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Turtle

Allow me to allow you to introduce yourself

About Me

A HUSTLER, A PRODUCER, A PLAYER. My dreams are all becoming reality, therefore I do more in my sleep than the Marines do all day. Afterwards, I wake and bake, relax on the couch, and play X-Box on the plasma until we hit the club.

My Interests

The Guys

I'd like to meet:

Hot Ass!

Music:

Saigon

Movies:

I'm not just saying this!

Television:

I hate: Viking Quest. I like: Da Ali G Show, Different Strokes, The A-Team, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Airwolf, Baseball Tonight, Crossing Over with John Edward, In Living Color, Mad TV, Maury Povich, Martin, Growing Pains, CSI: Miami, Bernie Mac, Dr. Phil, Red Shoe Diaries, X-Files, South Park, Reno 911!, Punky Brewster, Get Smart, A Different World, Sanford & Son, The Wayans Bros., Crank Yankers, Mr. Belvedere, Ren And Stimpy, Wild On, Growing Up Gotti, I'm With Her, Mr. Show, The Fall Guy, Perfect Stranges, Seinfeld, The Swan, Alf, M.A.N.T.I.S., Max Headroom, The Golden Girls, The $1.98 Beauty Show, Viva La Bam, The Simpsons, Macgyver, Tales From The Crypt, Quantum Leap, Real Sex, The Sopranos, Project Greenlight, Punk'd, Jackass, Dallas, Kung Fu, The Man Show, Strangers With Candy, Get A Life, Married... With Children, Major Dad, Herman's Head, Greg The Bunny, Freaks And Geeks, Oz, CHiPs, The Office (Uk)(US), Mr. Bean, Small Wonder, Dr. Quinn-Medicine Woman, Sledge Hammer! Boy Meets World, Three's Company, C.O.P.S., V, Alvin and the Chipmunks, What's Happening!! and What's Happening Now!!

Books:

I prefered the movie.

Heroes:

Ali G