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JAY.

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About Me

RBI Baseball Drinking Game Intercontinental Champion

My Interests

Hockey, hate, Guinness.

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Slap Shot, The Goonies, Wet Hot American Summer, Empire Strikes Back, Shaun of the Dead, Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski

Books:

The Sun Also Rises, Thunder and Lightning: The Phil Esposito Biography, The Great Gatsby, Preacher, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Fargo Rock City

My Blog

A Change of Seasons

The following bands sound best when heard in their corresponding season. There is no arguing with my choices. This is all factual. It's fine by me if you wanna listen to the Bouncing Souls during a bl...
Posted by JAY. on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:40:00 PST

FLOSS IS BOSS

FLOSS IS BOSS.FLOSS IS BOSS.FLOSS IS BOSS.FLOSS IS BOSS....
Posted by JAY. on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:07:00 PST

Kids in Danger

Kids in Danger is a new television show created by host Jay Brennan. Every week, one child (ages 4-7) is put in a dangerous situation, with no adult supervision or outside assistance. Cameras document...
Posted by JAY. on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

Mountain Power High

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Posted by JAY. on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:59:00 PST

Identity Theft -or- My 24 Hours of Womanhood

I treated myself to something different yesterday. Maybe you guys saw. It felt great at first, but then it got icky. I didn't want to be a woman anymore, so now I'm back. And this time, for good. No m...
Posted by JAY. on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST

You Know What You Did

Dear Dude at Siren Fest With a Library Copy of the New Harry Potter Book,Thanks for letting me know it could always be worse. Give me your email in case I ever get cancer.Sincerely,Jay Brennan...
Posted by JAY. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:19:00 PST

Metal By Numbers

Doctors have it hard because they have to save lives every day, but who saves their personal lives? It must be so tough to try to do your dishes or eat TV dinners when you're haunted by the ghosts of ...
Posted by JAY. on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

Tongue Like a Razor...Switch Switchblade KNIFE!

Guns N Roses - Rocket QueenAt 3:28 into the song, Rocket Queen goes from a ballsy confirmation of Axl's slut slayin' badassity to a somber declaration of tender love. The question is, which half of th...
Posted by JAY. on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

Comfort

The word of the day for 4/25/2007 is comfort. I hope everyone reading this is comfortable. The ability to find, embrace, and devour comfort is key to modern living in this today. You don't know how ma...
Posted by JAY. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST

300+ Damage

Typed:Fellow Worker: I have a questionFellow Worker: what dos it mean when some one says they have crabs?Me: It usually means they have crabs.Her: You mean, like, they OWN crabs?Me: http://www.emedici...
Posted by JAY. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST