Mammals...because they are fun to talk to and sometimes they laugh at my jokes.
The world's worst burglar.
The Smiths, The Nerve Agents, Blondie, Old AFI, Kill Your Idols, 7 Seconds, Johnny Cash, Depeche Mode, The Clash, New Order, The Cure, Billy Bragg, John Coltraine, The Ramones, David Bowie, Souxsie and the Banshees, Interpol, The Pixies, Count Basie, The Faint, Beethoven, Black Flag, Dead Kennedy's, TSOL, Mozart, The Psychedelic Furs, Hank Williams, Leonard Cohen, The Dresden Dolls, The Violent Femmes, Fugazi, Bloc Party, Talking Heads, Bach, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan, Patsy Cline, Ladytron, The Go! Team, Peer Raben, Joy Division, The Strokes, The Misfits, Xavier Cugat, Black Dove Quartet, The Tantrums, Duke Ellington, Le Tigre, Devotchka, Asobi Seksu, The Sounds, Yo La Tengo, Ella Fitzgerald, Public Enemy, Blonde Redhead, and a bunch of other groups and artists that I can't think of right now...
Rikki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, Fight Club, Punch Drunk Love, Say Anything, An American Werewolf in London, Creepshow, The Thing, Nosferatu (both), Evil Dead, Leon (AKA The Professional), Chung King Express, Blade Runner, Big Trouble in Little China, The Phantom of the Opera (Lon Cheney), R.O.T.O.R, Robot Carnival, True Romance, Improper Conduct, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Swingers, The Elephant Man, Return of the Living Dead, The Exorcist, Happy Together, In the Mood for Love, The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Old Boy, The Assissination of Richard Nixon, Kinsey, Trainspotting, Taxi Driver, The Life Aquatic, Casablanca, Die Hard, Ginger Snaps, Alien(s), Murderball, Jeckyll and Hyde (1932), Edward Scissorhands, Time after Time (1979), The Passion of Joan of Arc, Bottle Rocket, Walk The Line, Sympathy For Mr. Vengence, Stand By Me, Terminator, Platoon, Three Extremes, Sword of Doom, A Clockwork Orange,The Royal Tenenbaums,The Usual Suspects, LA Confidential, Days of Being Wild, Kill Bill vol. II, Deathstalker II, Raising Arizona, Sympathy for Lady Vengence, Thank You for Smoking, Heavenly Creatures, Brick, Malena, The Baxter, Boa vs Python, Conversations with Other Women, Little Miss Sunshine, Descent, Amalie, The Man Who Would Be King, Match Point, Feast, American Hardcore, Ghost World, Transporter 2, Last Picture Show,Amores perros, Y tu mamá también, Narc, Hard Candy, Children of Men, Sex and Lucia, The Graduate, The New Barbarians, and anything with Godzilla:whether you want to admit it or not he is the Japanese James Bond.
Pro wrestling...it's this millenium's Shakespearean dramas. Complete with sex, violence, and machismo.
Slaughter House 5, Sun Tzu's The Art of War, Cat's Cradle, Musashi's Book of 5 Rings, Broken Summers, Burning In Water Drowning In Flame, Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs
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