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Landon Meyer

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About Me

I am about to celebrate six years as a comic. Seems like forever, but it’s not. But to look at how much I have grown as a comic in that time, I’m amazed. Check my calendar for new dates and come see me!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

COMEDY, peanut butter that’s on sale, writing, movies, good conversations, watching Mike Strantz hit on women (you should have to buy tickets for this), Brian Dowell’s laugh, watching the new comics in St Louis get better, road stories, and eating in little cafe’s.

I'd like to meet:

Tom, Ozzy, Bill Gates (to borrow a dollar), comedians, that kid who played Chunk, someone else with my name, Elisha Cuthbert (thank you God for that wonderful, wonderful gift), and Flavor Flav’s dealer.

Music:


Movies:

I love those very much. I’m huge on mob movies. Goodfellas, Casino, A Bronx Tale, all of those are constantly in my DVD player. This may shock you, but I wasn’t ever a fan of The Godfather. Also, Lord of the Rings was the most flawless series of films I have ever seen. Besides those, I like Judd Apatow’s work (40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Anchorman, etc), horror movies (the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the greatest one ever, don’t argue with me), The Kingdom, Braveheart, 80’s films, again, I’ll stop now.

Television:

LOST (gets better every time I watch it), The Sopranos, anything with the Jackass guys, The Office, and Friends.

Books:

I just read "I Killed". It’s a collection of road stories from comics. HILARIOUS. I finished it in four hours. Go get this book! If you are comic, you will love it. If you are not, you will see just what we go through sometimes.

Heroes:

My friends and family, there are so many of you, so I’ll leave it at that. And to those longer with us, RIP, we love and miss you more every day!!

My Blog

At least in comedy, I don’t have to wear a nametag.

I was thinking today about all the jobs I have had, and I have had some shitty ones.  I guess they are all just stepping stones on the way to a real career. My first job was at a place called Cou...
Posted by Landon Meyer on Sat, 17 May 2008 03:35:00 PST

"You’ll get this back at the end of the year."

I recently ran into my kindergarten teacher.  It's was nice to see her, but once you are an adult it was inevitable that this question would come up: "So, what are you doing now?" To which I repl...
Posted by Landon Meyer on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:16:00 PST

Paying my respects to one of my idols!

Hey my friends   I have been pretty hush-hush about this for a few months, because I didn't want to get my hopes up.  But today I was officially accepted to The Great American Comedy Festiv...
Posted by Landon Meyer on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:36:00 PST

"Ooh, good song! Hey Johnny, kick me in the balls!"

So I discovered the other day that cigarette companies are making "safety cigarettes".  If you set the cigarette down, it goes out.  Fanfuckintastic.  So now, not only can I not smoke i...
Posted by Landon Meyer on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:49:00 PST

I’m sleepy, so I’ll say random things now...

  I was driving home last night and all of a sudden thought that if I ever see anyone with ADD driving a Ford FOCUS, I am gonna slap the shit of them. I heard this girl on TV say that she decided...
Posted by Landon Meyer on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:27:00 PST

Why I now love really bad neighborhoods.

I was in St Louis the other day, and I had to stop at a gas station.  This gas station was in a pretty rough part of downtown, so I wanted to get in and then get the hell out. I was looking for a...
Posted by Landon Meyer on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST