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Mørk Materie

Proprietor of a dark tomorrow.

About Me


I'm Benjamin. I LOVE music! I like metal for the most part, but I also like any kind of music. My favourite bands are Rammstein and The Kovenant. I'm not strictly a metal fan though. I like anything from Mercyful Fate to Tiny Tim. =)

I am a nerd. I am into hacking and cracking, and I like playing Halo. Halo is the best game ever. I also like Doom.

I'm just a nice guy who likes having fun and hates having to work. =P My favourite illustrators are Edward Gorey and Jhonen Vasquez. I like the morbidness of their art, and I think they're awesome.

Anyway, here's a more concise description of myself.


Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Favourite Colour: Black
Screen Name: Vizzini
Favourite Band: Rammstein
Favourite Film: UHF
Favourite Show: Either Oz or Robot Chicken
Car: Ford Taurus (yeah I know, Fords suck. :P)
Present Town: Valencia, CA, USA
Crush's First Name: Marlene
Religion: I am a free thinker
Favourite Shoes: Converse All-Stars
Favourite Drink: Iced Tea
Favourite Food: Sushi
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Day or Night?: Night
Favourite Celebrity: Theda Bara
Favourite Soda: Surge! (when it still existed)
TGI Fridays or Ruby Tuesday?: Neither! I like HSO Wednesdays (Holy Shit It's Only Wednesday!)
Favourite Veggie: Eggplant
Favourite Fruit: Blueberries
Piercings?: No
Tattoos?: No
Ever walk around the house naked?: Yup, when people aren't around.
Skinny Dipping?: Yes
Want to live in a different country? New Zealand
Favourite Holiday: Halloween. Christmas always ends up depressing me.
Happy or Depressing music?: Depressing
Smoke?: No
Drink?: No
Sex before marriage?: Yes, because waiting until you're married in order to have sex creates greater perversions.
Abortion?: The woman has 100% choice in any situation.
Soup or Salad?: Salad
Would you cry if myspace stopped working?: You mean myspace actually works?
Sleep naked: Sometimes
Life After Love?: No
Romantic?: I'd say yes.

Okay, so now you pretty much know who I am by now.

Oh yes, one more thing. The most important thing to me is my lovely and wonderful girlfriend MARLENE!!!!! And if any of you so much as breathe within a 2 km radius of her, I will not only gut you like a freshly caught trout, but I will torture and maim you for the rest of your days, and beyond eternity. Thanks for reading this far! Love, Benjamin

My Interests

My Girlfriend
Metal
Industrial Music
The Beach
My Girlfriend
Computers
High Voltage Electricity
Sushi
Metal Spikes
Black T-Shirts
B&W Movies
Silent Films
Funny Things
Gore
My Friends
Lucid Dreaming
Walking
Roller Coasters
Sunsets
Music Pirating
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Happy Noodle Boy
Jhonen Vasquez
Edward Gorey
The Gashlycrumb Tinies


^^^My Girlfriend Marlene!

^^^My favourite band!

^^^My other favourite band! (The Kovenant)

^^^Johnny the Homicidal Maniac!

^^^Theda Bara!!!

Rammstein
The Kovenant
Megaherz
The Beatles
Dick Dale
Beach Boys
Del Shannon
Pink Martini
Mammas and Pappas
The Who
Aquabats
Harry Chapin
Smashing Pumpkins
Smash Mouth
Stahlhammer
King Diamond
Mercyful Fate
The Adicts
Laibach
Adam and Andrew
Troll
Tiny Tim
Gary Hoey
Premature Ejaculation
Winger
Venom
Judas Priest
The Darkness
Alice Cooper
Weird Al Yankovic
The Doors
Deathstars
Dimmu Borgir
Diamond Head
The Kinks
Burzum
Cradle of Filth
Cronos
Deadstar Assembly

Goodfellas
UHF
Modern Times
Spaceballs
Hitchcock films
The Pink Panther Films
American Graffiti
Donnie Darko
the Shawshank Redemption
Nightmare Before Christmas
Wayne's World
Pirates of the Caribbean
Some Like it Hot
the Blob
Roman Holiday
Starship Troopers
Forrest Gump
Indiana Jones
Casablanca
Back to the Future
The Incredibles
School of Rock
Ace Ventura
Rebel Without a Cause
City Lights
The Outsiders
Fahrenheit 9/11
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Prices
Thumb Wars/Thumbtanic
Uncle Buck
The Day The Earth Stood Still
It's a Wonderful Life
The Crow
Tron
The Song of the South
Cars
Cirque du Soleil: Journey of Man

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Squee!
Animal Farm
Lord of the Flies
1984
Of Mice and Men
The Gashlycrumb Tinies
The Hapless Child
Halloween
Calvin and Hobbes
The Far Side
Amphigorey
The Jungle
A Catcher In The Rye

I'd like to meet:



Heroes:


Varg Vikernes


Kevin Mitnick


Penn & Teller

My Blog

Christian Father Puts Infant Daughter In Microwave

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Baby_in_Microw ave.html "The infant's mother blamed the devil for what happened, saying Satan compelled her husband to put the baby in the microwave. The d...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

Freddy Kruger Wannabe Gets Jailed! =O

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/leicestershire/65 26129.stm This is just really disturbing.  Though I wish I had those slasher gloves. =D ...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Vegan Parents Face Life In Prison for Death of Son

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7007293107 LOL, stupid vegans.  This proves once and for all that vegans are psychotic and know nothing about biology or how to raise a child.  Vegani...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

Cleaning out the Excrement

Yes, I know that I'm back.  I'm here to clean up my blog.  Over time, I've left quite a bit of crap in it.  I'd like to clean my record, so I've wiped out all the bad posts.  The s...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

Total Frickin Darkness

I'm done with this place.  Myspace is a big piece of shit, yet people are still continuing to go to it?  Come on people.  The only reason that I'm on here right now is to test the new p...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST

Free Your Hate

Hello there. Today, I'm just blech.  Nothing but idiocy, paranoia, and boredom. I'm vowing to no longer say swear words.  That's it.  I've always hated swear words, and I've ended up sa...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

The People of 2020 (poem)

We are the people of 2020We are all diseased and sickBut we're alrightBecause with this pillYou don't have to worry We're the generationMade of plastics and bionicsThere's nothing to fretWe're perfect...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

Claws for Hands (poem)

I await my next lifeMy hands screech Against the cold steel barsI have done too many sinsNow my hands are claws No pleasure to hope forI did not realiseI would end upTorturing myself this wayWhile the...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

She's Gone (poem)

Beauty like a brilliant starMy heart fell to herLike a whisper in one's earShe warmed me in sweetnessAnd stayed in my heart She's goneLike mist in the windI'm left here aloneUnder the treeWhere she to...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

Girl Questioned Over Bush Threats On Her Myspace

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/teen-questioned-over-bu sh-threats-on/20061014060009990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001 What the fuck is this!?  Jesus H. Christ!  Noooo....we don't live in a F...
Posted by Mørk Materie on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST