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About Me


I SPEAK IN AN AUTHORITATIVE TONE.
i like commas and ellipses.
i ALWAYS use the royal we.

My Interests

i think my greatest pleasure in life is to pick out a random person in a movie/tv show and tell their life story, like one time 24 hour party people was on tv, but i wasn't watching and i heard a voice and i go, "hey that's that guy danny cunningham from loaded!" and i didn't even see his face. also, that game when you name the movie based on the commercial. an obvious one is terminator 2 "i'll be back." yeah sure, everyone knows that one [i might be the only person on the planet that thinks the 1st one is a millionteen times better... getting back to the point...] a good one is ravenous "HE WAS LICKING ME!" or ransom "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!" come on how much fun is that. or when yer watching the commercial for the movie and yer all like "that's the name of the movie." and then in life when you refer to the movie as the line. like "i'm never going to see that i'll never tell movie." see that, i was referring to don't say a word. it's the most fun game. almost as much fun as balderdash, chinese poker, the pit, three man, lotr trivial pursuit, and star wars/elvis/surfing monopoly.
i rap about? witches & trolls.

I'd like to meet:


billy from fucking fifteen!
so we can watch a fifteen marathon and play the matt walker drinking game !

Music:

note: this is not how my cds are organized. i'm just really bored right now.

2 skinnee j's, 764-HERO, 99 posse, aloha, beck, belle and sebastian, black rebel motorcycle club, blackalicious, burning airlines, Citizen Cope, clinton, Dark Load, depeche mode, dj shadow, dolly parton, dr. octagon, eels, ELVIS, BLACK ELVIS, EL VEZ, esthero, far, flight of the conchords, fun lovin' criminals, godspeed you black emperor, heart, helmet, hum, interpol, Jack Johnson, jacks' broken heart, jawbox, jeff buckley, jets to brazil, jimi hendrix, jimmy eat world - pre "bleed american/self titled", jurassic 5, knapsack, kula shaker, larry coryell, los amigos invisibles, lucas, m.i.a., minus the bear, morcheeba, mother love bone, nick drake, outkast, ozomatli, peaches, pearl jam, Porcupine Tree, portisehead, ray wonder, rhett miller, rushmore soundtrack, samiam, sebadoh, Si*Se, singles soundtrack, sloan, soundgarden, steve miller band, sunny day real estate, superdrag, supergrass, syd dale, temple of the dog, texas is the reason, the beatles, the charlatans uk, the cougars (COUGARS FUCKING ROCK!), the faint, the get up kids, the goblin, the jealous sound, the jeevas, the monkees, the notwist, the vandals, tipsy, trademark, violent femmes, weezer, WYLD STALLYNS RULES!, zap mama, Zero 7.

Movies:

the life aquatic, mysterious skin, elvis meets nixon, lord of the rings trilogy, empire strikes back, the princess bride, johnny mnemonic, the warriors, party girl, suspiria, phenomena, super troopers, club dread, pootie tang, psycho beach party, office space, loose change, the eye, nowhere, don't tempt me, rushmore, the price of milk, the fifth element, the monkees: head, audition, battle royale, suicide club, tenebrae, the other sister, the neverending story, bill and teds - excellent adventure and bogus journey, crybaby, lock stock and two smoking barrels, evil deadsesess, full metal jacket, four rooms, europa europa, living in oblivion, all about my mother, a man called hero, indiana joneseseses, peter pan, the lady eve, cat people, sorry wrong number, cat on a hot tin roof, Amores Perros, dog day afternoon, Deep Red, the goonies, Dead Alive, shaun of the dead, The Irrifutable Truth About Demons, a soldier's girl, What's Up Tiger Lily?, his girl friday, auntie mame, 3 women, 28 days later, ringu, the paradise lost documentaries, mallrats, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, splendor in the grass, night after night, some like it hot, bringing up baby, rebecca, stage door, river's edge, wet hot american summer, donnie darko, grey gardens, James Bond films [while knitting], Joe Dallesandro movies...yum. [you know i love that poster that trash has of trash!]
my future's so bright i gotta wear shades.

