So, how the hell've you been?
[self-gratifying pretentiousness] I already know too many people, and it's probable that I won't like you, anyway. Oh, I'll pretend to like you, but rest assured it's all a lie. You can try your luck, though, but your feeble attempts at garnering a relationship with me of any sort will only prove successful superficially. I'm sure said attempts will be cute, though, and may prove to be endearing, if respect isn't something you're looking to gain from me.I'm really bad with names, too. [/self-gratifying pretentiousness]
Oh, really?! You don't say! That's awesome, dude!
Sure thing man, I'll be over around sevenish.
I watch TV shows that are sent to me on DVD. Also: Alton Brown.
I can dig 'em.