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About Me

If you send me a friend's request, please send a message telling me a little about yourself. Thanks!JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER!I am 47 years old and have been divorced for a few years. I'm a dork. I always have my toenails painted red, and if they chip, I freak out a little. I have a forearm fetish. I laugh out loud for no apparent reason, but I always have a reason. I think dogs are perfect. I love naps. I drink a Red Bull every day. I can eat my weight in Mexican food. My family makes me laugh. I really like my job. I own my home and it is my sanctuary. I don't believe in love at first sight. My car is over 11 years old but has less than 100K miles on it. I own a pair of polka-dot pajamas and I wear them. I love the word "pajamas" and wish I could use it more in everyday conversation. I believe sarcasm is an art form and should be revered. I have laughed so hard I've peed in my pants. I don't drink colas. I believe in a higher power, that I choose to call God. I avoid most green foods, except for guacamole. I make a lot of typos. I'm a graceful dancer, not so much when I walk. I'm legally blind without my glasses or contacts on. I love high-heels. My boobs are too big for my body. I can't sing worth shit. I loved high-school but wished I had dated more than one guy exclusively. I like to watch the Yankees play. I'm a night owl. I like soft lingerie. I feel that as far as bras and shoes are concerned, you usually get what you pay for. Although I have red hair, I seldom get angry. I'm an Aries, but I'm definitely not ruled by my head. I'm patriotic. I only watch about 2-3 hours of tv a week. I'm an avid reader. I hate the telephone. I'm a girl's "gal". I cry at the drop of a hat. I always have my friend's backs. I love to run. I have a queen size bed that I share with a daschund. I'm extremely healthy. I love an ice-cold Corona with salt & lime. I'm still waiting for the boy who makes me smile like no other. If I had it to do all over again, I would do things different. I have no living brothers or sisters. I love dogs and volunteer with Volunteers For Animal Welfare & Best Friends of Shelter Pets. Given the opportunity, I would parachute and/or bungee jump in a heartbeat. My dream is to be on The Amazing Race. I know a lot of obscure things, like the name of all 7 dwarves, and wonder if all the trivial things I know will ever pay off someday. I have broken my nose twice. I do a "happy clap" when I get excited. I adore people who aren't afraid to make fools of themselves. I believe kindness is one of best character traits a person can possess. I love to go to casinos. Santa Fe is one of my favorite cities. I'm a MySpace addict and have met some of the most extraordinary people here.
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My Interests

I am an Amazing Race junkie. I run and work out with weights, but not at the same time.I love Las Vegas and Santa Fe. I also love to go to visit small towns for antique hunting expeditionsI love Mexican food and nothing beats a good steak. I am an avid reader of all genres.I really enjoy country dancing, but am a little rusty. Taking salsa classes right now.I also have an interest in Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP)THEY MAY BE OKAY TO WEAR TO WORK, BUT WHY IT'S NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO BOWL WEARING YOUR BIG FRUITY HEADPIECE!MY KUNG-FOO MOVES!TOO MUCH SUGAR, AND WATCH OUT WORLD, WELL, AT LEAST WATCH OUT CURBS!NOT SURE WTF THIS IS ABOUT, BUT IT SEEMED LIKE SOMETHING JONI, SCOTT, AND I WOULD GET INTO!MYSPACE DANCE NIGHT! GOOD TIMES!THE SUMMER WE WERE CAMP COUNCELLORS! GOOD TIMES!THE YEAR WE WERE ON THE BASKETBALL TEAM! GOOD TIMES!MS HIGH SCHOOL DANCE! GOOD TIMES!!THE YEAR WE WERE CHEERLEADERS! GOOD TIMES!THE YEAR WE HELD HOMECOMING COURT! GOOD TIMES!THE TAR 7 PERFORMERS NEVER SOUNDED BETTER! GOOD TIMES!THE WEEK WE SPENT AT THE BEACH! GOOD TIMES!!THE YEAR WE MADE THE TWIRLING TEAM! GOOD TIMES!!WHEN THE MYSPACE QUARTET PERFORMED, IT MADE THE BIRDS WANT TO SING HARMONY! YOU GOT IT...GOOD TIMES!PHILLIP JUST HAD TO HAVE A PEEKY AT SHELBY'S UNDIES!I THINK I REALLY DID HAVE A PIC TAKEN ON THIS PONY ONE TIME! THANKS GYPZEE!"S" STANDS FOR SMURF LOVER! BUT HE'S OUR SMURF LOVER!LOLO & I ARE THE HOTTEST DORKS YOU'LL EVER MEET!SHELBY MAY HAVE BEEN THE DORKIEST GIRL ON THE PLAYGROUND, BUT WHEN VINCENT HELD HER HAND, SHE FELT LIKE SHE WAS THE PRETTIEST LITTLE GIRL ON THE PLANET!!WHAT CAN I SAY, IT'S A DORK THING!GO YANKEES!!

I'd like to meet:

Other Amazing Race fans (groupies, zealots, etc.)Phil Keoghan, preferable standing on a mat at a pitstop. People with unique personalities, not afraid to make fools of themselves!I'm not looking for perfection, in fact, I prefer a few battle wounds, with the scars to prove it,lol.VINCENT D'ONOFRIO! THIS MAN MAKES ME WEAK.ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'VE GOING TO GET, LOLHERE'S WHERE SEXY WENT!

Music:

I like Motown, jazz, and country music. Diana Ross & the Supremes, The Tempations, Marvin Gaye,Trisha Yearwood, Brooks & Dunn, Elvis Presley, Waylon Jennings, Lance Miller, Sara Evans, Lyle Lovett, Tina Turner, Jody Evans, Ian Moore, Eric Scott3 WHITE GIRLS GETTING THEIR GROOVE ON! THANKS HEIDI!DI, VINNIE, & I JUST CAN'T SIT ONE OUT!THANKS HEIDI!!JUST GETTING READY FOR CASUAL DAY AT WORK!

Movies:

Bull Durham, The Big Chill, Passion Fish, Bruno, and any Vincent D'Onofrio movie.

Television:

I don't watch much TV, with the exception of these shows: CSI:Las Vegas, NCIS, Law & Order:CI, Family Guy, and of courseTake the quiz:
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Books:

The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Lamb, Practical Demonkeeping, Night of the Avenging Blowfish, I Want to Buy a Vowel, The Game of Thirty, and anything by P.G. Wodehouse. Authors I like include Christopher Moore, James Patterson, John Welter, Dorothy Parker, Mark Twain, Kinky Friedman, Janet Evanovich, William Kotzwinkle, and the incomparable P.G. Wodehouse

Heroes:

My grandfather, and all the black students who first attended an all-white university.

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