Rupam

I always worry my penis is hanging out when I leave public bathrooms. Huge tendency towards putting all my eggs in one basket, except they're vegetarian eggs and the basket always ends up smashed. On any given day I'll see at least five people I'd be willing to carry groceries for, based on how beautiful they are. I think about germs, but not too much. Things feel more enjoyable when they're tidy, even though I wear one pair of clothes for three or four days at a time. I form small theories about everything. I suffer from yellow fever and a slight side of drummer fetish. My spine's an outtie. I walk.