washing puke off the explorer at 4 a.m. ..... |
Let no good deed go unpunished! Never give an old friend a ride home when he's had too much to drink. Just let him drive. That way he pukes all over his lap and sleeps it off in a ditch rather t...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:36:00 PST |
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself... |
Crikey!(insert bad joke here)So, leaving apartment life for a nice house is going to be interesting... strike that.. responsible? Thats right, I'm abandoning the bordello of d...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST |
Last time working harborfest..... |
oh man.... what a weekend. Harborfest is decadent and depraved and with it is the root of all evil. This is the fourth year I've worked the great lakes super bowl of conspicuous con...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST |
heat wave |
My god is it hot this week. Spent the day at fairhaven beach yesterday with some good friends, good times! Going to the beach in america gets more and more depressing each summer though. I...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST |
that time of year |
bsr last night... didn't go but it was maybe more fun to just watch people doing it all night. Its pretty crazy if you just sit back and take it all in. I signed somebodies shirt "butt sex...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:36:00 PST |