Television:

everyone's all "i hate tv" fuck you i like it! and these are my shows!
law and order, law and order: svu, 21 Jumpstreet, 24, freaks and geeks, best week ever, sealab 2021, the TRIBE, futurama, Clerks - the cartoon show, 2 stupid dogs - and super secret secret squirrel, the pirates of dark water, nigella bites, neon genesis evangelion, the venture brothers, xena, deadwood, carnivale, firefly, six feet under, dead like me, the family guy, harvey birdman, project runway, melrose places, wondershowzen, it's always sunny in philadelphia, scrubs, spaced, spy groove, Jem and the Holograms, Fifteen, 2 Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place, Parker Lewis Can't Loose, Mystery Science Theater 3000, V, mxc, angel, buffy, Kids in the Hall, old popeye cartoons, the monkees, OZ, sifl n olly, the state, the maxx, farscape, venture brothers, tom goes to the mayor, arrested development, Home Movies, robot chicken, Saved By The Bell, HBO on demand, yo! the real world san diego is fucking highlarious how many times can these people get arrested, cheat on someone, get into a fight?, tom and jerry [bonjour monsiuer pussycat!],beverly hills 90210 [Sept. 2, 2010 - 30th birthday people!].

Books:

the intuitionist, marabou stork nightmares, lotr, the zombie survival guide, she's come undone, the mists of avalon, Pablo Neruda, Osip Mandelstam, the time traveler's wife, Hermann Hesse's Fairytales, Henry Rollins - Black Coffee Blues, the giving tree, Lullabye, Love and Rockets, geek love, running with scissors, mysterious skin, The Bell Jar, Caps for Sale, Bomb the Suburbs, 1984, peter pan, frog and toad are friends, No More Prisons! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle, grimm's fairytales [have you ever read the singin' springin' lark!], milk and cheese! [and all evan dorkin comics.], BILL and TED'S EXECELLENT ADVENTURE COMICS! [strangely enough, by evan dorkin! i was a dorkin fan before discovering he did this series, lovely suprise it was!], the hobbit, Forever Summer by Nigella Lawson - so what if it's a cookbook... RHUBARB FOOL... get out! i finished reading "if chins could kill: confessions of a b-movie actor" by bruce campbell. that guys is such the inspiration. colin, let's start making those super 8 films!
enemies! a truck!
nick pennola. he's like a japanese monster. Mecha-Nick. yo, that shit is hot. i gotta tell him!

Heroes:

kim thayil. biggie shorty and WONDERHOOCHIE! and NECK FACE. the president from "24!" to quote him... "i'm the president, you don't get to call me by my first name." and "i don't want a friend right now. i need someone to do the right thing!", and fitness celebrity john basedow.
and these guys:

HELLO!
[no, not johnny depp, the mcquaid brothers !]

My Blog

how come myspace didn't send me a birthday reminder for jesus?

i'm just sayin.
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST

we're coming to the kimchee salon meimei.

so, this lady [you know i don't want to use that word...] works with me and wants to place a supply order for some cockamamie expensive footrest for her herniated discs or something...shut the eff up ...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

oh my god it's a rubber! [rubber...rubber...rubber...rubber...rubber...rubber...rubbe r...]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/12/04/r-kelly-finally-takes- us-back-2-the-closet/If you're anything like me, you've probably endured hundreds of sleepless nights over the past 13 months wondering how ...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

um. stalker.

forserious.my blog has been viewed 46 times today.16 of those in the past half hour.which one of you sickos is sick?
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

i really want to punch people in the face.

that's pretty much it.if i see you in person, you'll get an ear full.but forealz i hate people.oh.em.gee.while i was writing this, i got the most annoying longest phone call ever.first of all, this bi...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:57:00 PST

britney spears' vagina c-section car crash.

someone please tell me what this is.mystery link!you know i can't watch videos at work and am super weary of following links.so one of you e-venturous folks follow it and tell me what it is.IT'S KILLI...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

i just spent a lot of time looking at kalani robb pictures...

and he's fucking hot.i was looking to change my desktop wallpaper.yeah, no more adorable alex winter halfsie...i want a pretty surfer.who remembers my 24th b-day party?remember my cake?mehae put a pic...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST

tv shows you should be watching.

i'm not sure if the new fall season has started because some of it started in august and some shows only have 3 episodes in one season and what about mid season replacements or shows that start in the...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

the internet turns 16. bwe is funny.

The Internet's Super Sweet 16   http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/11/14/the-internets-super-sw eet-16/In case you didn't know, today is the Internet's 16th Birthday. And what would a 16th birthda...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:35:00 PST

starrene rhett + ice-t = LOVE.

my buddy starr is officially the coolest person i've ever met.[for today's memory....]this is one of the best interviews i've read in a long time too!Ice-T: High RollerBy Starrene Rhett Rhyme pays, bu...
Posted by i change my name daily to piss off michael. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST