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Vanimal!

C’est pour cela qu’il faut que les vieilles grand-mères, / De leurs pauvres doigts gris que fai

About Me

Dumb. Severe.

My Interests

Carrot Milkshakes. Carl.

I'd like to meet:

certainty.

Music:

saves me.

Movies:

Netflix flicks in possession: Birth of a Nation (telling of my affiliations, or archival film exploration? You decide.), The Tenant, This Picture is Not Yet Rated.

Television:

Good Eats.

Books:

Currently: Ni Putes Ni Soumises, gardening books.

Heroes:

Mum and Dad.

My Blog

Dr. McDougalls Vegan Miso Noodle Soup.

Instant meal.Didn't hate it.
Posted by Vanimal! on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST

FOIAled.

My partner is late and I fear, MIA. I don't know how to fill out a FOIA request and I don't have her phone number so...crap. I'll make up something?I'm building an organic garden in my backyard with m...
Posted by Vanimal! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:16:00 PST

a beached whale and boxes and boxes and boxes.

I lost my wallet. If you should find it, it looks like this: Cancelled everything, need to get a new license and whatnot. What makes me really upset is I lost a great portrait of my pup Carl. Th...
Posted by Vanimal! on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:47:00 PST

at the summit

I'm a yes man these days and I feel like I've enthusiastically run up a hill to find a very steep mountain that will throw me into a valley of rough and tumble. Poor metaphor aside, by the looks of th...
Posted by Vanimal! on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:07:00 PST

A hole.

Crappy fifth-tier newspaper copy editing job for the rest of my days  here I come. I'd sooner die, and apparently, the powers that be would like to see to that. I had reached forth a hand to climb up...
Posted by Vanimal! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

Having just downed a bag of almond French twist pastry cookies,

I now can start my day. I await the harrowing stomach ache that later will bring my day to a grinding, gurgling halt.
Posted by Vanimal! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST

nothing quite like...

a snowy afternoon, overlooking the Truckee River from the post office as little school children spend their field trip at the ice skating rink, arms splayed out in their puffy flourescent coats as the...
Posted by Vanimal! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST