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Bradley Cain

Just wrap your legs around these velvet rims.

About Me

As Holly Martins (Joseph Cotten)says to Anna Schmidt (Alida Valli) in The Third Man (1949, Carol Reed):"I'm just a hack writer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls."

My Interests

Chocolate and bacon.

I'd like to meet:

The record collections of John Peel and Lester Bangs.

Music:

My top played artists:My weekly top played artists:The Fall.

Movies:

Klaus Kinski.

Television:

Freaks and Geeks.

Books:

Vladimir Nabakov, Philip K. Dick, J.D. Salinger, Richard Brautigan, Evelyn Waugh, Lester Bangs, Nathaniel West, Samuel Beckett, Greil Marcus, Jonathan Swift, J.G. Ballard, Bertrand Russell. The Sun Also Rises, The Stranger, Midnight's Children, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Ox-Bow Incident. And so on.

Heroes:

"And you, you can be mean. And I, I'll drink all the time." David Bowie, "Heroes"

My Blog

Another characteristic bout of shameless self-promotion.

If you're at all interested in anything I'm doing, please check out my band's page: http://www.myspace.com/thealmightytriclops Thanks....
Posted by Bradley Cain on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:25:00 PST

This is totally amazing.

Today, Thursday, November eleventh, 2005, at approximately 3:30pm, after twenty-five years of life and ten years of having instruction permits, I finally got a driver's license.
Posted by Bradley Cain on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:52:00 PST

An observation.

I have noticed that an excessive amount of time spent on myspace fills me with a far greater sense of self-loathing than does a comprable amount of time spent looking at pornography.
Posted by Bradley Cain on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 07:55:00 PST