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Modene

Your offical 2007 Barnes & Nobel time-smith!!

About Me

I am a humble man, like most people.
I have a human head, a torso, and all necessary appendages; four to be exact. The top two are arms, the bottom two are legs.
I have found that the leg appendages are ideal for up-right, casual travel. The arm appendages are often good for handling various objects.
Each limb can be used in conjunction with the others.
A good example of this of combined use of limbs can be seen in American football.
I don't care for football.
Like most people, I reside in a domicile. I share this domicile with my heterosexual girlfriend. She does not a have a middle name, and we are not married.
About once every 6 months a stranger knocks on the door. Sometimes I answer, and sometimes I close my eyes and hide behind the sofa.
They always want to talk about God.
Once, I tried to change the subject to Recreational Water Sports. They then re-directed the conversation by informing me that Jesus could walk on water.
Like most people, I found that fact interesting.
I don't talk all of the time, but I'm sure that I could if I wanted to...

My Interests

Long-time listener, first time caller.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

..is a sure fire way to escape college!
I'm involved in these things in varing degrees:
ah, bay, say, che, day, eh? effe.

Movies:

Ask me about Fandango fart bucks!

Television:

...is utterly avoidable.

Books:

..of the painfully embarrassing nature should be scattered around friend's houses...

This would also qualify as a hobby of mine, but hobbies were not an option on this thingy.

Heroes:

of the anus.

My Blog

Professional Time Monitor: At Your Service!

Professional Time Monitor: At Your Service! Professional.That's right I have a jobAND IT ISN'T GREAT, but it is starting to feel important.As far as I can deduce, I get paid to monitor ...
Posted by Modene on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

April was so do-doo dumb; a poem of hope.

April was so doo-doo dumb.Fuck you dumb April.you dumb stupid stupid monthI say good riddance!You cancelled some shows, you ruined our practice space,then cancelled more shows.You ushered in Spring fi...
Posted by Modene on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:40:00 PST

April is a harsh bitch of a month...

What gives?
Posted by Modene on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

Official Guide to Partyarch!!!

Well here it is! The official guide to the Partying-est month of them all! Partyarch!It wouldn't be in true Partyarch form if it were not late...There's so much to do!I would have had this posted yest...
Posted by Modene on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST

30,000 sheets to the wind.

I was gone. Apparently, St. Patrick has a strong sense of irony.So now I am back...and more embiggened than ever.Big whup,Monsignor Mo ...
Posted by Modene on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST