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About Me

for some reason, everything i type in here seems wrong. the "about me" section might as well be one of those math questions where the train is going 70 miles per hour to memphis or some bullshit, and to figure out if your car going will pass it, you have to measure a shadow of a ladder to figure out how tall a building is to get the compound interest of emilio estevez's bank account to find the train vs. car speed...blah. i'm thinking much too hard about a stupid myspace fill in the blank response. so...pat answers. i'm tall, awkward, sleepless, neurotic, and rambling. misspelled. i'm 21 going on 40.

My Interests

old valentine's day cards, uno, abandoned houses

I'd like to meet:

agent cooper so we can drink damn fine coffee and eat pie.

Music:

mixtapes

Movies:

black and white cliche weird foreign 80's lame campy zombie cartoon silent.

Television:

degrassi (old and new), twin peaks, gilmore girls, pete and pete, my so-called life, 90210, daily show, colbert, murder she wrote, old twilight zone episodes. rod serling is tops. the office! sooo good.

Books:

i burn romance novels (danielle steele is not safe in my house). these i would never burn: day of the locust, house of leaves, in cold blood, winesburg ohio, alice in wonderland, franny and zooey, any of the best non-required american reading series. funniest shit ever, the bigfoot memoir, me write book. david sedaris too. and for some reason, i've been reading a lot of henry james. and books about candy.

Heroes:

bob ross.

My Blog

postscript

someone just honked there car horn. that's the wrong "there" (should've been their) part of shelia leslie's house fell off in the wind. only the trim around the roof, purely cosmetic. nature is starti...
Posted by jam-ie on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

not children's literature.

instead of writing a power point on the children's book shabanu, i find myself online, taking quizzes at 2:45 in the morning. i hate power point. bleh. well, now at least i know which twin peaks char...
Posted by jam-ie on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:50:00 PST

monster party!

so it turns out, i am still really bad at ninetendo. somethings never change i guess. just played super mario brothers 3, yo noid and monster party and it was pretty pathetic. i am not meant for video...
Posted by jam-ie on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST

fun house

dear you,found a house! signed the lease! so excited! such short sentences! hell yes!that and seeing those dinky traveling carnivals that set up in parking lots makes me insanely happy and feel like i...
Posted by jam-ie on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

mush

dear you,desperation is a weird thing. i am by no means that desperate, but the other day when looking under the "gigs" section on craigslist which for some reason now only has dudes looking for girls...
Posted by jam-ie on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:11:00 PST

eh....

stolen from cassie (of course, i always steal her surveys. i love to kill time by wasting it online)1. Something purple within 5 feet of you. in this light, that sleater-kinney poster looks purple.2. ...
Posted by jam-ie on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

what could be more st patricks day than...

making potatoe ice cream. not nearly as bad as is sounds, but still inedible enough to make my roommate josh and i decide to throw it at a hummer. think chocolate cocoanut flavored mashed potatoes. it...
Posted by jam-ie on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST

inspired by cassie...

:x: Time = 9:46 pm :x: Name = jamie :x: Tattoos = 0...want a couple, just indesive as to where i want them. :x: Piercings = ears, although one just closed...so 1?:x: Shoe size = around 9-91/2:x: Hair ...
Posted by jam-ie on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:58:00 PST

i wear my sunglasses at night...

and indoors! and they aren't even my sunglasses. that and breaking into an abandoned house you love is amazing. even more so when the first time you discovered that you could very easily get inside i...
Posted by jam-ie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jamie vs. parallel parking, pt 2

dear diary, &nb...
Posted by jam-ie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST