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None shall pass...

On the right track but on the wrong train...

About Me

I love my family,my friends,music,my obscenely great record collection,life,laughing,my bed,playing far too many computer games,watching films,doing the kessel run,drawing,writing,making stuff,taking things apart just because im curious,tattoo's,the sea,driving,photography,people watching,stencils,nature,travelling,losing the plot,finding it again,rain,gadgets,my monkey obsession,adrenaline,electricity,abusing ebay,those squishy foam things you get in garden centres for pot plants,making people smile,the fact that i enjoy my job,people that know what i mean when i start talking crap,pretending im a ninja,cooking,combustion,high altitudes,fishing although i havent been in years,i like lots of random crap.I hate the empty feeling that somethings missing and the fact its like im powerless to do anything about it,rude people,being so lazy,animal cruelty,being such a dick when im drunk,closed minded people,being bored,swearing so much-i'm sure some people think i have tourettes,living so far away from my family,being paranoid,cottage cheese(that shit should be made illegal eugh),i hate lots of things but thankfully they're outweighed by the things i like...

My Interests

You only see what you want to believe, When you creep from the back I got tricks up my sleeve, 24/7 the devils best friend, Makes no difference it's all the same in the end, Drinking in electric lady land Conversate with the crazy man Where the babies sip Babycham And dames baby-sit Damien Plagued by the everyday pain of a pantomime palladium Players duckin buckshots in the cranium Lost on a path of pre-destined devastation They re dishin out medication in many forms I meditate on millennium metaphors A tour-de-force of fornication A thought-police state dictates to the whores of a sleaze nation Discreet segregation Infinite degrees of separation We celebrate creation Creating new means of our destruction De-sensitised to the violence The carnage is cartoon Televised to your front room Guns boom Pictures that poison the young We're highly strung A slugfest for the scum But I ain t givin up Cos I m driven by the drum In drunken tongues I talk up at the sun But I ain t givin up I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot Hits the bottle then goes back to the rock Fuckin, fightin', it's all the same Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane, let the lovin' come back to me Sky's the limit so you know I'm gonna rise and shine I gotta do my thing, I'm kinda getting a little tired of all that's hidden That's the reason I'm a speak my mind, keep from going insane Now work with it, we in the last innin' The world keeps spinnin', my peoples steady losing while the rich keep winning It's like we neva smilin' and the devil steady grinning killin' what we're representing Even our children and women, 2K4, livin' above and under the law Young teen joins the marines, says he'll die for the core Inducted up into the goverment's war as if the land of money and oil Funny how ain't none of it yours I can't sleep yo I'm paranoid, it's code orange It's far from right, I guess that's why it feels so wrong To see the world get stripped out of every resource And people pray to Coca-Cola now instead of the gods What's goin' on? Like walkin on the moon was such a good feeling I'm lyin in bed and I'm starin at the ceilin Can't wake up on Monday morning Thinkin about work makes me yawn and As I look outside it's rainin, pourin Cats and dogs don't wanna think no more About when I gotta get up and get out my bed I'd rather sleep and smoke a b-load instead Because the harder you try the less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need Because the harder you fall the more it's gon bleed Watch where you stepping cause you best not step on me If you're ugly on the outside it don't matter If the beauty on the inside it over powers If the beauty on the outside it wont matter If you're ugly on the inside then I don't want And if you the type of person getting no recognition Reach inside your pocket feelin all your money missin And you wanna shoot your guns but you got no ammunition Open up your mind, body, soul and take a listenThe harder you try the less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need Because the harder you fall the more it's gon bleed Watch where you stepping cause you best not step on me It's always hard when you're workin for the other man Tryin to make a dollar with the palms of my empty hands It seems so easy but it never seems to last long Thinkin that you got it for a minute then a minutes gone...

I'd like to meet:

Someone..anyone...

Music:

Given the choice i'd much rather be blind than deaf..music consumes me...helps me breathe...without this love i am nothing...crate digging in this playground of life is when im at my happiest...Monster magnet,David holmes, 3 doors down,murs,breed 77,Sage Francis,Mr lif, the herbaliser, mr scruff, hed(pe), blackalicious, j5, common, dead prez, p.u.t.s, beasties,mr mutton, yellowcard, tribe, nightmares on wax,DJ Shadow, quannum, latyrx, lyrics born, jigga, nas , incubus, sunna,3rd alley, korn, talib kweli, manu chao, unkle, funki porcini, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Sublime 3(R.I.P Bradley), aspects , trust company, trapt, static-x, fear factory, portishead, , yoda, braintax, jehst, the cohorts, tha mexakinz, soulfly, The Roots-Rahzel & ?uestlove, killa kella, deftones, company flow,snot,xzibit, white zombie, rjd2, spineshank, fugazi, fingathing, fallacy, high and mighty, falling idols,8ft tender,Dan the automator,handsome boys modelling school and nathanuel merriweather, ice cube, shortbus, slightly stoopid, dmx, perfect circle, staind, soundgarden, audioslave, the selecter, guano apes, chino xl, the pharcyde, NIN, cypress hill, the game, kanye, em, dre, the music, , dire straits, skinnyman, skindred,memento,lee perry,in flames, saliva,Alter Bridge,Flaw,Massive Attack,Sway & King tech,Sevendust,necro,aesop rock,american head charge,A7X,65 days of static,boards of canada,thievery corporation,dangermouse,jack manness,drunken arseholes,BT,EPMD,everclear,fort minor,cinematic orchestra,dust/chemicals,filter,ill nino,isis,Jean Grae,Jin,Luke Vibert,mannish,MF doom,KMD,Orgy,RA rugged man,bjork,kool g rap,eek a mouse,erick sermon,rascalz,roots manuva,bonobo,delinquent habits,jack johnson,wagon christ,ltj bukem,the ziggens,flaming lips,erykah badu,ugly duckling,aesop rock,fishbone,ozomatli,filibuster,bill withers,miles davis,jason downs,rass kass,capitoleye....the list grows almost daily...kinda like my hate for coldplay

Movies:

City of God,La haine,Ghost Dog,Idle hands,Any python film,Amelie,Training day,Clay pigeons,Starship troopers,Transformers the movie,Stand by me,Crying freeman,The burbs,O brother where art thou,Ong Bak,Dead man on campus,Ninja scroll,chopper,the goonies,Pan's labyrinth,star wars(the proper ones)kung pow,predator,300,apocolypse now,dumb and dumber,swingers,dead mans shoes,shopping,most tarantino & kevin smith stuff,Arty shit,epic stuff that makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end,films that clog up my brain for hours after they have finished..man theres so many...

Television:

Robot chicken,Family guy,Futurama,Simpsons,Green wing,South park,Peep show,Red dwarf,anything involving anybody that makes me piss myself really..pythons,Dylan Moran,Ross Noble,Bill Bailey,Ricky Gervais,Eddie Izzard,Jimmy Carr(that dude is so wrong it hurts)Clarkson,Lea & Herring,Coogan,Any documentary that is interesting and/or fucked up...i tend not to watch tv just acquire the stuff i want...

Books:

Just finished 'this book will save your life' by am homes...really enjoyed it but it didn't...may go down the trade descriptions act route...if anything it made me even more fucked up...maybe it was just the timing...

Heroes:

is ace