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About Me

I have a low tolerance for people who decide that the best thing for myspace is to jump in front of a mirror and take their freakin' picture. This is ridiculous! I declare shananigans against all of the previously aforementioned people. Suprisingly enough, I was thinking about putting boobie tassles over my nipples in the pic over to the left but I figured the chewy head would have to do. But, then through a moment of clarity I contemplated putting a bra on and imitating all the darn teenage girls I see on myspace but what's the difference anyway ..... hmmmm well about me ...... obviously I hang out in the bathroom all day and take thousands of pictures and then pick the best ones. I then chop off the heads of unknowing victims in photoshop and attach them to bodies that are not their own. Seriously though, I do a whole bunch of stuff -- I race competitively, DJ, watch the phillies, run, workout, go to my job, hang out, dispose of dead bodies, read novels, participate in adventure races/triathlons, drink beers, PS2, act like I'm in seventh grade (sometimes), watching the OC, kickin' ass AND taking names, and finally watching grass grow ....

My Interests

collecting hair products, chillin on the ship with Han, seeing exactly what types of foods can make a billygoat puke, putting that damn johnny in a bodybag, chain-mail bling-bling, mud, bikes, jeeps, kickin' a** and taking names, tracking monkeys with lazers, helping JT bring sexy back, cool stuff and cool people ..........

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has the sense of humor to take a joke ..... because really isn't that what this myspace.com stuff is all about?? People who are into music, triathlons, adventure races, running, virtual debachery, riding a mtb as fast as humanly possible straight down the side of a mountain ... oh and, of course, beautiful babies (didn't think I was gonna leave that out now did ya?) ............ width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Michael Jackson, The Animals, The monkees, The Killers, MF Doom .... people kickin' it in the underground and sheeeeaaatttttt

Movies:

16 candles, The Breakfast Club, Mystic Pizza, Planet of the Apes, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Outsiders, any Tom Cruise movie ..... you know the good stuff ... ohh and I almost forgot ... Matters in Hand and Cabin Boy are both classics .....

Television:

Cosby Show, The A-Team, Battlestar Gallactica, Star Blazers, Hogan's Heros, Knight Rider, Family Guy and Cop Rock ..... and then the guilty pleasures of The OC and Beauty and the Geek --- the latter being the best new show of the millenium .... or at least January ....

Books:

If it is good enough for John Travolta then it is good enough for me ....... Dianetics ....... by the late, great Mr. Hubbard! And Bob Conrad's Autobiography ... hey playa --- kinky is just a word, my man ...... oh and anything on the Oprah book club list ---- is she gonna sue me for copyright infringement? She is SO MORE ghetto than Martha Stewart -- KLINK!

Heroes:

David Hasselhoff ---- Bite the haters Dave -- you're the best .... baywatch FOREVER .... and Tom Cruise .... people are just jealous Tommie -- about the Sonogram machine and Katie Holmes --- screw them you Scientologist ..........

My Blog

Let the racing season begin .....

Daaaammmmmnnn,It's been long time since I threw up one of these bad boys. Lots new with me in the past month and a half. I got the worst sinus infection of my life and was forced by my doctors and the...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

Chewy in the News!

Chewy across the US giving the rest of us wookies a bad rap:'Chewbacca' arrested for head-butting'Star Wars' character impersonator allegedly attacks Hollywood tour guideReutersLOS ANGELES - A Chewbac...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

Running

I just looked through the categories of the different types of blogs you can have on this myspace thing. Some of them are interesting "dreams and the supernatural' is a good one .... ha ... anyway run...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:06:00 PST

It's COLD!

So as a competitive athlete (runner) I have to force myself to train in all kinds of weather which can be tough at times throughout the year. I've been known to pick the worst day of the week weather-...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:59:00 PST

My one rule of myspace ....

seriously people -- I'm only going to type this once .... if you request me as a friend and I accept ... then good for you .... with my profile I get all kinds of goofy people wanting me to accept the...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

Profile pic

OK I put up my 'real' pic for one day only until sometime on the 26th and then back underground. Enjoy!
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST

The Past Month

Here I sit back in Bucks County trying to make sense of my wild vacation. It was exactly what I needed to get away from the intense racing and work schedule that I am faced with on a daily basis for m...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

Vacation!

Well, Well, Well .... here I sit here in Waynesboro, VA going over strategy for the ride @ Big Levels off the Blue Ridge Parkway -- 26 miles of mountain biking chaos. Fantastic! I finished the season ...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

Victory!

Well I was nervous for the 5K race this morning because I haven't raced since the Peace Valley Triathlon back on September 9th -- and I was forced to take a week off because I was in a freak accident ...
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:32:00 PST

Jamie Moyer as a phillie? ..... right on!

Well I'm note sure about this myspace garbage anymore .... I think I'm gonna be taking a break from this crap. I've met a lot of cool, funny people on this thing but something is missing anymore ........
Posted by Scottie the Hottie on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST