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there's nothing to see here people, keep moving on.

About Me


Click on the below list to learn about what I do.

-I've worked for and with many major label recording artists.
*ask to see a resume.*

not needing validation since 1948.

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My Interests


this.boy isthesex.
photography. art. music videos. pornographic mind prude. writing. bringing it down to the shoegaze. breathing via hiptop. borrowing a boy's lipstick. tickle me emo. love like winter. soft spoken boys with dry humor, nice forearms, arched eyebrows, and that wear headbands. the dream. smearing eyeliner. 'it's chewrific! I'm guessing it wasn't pants.' you look like a rabbit. reading. the news. 'i love lucy'. edgar allan poe.cupcakes. hearts. not heartache.
the idea of a 'soulmate'.

AFI.
30 Seconds To Mars.
Lostprophets.
Taking Back Sunday.
Placebo.
The Cure.
Duran Duran.
Garbage.
John Rzeznik's voice.
Brand New's lyrics.
etc.

films with Doris Day.

I 'admire' Martha Stewart for her diplomacy.

& CHARLIE WATTS!! because he knows how to take the ego out of "his singer".

I'd like to meet:


the timeframe where my life is perfect.

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My Blog

Anna Nicole Smith- 1967-2007 (very upset.)

I just found out Anna Nicole Smith died today.And I am very upset.So I felt the need to write this and the need to tell you why I am upset.This woman was the butt of the joke for so long.Granted, peop...
Posted by DesignerFake" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

Reclusive & Abstract.

"Where is he? I have waited 2 years to meet this man," I exclaimed in my dream. Demanding girl.Then (in my dream), I showed up somewhere to try out for a band....they were looking for a bass player. ...
Posted by DesignerFake" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

Another "magazine" interview.

She (DesignerFake) shows up precisely on timefor lunch. At 12 o'clock on a Saturday morning. In the middle of the chaos of Hollywood. Wearing black pants. Boots. Midriff baring shirt. ...
Posted by DesignerFake" on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

A portion of my book.

       A portion from my upcoming book:(I cut out the sex part and some other things.....)Grammar may not be perfect here- long 'excuse'.I won't tell you what t...
Posted by DesignerFake" on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:14:00 PST

my "Blender/Maxim" interview.

DOES THE POETIC AND PLAYFUL MUSIC VIDEO GIRL ROCK?------------------------------------------------- Largest number of people you've woken up next to in bed? 3 people. not what you think... &...
Posted by DesignerFake" on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST