Raging Bull, Rain Man, Raising Arizona, Red Dragon, Reservoir Dogs, The Return of the Living Dead, Riki-Oh, Road To Perdition, Rounders, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Salton Sea, Saw, Saw II, Seven, The Shining, Signs, The Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, SLC Punk, Sling Blade, Snatch, Star Wars 1-6, Storytelling, Sunset Boulevard, Sweet and Lowdown, Swingers, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Thank You For Smoking, That Obscure Object of Desire, Undertaking Betty, Unforgiven, The Usual Suspects, Vertigo, Waiting for Guffman, Waking Life, The Weather Man, The Wedding Singer, When Harry Met Sally, White Oleander, X-men, X2, Zorba The Greek, 13 Conversations About One THing, 21 Grams, The 39 Steps, 2001 A Space Odyssey, 2046, Akira, All About Eve, All the President's Men, Almost Famous, Amadeus, Amarcord, American Buffalo, American Graffiti, American Me, American Movie, American Psycho, Amores Perros, Anchorman, Angel Heart, Animal Crackers, Apocalypse Now, Apt Pupil, As Good As It Gets, At Close Range, Bad Santa, Bad Taste, Bananas, Barton Fink, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Being John Malkovich, Best In Show, Better Luck Tomorrow, The Bicycle Thief, Big Fish, The Big Sleep, Billy Madison, Bio Zombie, The Birds, Blazing Saddles, Blow, Blow Out, Boiler Room, Bonnie and Clyde, Born Into Brothels, Bottle Rocket, Braveheart, The Breakfast Club, Broken Flowers, The Brown Bunny, Bubba Ho-Tep, Bully, Carlito's Way, Casablanca, Changing Lanes, Chasing Amy, Chicago, Children of Paradise, Chinatown, City Lights, Closer, Club Dread, Coffee and Cigarettes, The Constant Gardener, Constantine, The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Crash, Crazy/Beautiful, The Crime of Padre Amaro, Crumb, Cry Baby, Dark Days, Devil's Advocate, Dirty Harry, Do The Right Thing, Donnie Brasco, Easy Rider, Eating Raoul, Elephant, The Elephant Man, Empire Records, Everything is Illuminated, Existenz, The Exorcist, The Eye, Face/Off, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Finding Forrester, Finding Neverland, A Fistful of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, Forrest Gump, Freaks, The French Connection, Frida, Friday, From Hell, Garage Days, Gattaca, Ghost World, Ghosts of Mars, Girl Interrupted, Gladiator, Glengarry Glen Ross, Goldeneye, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Grave of the Fireflies, Grizzly Man, Gummo, Hairspray, Happiness, Happy Gilmore, Heavenly Creatures, Hero, Hollywood Ending, Hotel Rwanda, The Hours, House of 1000 Corpses, Hurlyburly, I Heart Huckabees, In Cold Blood, In The Mood For Love, Indiana Jones 1-3, The Insider, Insomnia, Intermission, Interview with the Vampire, Irreversible, The Jerk, Jersey Girl, Jesus' Son, Jules and Jim, Keeping the Faith, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Kissing Jessica Stein, La Cage Aux Folles, La Dolce Vita, La Strada, Land of the Dead, Lawrence of Arabia, Layer Cake, Lord of War, Lost Highway, Love Actually, Made, The Maltese Falcon, Man on Fire, Marathon Man, The Mayor of Sunset Strip, Metropolis, MIghty Aphrodite, Miller's Crossing, MirrorMask, Monster, The Motorcycle Diaries, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Mi Famlia, Needful Things, The Negotiator, Office SPace, On The Waterfront, Once Upon a Time In the West, Owning Mahowny, Panic Room, Party Monster, Payback, PCU, Phonebooth, Pollock, Quiz Show, Rashomon, Ray, Reality Bites, Rear Window, The Red Violin, Requiem for a Dream, Romero, Ronin, The Sandlot, Saved!, Scent of a Woman, Schindler's List, Scratch, Serial Mom, Seven Samurai, Seven Year Itch, The Seventh Seal, Sexy Beast, Shadow of the Vampire, Shaun of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, Sideways, Singin' In The Rain, The Sixth Sense, Slacker, Slums of Beverly Hills, Solaris (1972), Some Like It Hot, Something's Gotta Give, Spun, Spy Game, Stand By Me, The Station Agent, Stranger Than Paradise, Straw Dogs, Super Size Me, Swept Away (1974), Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, Talk To Her, Tape, Taxi Driver, This is Spinal Tap, Three Extremes, Throne of Blood, THX 1138, Tombstone, Tommy Boy, Touch of Evil, The Toxic Avenger, Training Day, Trainspotting, Un Chien Andalou, Unbreakable, The Untouchables, Veronica Guerin, Videodrome, Wag the Dog, Walk the Line, Wayne's World, Welcome to the Dollhouse, A Woman Under the Influence, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Yojimbo, Z Channel
The Sopranos, Lost, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, X-Play, Attack of the Show, The Daily Show, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Late Night with Conan O' Brien, MXC, Viva La Bam, Dinner For Five, The Charlie Rose Show, South Park, Chapelle's Show, Liquid Television, Out of This World, Pete and Pete, Ren and Stimpy, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Spongebob Squarepants
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