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Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz

Disappointing women since 1982

About Me

I'm not sure how many times i have changed this "about me" but here we go again. I come from the biggest little pit hole called Reno, Nevada. If you haven't been there then you truly haven't lived life on the trashy side. It is amazingly fun. Call me and we will go visit. I have lived in Seattle for 2 years now and i love it here and don't see myself leaving. I came up here to go to film school but that didn't pan out, but still love filming bands and whatever will let me film it. I lived on Capitol Hill and at the time you can pretty much find me at the Bad Juju/Nuemos, Linda's and on a rare occasion the Cha Cha.I now live in the U-District and frequent Finn's, not because i am into the college scene but because they have great deals and the staff is nice and they tolerate our drunk asses. My seesters made me start this myspace thing and now i am on it almost everyday.. Damn my addictive personality. Well if you want to ever hang out, let me know. If you don't want to hang out with a thugged out nerd. you may leave then.
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My Interests

Skating, listening to music, watchin movies, a long walk on the beach during a snowy July evening, and the rocking out of the keytar, oh yeah I am now dedicated to bring back the glory of the great sport of kangaroo boxing. Its what I am into for now, next month never know it could be turtle racing or something

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, shatner, that guy from the dunkin donuts ad, baxter, that guy that played jesus in one of his many movies, someone that owns a penguin, and the late great Hops McPatterson (he held the kangaroo fighting championship belt for 6 decades), and your mom ofcourse.....Oh yeah and girls who are from or still live in Vancouver. Vancouver girls are beautiful.

Music:


And this at my work

Movies:

Almost Famous, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Eternal Sunshine, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Jesus-zilla son of godzilla

Television:

Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, Futurama, FAmily Guy, Daily Show, Chappele Show, venture bros, mr. show, South Park,
:: how nintendo are you? ::

Books:

If you have time to take a shit. You have time to read a book.I paid up my fines at the library, so we are ready to read again

Heroes:

Hoppy Mcgee (the first WKFC Champion)..

My Blog

This is Your Nation on White Privilege

This is Your Nation on White PrivilegeBy Tim WiseFor those who still can't grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are constantly looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perhaps this ...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:33:00 PST

God hates Reno!

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Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:17:00 PST

The case of Derik, Meg and Karl v. The city of Reno

So Karl, Meg and I are back from our Reno Thanksgiving trip.  I had a blast, because of this trip I want to return to Reno for a visit sooner than I did this year. I promise that it won't be anot...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST

Friends!!!

FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.NEVADA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while you piss.---------------------------------------------...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:17:00 PST

Myspace drinking game

So I just thought of drinking game that if guaranteed to get you trashed.  Heres what you do.  You go around to different peoples profiles (which people do anyway, thats the point of myspace...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

Derik has been impeached from the hill

So my time living up on Capitol Hill is over.  Our lease and Ray, Eric, and me are moving up to the U-Disrict.  Jon will not be living with us full time anymore, he is moving his stuff back ...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST

O' CANADA

I got back from my very first trip to the great white north. I am fucking hung over, tired and super excited about Canada. Around 12:45 Tuesday night/Wednesday morning after bowling I was drunk sitt...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST

Derik vs. Street signs

So it has become a habbit that whenever i am drunk and am walking home from the bars.  I tend to attack the signs on the street.  mostly but not limited to construction signs.  Last nig...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:48:00 PST

Tuesday and Wednesday Nights

SO it has come to my attention that Eric and I get way too trashed on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.  Those are my days off and if we are not drinking whisky and hitting golf balls at the local univers...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 02:27:00 PST

Obsessed? I think so

So it has come to my attention that I have an unhealthy obsession with penguins.  What can I say they are one fucking awesome bird, sure people would make the argument that they cant fly, but fuc...
Posted by Derik, aka Silky Smooth from Demz Boyzz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST