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In the lodge with the good Dale.

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About Me


Twin Peaks...this was the best TV show everI talk a lot of shit, if I talk at all. Stuff makes me laugh, little things, stupid things.I dont mind you not knowing what the fuck im on about, it made me laugh...
I tend to take strong likes or dislikes to people. I dont like having farty little friendships , i like to have proper friends, do get a bit annoyed when people dont talk to me tho. Which i cant help so fuck it.Dislikes usually involve work people-Being in a people facing job that can tend to happen though, some are always seemingly up their own arse or just plain irritating. I can be fine with people, but i dunno if there are some who give off some bloody chemical or something that triggers the "WANKER ALERT" function in my head and then i find myself grumbling about them under my breath.
I'm a typical Gemini, I'll be a real nice guy and then i'll also be an obnoxious git, not necessarily in that order. I will be really clever and then do something incredible spacklike. I'll be gorgeous and then be really disgusting. Its the Mint Card Clever-Dumb balance thing all over again. I expect the chinese would have invented some symbol and mystical name for it or something.
SET YOURSELF ON FIRE MY DEAR!!
“I don’t know if its fear of people with beards, or just the fear that a giant beard is going to creep into your house with a magnifying glass on a hot summers day, set fire to itself, and burn all your receipts for the financial year”
– Bill Bailey

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Cantrell or Layne Staley{RIP} of Alice in Chains, Mike Patton formerly of Faith No More, Devin Townsend, Axl Rose. I'd love to meet my mum again somewhere to say the things that I didnt get chance.
the 40k design team, in fact, sod it, I want to be one of them
George Lucas, in fact, no fuck it, why limit it to real life, Obi Wan Kenobi.
New friends!!
Whinge Bag ! Yes you know who ;) See you at the weekend for mino walking and football and stuff
Vampira - Devin Townsend Band
Cryin' - Aerosmith
Bitch School-Spinal Tap
The Majesty of Rock-Spinal Tap
I AM THE CURIOUS ORANGE!!
Simon Quinlank
one of me & my sisters favourite Fry and Laurie sketches

My Blog

Uh-oh..

Well, had a relaxing weekend and feel a lot better than the tail end of last week, when i had some really bad stomach pains [ive had them bearable for a few weeks but that was much different...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:01:00 GMT

What have i been up to ? um...

Well, Alice has got a new job working for the Law Society, she will have a badge that says "Internal Affairs" hopefully. If not I will make one. I want a badge that says internal affairs, i would...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:54:00 GMT

My family

Rita Christine Ash 15/6/1946 - 30/6/2007 You were great and so brave and whatever I write won't do you justice, not that you could read it on here anyway cos you never did figure out computers. Wish I...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:27:00 GMT

The Day Today

I thought this was hilarious. If you dont remember The Day Today or Brass Eye though you wont get it. But the reporters name is Ted Maul "Ted Maul has that story reporting..."
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:31:00 GMT

And lo, he wept great tears of joy

I have waited so long to get this and finally its released, and here in my hands. Im totally stoked! This is so cool. In fact in the words of Butthead.. "Beavis, today is the greatest day of our lives...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:08:00 GMT

the god of cream and sugar

Me and Alice made a banoffee pie at the weekend, fools that we are, we didnt realise how big it would be. Tasty, but so very very filling.Theres so much toffee and cream, it was too much I had to con...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:52:00 GMT

Meat

Had some tasty Springbok last night, it was quite delicious.No fat. I really think that we should let all animals live free and wild and then just get what we need for food instead of breeding it pure...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:47:00 GMT

for Sparta!

Went to see 300 last night, and aside from the fucking irritating people talking, and a group of pikeys who kept getting up and going out and coming back in again it was a really cool film. I'll assum...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:37:00 GMT

very angry

well fucksticks. Some germ ridden person/persons posing as a member of the public visiting my work passed on lurgi to me and ive been laid up for a few days. I have a few people in mind none of whom s...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:16:00 GMT

go go gadget Puma

back on the road. and the wing mirror looks better than ever now, just got a few tiny chips i need to get rid of from when they keep digging up the roads and then little bits of stone fly and chip it ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:42:00 GMT