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Killer Kel

I will keep you warm in hell...

About Me

"In fields where nothing grew but weeds, I found a flower at my feet, Bending there in my direction, I wrapped a hand around its stem, I pulled until the roots gave in, Finding now what I’ve been missing, But I know… So I tell myself, I tell myself it’s wrong.There’s a point we pass from which we can’t return. I felt the cold rain of the coming storm. All because of you, I haven’t slept in so long. When I do I dream of drowning in the ocean, Longing for the shore where I can let my head down, Inside these arms of yours."

I fart loud and laugh obnoxiously afterwards because I think it's hilarious. I burp the same too, but without the laughing because no one cares about burping.

My ass crack hangs out at all times.

I have some of the most amazing friends in the world.

21. Beginning photographer. It's my life. I want to start doing promotional pictures for bands or really any sort of work people need.Layout Created at ...net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I won't add you unless I know you.

Other Photographers. Alternative models. Bands who need promotional pictures done.

And anyone who will love me for my mistakes.

Music:

AFI, Blindside, Garbage, KMFDM, Alkaline Trio, Smashing Pumpkins, Coheed and Cambria, From Autumn to Ashes, Thursday, the Cure, the Start, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Blondie, The Distillers, A Perfect Circle, Placebo, Sigur Ros, The Faint, Marylin Manson, Alexisonfire, Incubus, Hunter Revenge, Offspring, Melissa Auf Der Maur, The Killers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Radiohead, Sparta, Taking Back Sunday, Tsunami Bomb, Interpol, Green Day, Tiger Army, Thrice, The Sounds, Social Distortion Soviettes, Black Eyed Peas, U2, My Chemical Romance, The Strokes, Deftones, The Used, Further Seems Forever, Underoath, The Adicts, Ramones, Misfits, Frank Sinatra, Dropkick Murphys, Jack Off Jill, Son of Sam, The Black Maria, Nekromantix, Koffin Kats, Crypto Kats, The Story Changes, The Bravery, Dresden Dolls, Hot Hot Heat, Lola Ray, Atreyu, Oxymoronatron, The Professors, In Flames, Soilwork, Dimmu Borgir, Trivium, 3 inches of blood, Deftones.

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, The Crow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Office Space, Orange County, Dogma, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, SLC Punk, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Life Or Something Like It, A Life Less Ordinary, Ghost World, My First Mister, Seven, Old School, Rules of Attraction, Snatch, Fight Club, Love Actually, Shaun of the Dead, Blow, Closer, Con Air, Reservoir Dogs.

Television:

Will & Grace, Dead Like Me, the Daily Show, Chappelle show.

Books:

Anything with pictures.

My Blog

Eat Shit and Die II

This needs no introduction.... 11.) "Did that hurt?" Never ask me this in reference to my tattoos. Unless you have tattoos yourself and you're curious as to if that part of the body&nbs...
Posted by Killer Kel on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:26:00 PST

Every Sunday....

of mine should be spent in the park...       It makes me happy. ...
Posted by Killer Kel on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

Jack.

a.k.a. Ball Biter. It's a girl. She's 8 weeks old. And Matt being a douchebag when he was in town.... ...
Posted by Killer Kel on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

Eat Shit and Die.

This blog is filled completely with ranting and is pretty much useless. Everyone who knows me well enough already knows how bitter I am and this just justifies it even more. Today I had a 6 year old ...
Posted by Killer Kel on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST

Say Hello to the Angels

I feel like writing. So here it goes. I move in a week. Randy, Bubba, and I got an apartment in Enon. Yes, I realize there is nothing there. Which is fine. The building is quite square and plain, but ...
Posted by Killer Kel on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:37:00 PST

Are you serious?

This is my first blog ever. I hate blogs. So, I walked out to my car today after an annoying day at work to discover that someone has ripped my temp tags off the piece of shit that is my new car.&nbs...
Posted by Killer Kel on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:16:00 PST